• Exorcist: The Beginning details

Exorcist: The Beginning Synopsis

Gene Wilder has been dug up and is doing an opening monologue in the trailer for The Exorcist (why have I never noticed this resemblance when watching the Exorcist?). Even the devil isn’t as scary as the disembodied voice of Gene Wilder. What if he comes back in his Willy Wonka outfit and starts singing that creepy ass Wonka song? Holy hell! That’ll make one terrifying devil movie.

Sadly, it’s unlikely they’ll be able to fully resurrect Wilder. No doubt we’ll have to settle for another Exorcist filled with that guy they call Satan. He’s that devilish fellow from the other Exorcist movies who has a fetish for power vomiting. Well he’s back, and this time they’re telling the story from the beginning.

The trailer is slick and slightly scary. The production values look EXCELLENT… which usually isn’t a good sign for horror movies. The more expensive the blood, the less scary the flick.

Still, this is a movie about the devil and he’s a pretty scary guy. I’m holding out for the new Versus movie which’ll pit him against Jim Caviezel, but till then perhaps Exorcist: The Beginning will suffice.

Hot Topics

Donald Trump's Spokesman Is Really Mad At SNL Too, Here's What He Said
Ryan Reynolds And Hugh Jackman Shared An Innocent Photo, But Fans Jumped To Cable Casting Conclusions
How Gotham Brought Jerome Back For Its Joker Storyline
The Complete List Of Nintendo Switch Launch Titles
How Playing Bane In The Dark Knight Rises Negatively Affected Tom Hardy

New Reviews

Live By Night
Monster Trucks
The Bye Bye Man

Top Movies

8 Popular Young Adult Book Series That Would Be Perfect For TV
How Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Just Connected To Captain America
What's Happening With Johnny Blaze On Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., According To The EPs
Lady Gaga Has A Crazy Performance Planned For The Super Bowl Halftime Show
Why The 24 Movie Never Happened, According To The Producer
New Walking Dead Video Shows Us How To Kick A Zombie To Death, Crush The Apocalypse
6 Major Schedule Changes DC Should Make Very Soon
Why 1-2 Switch Doesn't Come With The Console
How You Can Try Out Watch Dogs 2 For Free
Jerry Seinfeld And Netflix Just Teamed Up For A Huge Deal, Here's The Latest
Fast 8: What We Know About The Fate Of The Furious
Avatar 2: What We Know So Far
Assassin's Creed
Gateway Blend ©copyright 2017