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Illegal Aliens - DVD Synopsis


You thought they were from another planet... you were right! "Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men in Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these ILLEGAL ALIENS are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, lowbrow spoofs, and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic b-movie genre… how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? ILLEGAL ALIENS pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "bad movies" we all love to hate! The film stars Anna Nicole Smith (The Anna Nicole Show, Be Cool, Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult) as Lucy, Joanie Laurer (The Surreal Life, former WWE wrestler “Chyna”) as Rex, Lenise Sorén (Eve, Nightmare), and Gladise Jimenez (TV’s Tremors, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Young and the Restless) as Drew.



Anna Nicole Smith may be dead, but she just won’t go away. The internet is still abuzz with sad people trying to justify her meager contributions to the world by pumping her up as some sort of pop icon when really, she was just a fat drug addict who once looked kind of good in a pair of jeans. Sorry, I refuse to give the woman any breaks just because she is dead. She was a bad mother, a bad role model, and from what I can tell a bad person. And now we have to put up with a post-mortem movie from her? Glad it's going direct to DVD. Maybe no one will notice.


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