Oh Thanksgiving, a time to reflect and spend precious moments with spouses, children, and parents, or in the case of a certain Yankees’ third baseman, an aging, yet still desirable, pop star. Reports are swirling that playoff choke artist Alex Rodriguez has ditched his kids to spend Thursday with the recently divorced Madonna. Rumors have been putting the couple together for some time, but as they were both married, all allegations were unequivocally denied.
According to Access Hollywood, the festive plans came out in a fiery email A-Rod’s wife Cynthia sent to a friend. “She called and he ran on her command back to New York. In the immortal words of Kramer, Ca-ca-ca-ca-cat fight!
Look: I’m a realist. I know how the world works. Sometimes people separate; they leave their wives for a more desirable woman. But seriously, Alex, get your head out of your ass. If you want to bail on Cynthia fine, but do not leave your children in the wake. John Lennon bailed on his wife Cynthia too, and poor Julian was left to fend for himself.
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