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Aaron Carter Signs Up For Celebrity Rehab
By Mack Rawden: 2008-05-21 14:47:11
I’m almost positive God doesn’t exist. In fact, I really want to be an atheist, but since I can’t conclusively prove there’s no big man upstairs, I’m forced to define myself as agnostic. Very rarely do I doubt this lonely position, but every once in awhile, something so special, so magical, so brilliantly perfect happens that I can’t help but shout to the heavens and thank El Shaddai. Today is one of those days.
According to WENN, miserable trainwreck and Backstreet little brother Aaron Carter has signed on for Dr. Drew Pinsky’s Celebrity Rehab. Thank God! I watched every single episode of this program at least ten times last year, and I’m still not sick of it. Call me a drama queen, call me whatever you want, but please never take this orgasmic half hour off the air. The other Celebrity Rehab spots haven’t been confirmed as of yet, but I’d watch twelve half hours of just Aaron Carter crying about his family in counseling. Wait. If possible, I’ll take Steve-0 too. He seems to be a prime candidate for a total life overhaul. RELATED: aaron carter
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