Ashley Dupree Wants To Make Music

Editor’s Note: The following story contains mildly offensive language which some may deem disrespectful toward women. We, here at Cinema Blend, understand and have taken those qualms under advisement, but considering all of the hateful monikers flung inside this story are directed toward Miss Ashley Dupree, a self-admitted prostitute, we feel justified in using school yard insults including but not limited to: slut, whore, jezebel, tramp, floozy, lady of the night, hooker, and Jersey cum dumpster. Anyone who feels he may be offended by course language such as the above should immediately close this page, as a verbal harangue of elicit filth will soon assault your eyeballs.

Hey! Remember that moderately attractive Jersey hobag who blew Eliot Spitzer for a few grand earlier this year? Well, the tramp had been toying with the idea of taking on (pun intended) her own I Love New York-style dating show for awhile now, but apparently, Miss Thang feels as if she’s above that. Slutty McSlutsteen wants to be a serious ar-tee-st; so, the whore has hired music manager to the stars Chris Lighty.

According to Page Six, Lighty has lent his talents to a host of famed musicians such as 50 Cent and Busta Rhymes. That’s a start. I would have suggested about five years with Henry Higgins and a name change, but I guess time is of the essence. Let me just call this now: any time reputable human beings devote to this whore will be a waste. If she wants to write a tell-all memoir, people will probably buy it. But music? Ha. No one wants to think about this semen swamp banging the ugliest politician since McKinley while trying to get random ass on the dance floor.

Still, this record might actually happen. Protect yourself at all costs. Grab a carton of Valtrex and wait for the all clear alarm.

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