Christian Dior Apologies For Sharon Stone

Reeling from the comments made by their spokeswoman/ model Sharon Stone, luxury goods emporium Christian Dior has issued a public statement apologizing for her acidic and belligerent tongue. While I applaud the fancy cosmetics company for taking a quick and pointed stance, it’s very hard for me to forgive and forget when Miss Stone herself hasn’t personally delivered an I’m sorry fruitcake to every single homeless Chinese resident. Alright, I guess that may be a little too much to ask for, but at least make your rounds on the talk show circuit for God’s sake. I guess her common sense isn’t as quick to come out as other parts of her body.

According to Bloomberg Financial News, Christian Dior’s statement asserted the company was “deeply sorry” for her words and assured everyone they “absolutely disagreed” with her remarks. Good. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who found her repulsive words to be an abhorrent word vomit.

You will never meet a human being more fiercely behind the 1st Amendment than I am; so, I’d like to make it clear I one hundred percent stand by Ms. Stone’s right to say whatever her little heart desires. In accordance with that constitutional freedom, one the Chinese government doesn’t always afford its citizens, I will now use it to say I think Sharon Stone is a miserable cunt who couldn’t act her way through a straight-to-dvd American Pie film.

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