TMZ seems to be positive Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke up. Perez Hilton doesn’t seem to know what to think. And Lindsay Lohan herself has denied the whole thing on her blog. I initially didn’t know what the hell to think, but after a lot of careful soul searching, I’ve come up with the perfect analogy. Let’s say you’re playing Monopoly and you own all three of those green properties: Pacific, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania. Now, your opponent has landed on the space immediately prior. What type of person are you? Do you A) blow nearly all of your remaining money to buy hotels hoping your opponent has shitty luck and will land on one of the spaces? B) save your money assuming he’ll miss entirely? C) spend a small portion of your remaining money to put a few houses on the properties?
I play to win, always assuming everyone else has worse luck than me; therefore, I blow most of my remaining cash on hotels. That’s why I think Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have broken up.
Regardless of whether you buy into my logic, something fishy is afloat. Lindsay Lohan just picked up a new apartment, one which she’ll reportedly share with her sister, and the formerly inseparable pair have been spotted apart in recent days. Add that to the supposed New Years fight the two got into, and best case scenario, the relationship is on the rocks. Besides, after publically being chastised by her own father for entering a same-sex relationship, Lindsay Lohan has every reason in the world to act like things are just peachy.
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TMZ seems to be positive Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke up. Perez Hilton doesn’t seem to know what to think. And Lindsay Lohan herself has denied the whole thing on her blog. I initially didn’t know what the hell to think, but after a lot of careful soul searching, I’ve come up with the perfect analogy. Let’s say you’re playing Monopoly and you own all three of those green properties: Pacific, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania. Now, your opponent has landed on the space immediately prior. What type of person are you? Do you A) blow nearly all of your remaining money to buy hotels hoping your opponent has shitty luck and will land on one of the spaces? B) save your money assuming he’ll miss entirely? C) spend a small portion of your remaining money to put a few houses on the properties?
