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Hillbillys Attempt To Kill Obama

By Mack Rawden: 2008-08-26 12:54:03
Hillbillys Attempt To Kill Obama Dad gummit! Them G-Men foiled ours plans to asa-si-nate that dark skinned Mus-lam fellow.

In probably the easiest ever arrest made in the history of Colorado, three men and a woman were picked up for reportedly plotting to assassinate Presidential Candidate Barack Obama. The foursome were found with high-powered riffles, camouflage, methamphetamine, and other assorted redneck paraphernalia.

According to Perez Hilton, one of the men, humorously named Adolf, attempted to jump out of his sixth story hotel room but broke his ankle in the fall (a la John Wilkes Booth). Another doucher, who’s mugshot shows him with blonde tips, was booked after being pulled over for driving erratically. One of the accomplices even later admitted they were in Denver to “do in Obama.” Amateurs.

Here’s to hoping some racists with more intelligence and the same amount of hate in their hearts don’t attempt anything similar.


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  1. Michael Stevens Says:

    This attack is not surprising. I'm not surprised by this and neither should Obama or anyone else. And by the way--Hillbillys should be spelled like this: Hillbillies.

  1. ark Says:

    Those are not Hillbillies. Those are meth monkies. You can lough at me if you want, but when you say Hillbillies what you dont know is that you are talking about people that have had a gun in there hand almost from birth. They have grown up shooting the same caliber weapons as the armed forces, at live moving targets ,its just a way of life for these people. If you think i am wrong just take look at the top snipers the forces ever produced and look where they come from. No those that got aressted where just white trash.

  1. steve Says:

    Here’s to hoping some racists with more intelligence and the same amount of hate in their hearts don’t attempt anything similar, and get caught.

  1. Kuuanoi Says:

    Hillbillies?, more like WHiTE TRASH

  1. whitepower Says:

    white power the south will rise again

  1. alfy Says:

    comment to the "South will Rise Again". YOU LOST GET OVER IT!

  1. alfy Says:

    for the "South will Rise Again" you LOST get over it!

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