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Jumpin Jehosaphat! Lauren Conrad And Jason Sex Tape

By Mack Rawden: 2007-04-05 03:39:06
Jumpin Jehosaphat! Lauren Conrad And Jason Sex Tape For the last three years, Lauren Conrad has epitomized the sweet, innocent girl amidst the obscene wealth, underage drinking, and debauchery of Orange County. For two heartbreaking seasons, American teenagers envied her morals and lusted after her smoking hot body. It now appears she may not be quite the virginal girl next door people had assumed.

Gossip guru and Queen of all media Perez Hilton is reporting that an inside source has spilled the beans on an LC sex tape. Apparently, LC's former boyfriend, 'Laguna' star Jason Wahler, convinced the blonde bombshell to let the camera roll during a sexual escapade. Like most illogical teenage relationships, deception and jealousy soon entered the fold, and it imploded more explosively than the Challenger.

After the destructive split, Lauren demanded the tape's return, however Jason stalled and made copies. The douche bag then handed over one of the replicas, and now he plans on selling the original to the highest bidder. That's capitalism at its best. If LC had taken economics in high school, she would know that too.

Over/Under on how many hours I will spend viewing said video? I'm guessing less time than Lauren will spend cursing God after this train wreck. Besides, Kristin was hotter anyways.



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  1. JON Says:

    Lauren is much prettier than Kristin. I know a lot of people who will be watching it if it's true!

  1. Mike Boner Says:

    Mike Boner returns saying; I already busted a nut just thinking of LC naked laying around begging for my last name......cannot wait!

  1. Johnny S from Wrigley Says:

    HOLLLA!!!! Yo, LC is blazin', and I'm a-waitin'! If what my momma says is true, I'm 'bout to go blind, fo' heazy!

  1. sadie Says:

    what are you talking about?! lauren is WAY prettier than kristin
    jason was right for choosing LC, kristins a bitch

  1. ruba Says:

    can u give me lauren e-mail please if u know it......
    and who's lc boyfriend right now???????
    biiiiiiiiiiiig kiiiiis for u lc

  1. Verobuca Says:

    Thats not true. The Hills season premire was last night &Heidi started the rumor.
    Plus, we all know Jason isnt shallow &he would never do that to LC

    oh &if your reading this Heidi i hateeee you! so does the rest of the US.

    and i love you lauren :]

  1. Nicole Says:

    UM did u not watch the previews??? First of all, if it were truly a rumor, why would LC get so angry @ heidi? If it were a rumor ANYONE could have started it...like someone who hates her like kristen. I think she told heidi about her porno and heidi was the only one who knew..therefore LC knew it was HEIDI that told people. second of all when they show the previews for next week heidi goes oh maybe theyll be back in the movie making business.

    she did it!

  1. T DAWG Says:

    Yo, how do i get ahold of this tape? I need to see if its true. HOlla at ya boy.

  1. rachel Says:

    i hate heidie and spences i love lauren she nice and suit she not like heidi but she not perfect

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