Katt Williams Pimp Slapped Back To Jail

Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on with Katt Williams? The thirty-five year old comedian recently blew off his hosting gig at the BET Awards, then missed his appearance on Conan, and finally, was arrested on gun charges in New York City. It must have gotten exponentially harder out there for a pimp--what with the sluggish economy and oncoming winter.

According to MTV, Williams’ arrest happened on Thursday morning, twelve hours or so before a stand-up show at Radio City Music Hall, but by the grace of God, Williams was released just in time to entertain the sold out crowd. Hallelujah. But seriously---what the hell is going on with Katt Williams? Since I’ve got no real evidence and I’m not ready to start salacious rumors, I’ll just say something strange is afoot.

Where in the world could this bizarre irresponsible behavior even go from here? Accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation? A knife fight with Ron Weasley? Only the next few weeks can tell us for sure.

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