Former inmate and media-whoring doucher Michael Lohan weighed in on the marriage prospects of his daughter and Samantha Ronson, making it clear if the two ever wed he would not walk his daughter down the aisle. Abandoning your daughter because of an ancient book must have been one of the morals he picked up while residing in the Collins Correctional Facility.
Lohan told MSNBC, “I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.” Wonderful. Way to take the high road there, Mr. Lohan.
In all honesty, I don’t believe a word that comes out of this son of a bitch’s mouth, least of all this. If these two were to get married, which they probably won’t, he’d show up. Not because of a change of heart--but because he’d probably hit up every one of his daughter’s famous friends with new project ideas.
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Former inmate and media-whoring doucher Michael Lohan weighed in on the marriage prospects of his daughter and Samantha Ronson, making it clear if the two ever wed he would not walk his daughter down the aisle. Abandoning your daughter because of an ancient book must have been one of the morals he picked up while residing in the Collins Correctional Facility.
