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Marcia's Not So Brady Childhood
By Mack Rawden: 2008-10-13 18:00:57
To steal a line from Steve Zahn’s character in That Thing You Do, I had my first boy-girl thing for no-not-Diane-Dane but Marcia Brady. She was just so wholesome and virginal and smiley. Sadly, I don’t have those feelings anymore--for anyone. This whole celebrity gossip nonsense has corrupted me. Now, I pretty much assume everyone is whoring themselves out during wild sex orgies, possibly involving children and animals. There’s just no shocking me at this point in my life. But Marcia Brady, well, Marcia Brady will always be wholesome and virginal and smiley. Or not.
According to E! Online, my childhood sweetheart was snorting her way through life before, during, and after the show’s four year run. She traded sex for drugs, got down at Sammy Davis Jr.’s mansion, and was even involved with Steve Martin. I’m sickened but still in love (not about Steve Martin, he‘s a funny guy). The memoir is called Here’s The Story: Surviving Marcia Brady And Finding My Real Voice and you should join me in picking up a copy at your local book retailer. RELATED: maureen mccormick
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