There’s a lot inherently icky and wrong about this story but also a lot inherently logical and decent. Condom manufacturers Life Styles have offered fifteen year old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus one million dollars to shoot a commercial spot for the rubber giant. Naturally, she’s refused, but the offer remains on the table, as well as a promise of free rubbers for life once she turns eighteen.
According to E! Online, a rep for the company explained the offer, saying “Pop culture proves that teens are more willing than ever to discuss the subject of sex.” I’m sure most of you find this entire offer to be a cheap attempt to whore off Miley’s mega-fame (it is), but unprotected sex among teenagers is a serious issue. Regardless of what Jesus, your mom, and Dr. James Dobson might say, high schoolers have always and will continue to awkwardly experiment with sex. Abstinence only education is a bullshit, utopian remedy which has unequivocally failed. We need a new approach, and Miley Cyrus shelling out condom recommendations would be a good start.
Wrap up your shit, people. There’s nothing cool about rushing him from baseball practice to care for a toddler or getting Penicillin shots to fight off the syph.
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