Babbling on like a schizophrenic in heat, Naomi Campbell told friends she was only arrested at the airport last week because of her skin color. I like to always give people the benefit of the doubt; so, let’s take a look at the events surrounding her incarceration, as they've been reported by The Sun:
1) Campbell arrives at Heathrow Airport to board a British Airways flight to Los Angeles.
2) A pilot tells the supermodel her bag is too heavy, and it will follow her to LAX on the next flight out.
3) Campbell reportedly becomes belligerent, obstreperous, and all sorts of obnoxious adjectives, calling the flight crew “rude.”
4) The police arrive and threaten to arrest the hot mess.
5) Campbell spits all up in one cop’s face.
6) The thirty-seven year old head case is taken to jail.
Yup. This certainly sounds like a clear cut case of racism to me. Among the other things Campbell probably finds prejudiced include, but are not limited to: waiting at stop lights, purchasing Fiber One Bars, and waking up on time for modeling shoots.
According to The Hearld Sun, the ‘wounded’ police officer was forced to undergo HIV and Hepatitis testing. Unfortunately, those results were not available at press time. It’s a good thing you can’t get crabs from spit, or the victimized Narc might be in real trouble.
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