It’s a common misconception nowadays that people don’t read. That’s not true. Middle-aged women read a boatload. They just seem to prefer mediocre fluff romance novels, PG-13 rated mysteries, and celebrity memoirs. That should make you cringe and Sarah Palin quiver with anticipation. Why should she get the warm and fuzzies? Because the majority of semi-educated Midwestern Housewives absolutely love Sarah Palin and her downhome charm; so much so, in fact, that publishers are reportedly offering the Alaskan Governor seven million for an autobiography. That’s a lot of zeroes with a seven in front of it.
According to The New York Post, Palin is currently shopping around for a high profile agent to help her sort through all the proposals. I have no accreditation or licensing, but I work moderately hard and would be available for paid consolations. Just something to keep in mind.
I don’t share the same hatred for Sarah Palin most highly educated twenty-somethings seem to harbor. I more than likely wouldn’t vote for her, but I’d meet her for drinks and throw out cheesy pickup lines. There’s no shame in trying.
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It’s a common misconception nowadays that people don’t read. That’s not true. Middle-aged women read a boatload. They just seem to prefer mediocre fluff romance novels, PG-13 rated mysteries, and celebrity memoirs. That should make you cringe and Sarah Palin quiver with anticipation. Why should she get the warm and fuzzies? Because the majority of semi-educated Midwestern Housewives absolutely love Sarah Palin and her downhome charm; so much so, in fact, that publishers are reportedly offering the Alaskan Governor seven million for an autobiography. That’s a lot of zeroes with a seven in front of it.
