|
||||||||||||||||||||
The Pope Okays Alien Conspiracy Theories
By Mack Rawden: 2008-05-14 23:36:23
Always ready and willing to change with the times, The Vatican announced on Tuesday that believing in aliens is no longer just for the heathens. Not that the Catholic Church carries quite the same pull on collective thought that it did five hundred years ago, but God-fearing Christians are now free to speculate about intelligent life forms on far away planets without the slightest hint of guilt.
The shocking revelation came out in an interview earlier this week with Jesuit Director Of The Vatican Observatory (Yes, that exists) Jose Funes admitting extra-terrestrial beings wouldn’t “contradict our faith.” My God. Jesus just rolled over in his grave. Does anyone really still care what the Pope thinks? There’s only one man in a ridiculous white hat who’s opinion I respect and he doesn’t live in Europe. I won’t tell you who that man is, but I can tell you he lives with Britney’s two children and dances like a motherfucker. RELATED: the pope, kevin federline
Comment on “The Pope Okays Alien Conspiracy Theories”Note: This website is not intended for use by minors. The views expressed in this comments section are not necessarily our own. Comments that we deem to be poorly worded, off topic, or threatening will not be published. For free, uncensored discussion visit our forum.Leave a ReplyMAIN SITE NAVIGATION
HOME l ABOUT US l l SEARCH l MOVIE NEWS l MOVIE REVIEWS l MOVIE PREVIEWS l DVD REVIEWS l DVD NEWS l SOUNDTRACKS l FEATURES DATABASE l TELEVISION l MUSIC l GAMES l CELEBRITY l TECHNOLOGY l RSS 2.0 FEEDS l MESSAGE BOARDS l LIVE CHAT l SYNDICATE US l LINKS | CB STORE | GIANT FREAKIN ROBOT This site is operated by Cinema Blend LLC. For advertising inquiries, contact Gorilla Nation. CinemaBlend.com is a private, independently owned website which is intended only as entertainment. The views expressed on this website may or may not reflect those of its owner. Don't take us too seriously. Made in Webta Labs 
|
|
