Victoria Beckham Needs A Bra

By Celeb Stink: 2007-03-29 03:14:37

The editors of American magazine Us Weekly have pleaded with ex-SPICE GIRL VICTORIA BECKHAM to cover up when she becomes a Los Angeles resident this summer (07) because they're sick of seeing her nipples. The magazine chiefs have penned a letter to Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice, asking her to wear bras - and posted it on their website.

They write, "There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do. "It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid TOM CRUISE - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe.

"Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby DAVID BECKHAM might mistake for soccer ball bags."

Copyright 2007 WENN

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cylob Says:
March 30th, 2007 at 11:30
AHAH

well done..!!! that cow needs to understand that she is not pretty and sexy....and that her breasts are awful.....
She cannot oblige the entire world to watch them, because they are horrendous and cheap.......

Kasey Christ Says:
April 24th, 2007 at 12:50
If she wants to let them out let them out! You are probably some old woman jealous of her looks and so get over it! She is her own woman and she can do what she wants, if it bothers you look the otehr way!

Much Love,
Kasey

sanson Says:
July 21st, 2007 at 19:18
i dont agree with any of you people. i know women with boobs ten times worse than hers but they dont get there photo taken and published in magazines. so basically if LA doesnt want to see her flaunting her brests in magazines and in public well then stop taking pictures of her. yea she is an ex-spice girl, but that doesnt mean she is more important than the women i know in northern california who is prettier and also doenst wear a bra. why not take some pictures of her. ohh and one last thing. LA is worried about posh spice. why dont you guys take a trip down to the many whole in the wall hotels right off of hollywood blv. and look at some of the braless hookers roaming around. try cleaning up the real problems before you start worrying about posh and her tits!!!!!

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