Who Knew? Lenny Dykstra Is A Douche

By Mack Rawden: 2008-11-15 11:25:36

Scrappy former all-star centerfielder and World Series champion Lenny Dykstra is beloved in parts of New York City, specifically those parts which root for the ‘Mazin Mets. Throughout his ten plus year baseball career, he hustled like there was no tomorrow and partied like he had four livers, gaining the respect of his teammates and competitors. Unfortunately, he’s also been linked to steroids, arrested for drunk driving, and sued more than once--all while building a car wash and stock portfolio empire reportedly worth more than sixty million dollars. It’s hard-ish out there for a pimp.

According to The New York Daily News, Dykstra is being sued again for bouncing a seven thousand dollar check for private plane service. This litigation is in addition to another case in which he’s accused of not paying an accounting firm over one hundred thousand dollars. What the fuck, Lenny? I’m more than willing to give celebrities the benefit of the doubt on one lawsuit (there’s a lot of scam artists out there), but the last decade has shown nothing but a pattern of unseemly, reckless, and cheap behavior.

Get your life together, Lenny. Stop being a shitty person. We all want to remember you with fondness--not disgust and animosity.

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November 21, 2008 at 00:47

Shocker. They can join his accountant, who is suing him...his attorneys, who are suing him...his former assistant, who is suing him...all of them can get in line and wait, because he'll never pay. He never does. From the second he uses a service, hires a vendor or employee, takes a private plane, he knows he will not pay for it. He is a tragedy waiting to happen - watch for it.

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Cramerite
November 17, 2008 at 01:10

Is it no coincidence that this guy has been linked with Jim Cramer? Jim Cramer also shilled for Governor Spitzer, who went down in flames. Jim Cramer touts Lenny Dykstra's stock picking ability on his website, even though he employs a doubling down Martingale system that pushes his real losses to the future. Cramer's site says that Dykstra hasn't made a bad trade all year. Dykstra and Cramer are two peas in a pod.

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