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About Us
Standing amidst the shadowy, bulbous conglomerates, Cinema Blend is the entertainment site for the dreamers, the visionaries and the unusuals---the rebels who eat, sleep and complain about pop culture at their own pace and in their own language. In an age where most barter for the eighth floor penthouse at the expense of their pets, we’d rather stick it out on the first floor where it’s easier to get away with raucous parties, questionable viewpoints and genuine originality.
Fiercely independent, zealously opinionated and all-too-willing to try the occasional hairbrain scheme or unconventional idea, we’ve spent more than a decade sticking with our own style and outdated clothing choices. I guess we’re kind of like Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in that way, except, you know, we always show up for work. Want to advertise on the site? Please contact Gorilla Nation for ad rates, packages and general advertising information. Want to write for us? Go here for a listing of current openings. THE CB TEAM
 David Wharton
Title: Home Entertainment Editor / Assistant TV Editor
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A Lie: David Wharton is the subject of the 2012 Mayan doomsday prophecy.
 William Usher
Title: Assistant Games Editor
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Known To Say: "Seeing someone’s entrails slowly spill out, as they scream and crawl across a blood-drenched beach, is simply repulsive."
CONTRIBUTORS
 Scott Gwin
Title: Movies Writer / Box Office Guru
Known To Say: "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo has been hailed by some as Rob Schneider's funniest movie. Please bear in mind, that's kind of like saying "She Bangs" is William Hung's best song."
 Brian Holcomb
Title: DVD Critic
Known To Say: "Of course we want to see the man drawn and quartered; hopefully in great detail."
 Rich Knight
Title: Games/DVD Writer
Known To Say: "Crescent Galaxy and Primal Rage...rounded out the system as "good games." And if those were the "good games", I'd hate to play the "bad" ones. Do the Math, dude, you + Jaguar = loser."
 Will LeBlanc
Title: Movie News Reporter
A Lie: "Will's life story was told in the film Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. The overwhelming fame and fan reaction forced him into hundreds of hours of reconstructive surgery to hide his true identity."
 Perri Nemiroff
Title: Contributing Writer
Known To Say: "Who needs a karaoke machine when you could have Mamma Mia! on DVD?"
A Lie: Perri recently won $10 million from a scratch-off lottery card. She bought a lifetime supply of One A Day gummy vitamins, Vern Troyer and hopes to make InGen’s DNA extraction process a reality.
 Doug Norrie
Title: Contributing Writer
Known To Say: "I avoid awkwardness at every turn. I tend to watch one-third of Idol on mute because the conversations become so unbearable as to make my skin crawl"
DOUG'S BLOG: CHANNELUP
 Ed Perkis
Title: DVD Critic
Known To Say: "It’s like what you get at Jamba Juice, but cheaper and not quite as healthy."
 Steve West
Title:Contributing Writer
Known To Say: "Welcome Lex, please stick around and scheme a bit."
A Lie: Steve invented a 32-nanometer chip in 1997, but decided there was no need for it. Technology has since been at a near standstill compared to it's potential. Steve currently writes for Cinema Blend as penance for "impeding necessary technological advancements.
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