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Title: Head Honcho/Editor In Chief E-mail: Known To Say: "Needs more Shatner!" A Lie: On weekends Josh drapes himself in flannel and goes door to door crushing people's hopes and dreams.

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Title: Managing Editor E-mail: Known To Say: "It's kind of like a cheesy Vegas show, like Siegfried & Roy or Wayne Newton: It's silly, it's over-the-top, you're miserable, your Mom made you come, but you spent the whole time trying to hide the smile on your face. Don't worry, you're safe here. We never have to speak of this again. When it comes out on DVD, you're invited to my sing-along viewing party." A Lie: Katey was the real-life inspiration for Lawrence of Arabia.

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Title: Games Editor E-mail: Known To Say: "Playing GTA: San Andreas was like owning a Boyz N the Hood Special Edition Tamagotchi." A Lie: Pete was the uncredited dialogue writer for the "Street Fighter vs. Marvel Comics vs. Naruto vs. Bubble Bobble" fighting game.

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Title: TV Editor E-mail: Known To Say: "In addition to desperately wanting to dig in to one of Ned's delicious looking pies, I also wouldn't mind having Jim Dale follow me around for a few days, narrating even the most mundane details of my life." A Lie: Kelly has received multiple job offers from Seattle Grace Hospital, Mode Magazine, DHARMA, Dunder Mifflin and Primatech Paper Company but turned them all down in order to devote more time to Cinema Blend.

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Title: Assistant TV Editor E-mail: Known To Say: "Welcome Lex, please stick around and scheme a bit." A Lie: Steve invented a 32-nanometer chip in 1997, but decided there was no need for it. Technology has since been at a near standstill compared to it's potential. Steve currently writes for Cinema Blend as penance for "impeding necessary technological advancements.

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Title:Staff Writer E-mail: Known To Say: "At this rate, every single horror movie made before the 21st century is going to be remade by the end of 2010, even the ones no one cared about in the first place." A Lie: Once had a drunken conversation with Ernest Hemingway just prior to Hemingway writing The Sun Also Rises. Coincidence? Maybe. But probably not.

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Title:Editorial Assassin E-mail: Known To Say: "I plan on raising my kids in a seedy environment of second hand smoke, swearing, and gradual disappointment. The type of place where only artists and madmen thrive and the sane ooze into debauchery." A Lie: Mack is the byproduct of a passionate one night stand between Michael O'Donoghue and Adam's first wife Lilith. He legally divorced his parents at sixteen after both panned his first novel, Madame Ovary, as being "largely uninspired" and "a bit juvenile." It was never published.

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Title: Games Assistant Editor E-mail: Known To Say: "Seeing someone’s entrails slowly spill out, as they scream and crawl across a blood-drenched beach, is simply repulsive."

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Title: Forum Administrator Contact: Forum IM

Title: Forum Administrator Contact: Forum IM Known To Say: "If I was going to pick a young man to play Princess Diana, Keira Knightley would be that young man."

Title: Graphics Guru E-mail: Known To Say: "Can I get a Smizzle version?"

Title: Forum Administrator Contact: Forum IM Known To Say: "Ridley was always be 'Ridley', the dude was a bad ass director when he was doing TV commercials in the early 70's.....Paul Anderson will always be the director of Mortal Kombat."

Title: TV Writer Known To Say: "Good luck to you, Jason Mesnick, in your very very public search for love. May you find what almost no other contestant on these shows has found, but you best stop making googly eyes at my woman. I'll be watching you, Mesnick."

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Title: TV Writer Known To Say: "Who says TV isn't good for kids? I knew a girl who stayed in high school because she saw the prom episode of Beverly Hills, 90210."

Title: TV Writer Known To Say: "JC feels a little funny watching white dudes booty shakin'. Don't know why; they were really good, on par with a lot of club girls I've seen. Oh, maybe that's why."

Title: DVD Critic Known To Say: "Less Talky-talky. More Ping-Pong."

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Title: TV Writer Known To Say: "It would be rude to compare Britney's performance to that of a tired stripper with glazed-over eyes working the Wednesday 11am-6pm shift at a club by the truck stop, teetering across the stage in too-high heels while a lit cigarette hangs out of the corner of her mouth, leaving a trail of ashes in her wake... so I won't."

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Title: Music Writer Known To Say: "Juxtaposing Tom Petty's voice with Mike Campbell's guitar rifts is like having sex between Egyptian cotton sheets—it may not be the most technically astounding collaboration, but it sure fucking feels good."

Title: Movies Writer / Box Office Guru Known To Say: "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo has been hailed by some as Rob Schneider's funniest movie. Please bear in mind, that's kind of like saying "She Bangs" is William Hung's best song."

Title: DVD Critic Known To Say: "Of course we want to see the man drawn and quartered; hopefully in great detail."

Title: Games Writer Known To Say: "The Chris Rock impression is both laughable and kinda sad; it's a great impression of a man impersonating Chris Rock, but it's a horrible Chris Rock."

Title: Games/DVD Writer Known To Say: "Crescent Galaxy and Primal Rage...rounded out the system as "good games." And if those were the "good games", I'd hate to play the "bad" ones. Do the Math, dude, you + Jaguar = loser."

Title: TV Writer Known To Say: "Donald Trump is officially more evil than viagra which is a yuge statement."

Title: Movies Writer Known To Say: "Amy Adams getting sucked into the Meg Ryan vortex troubles me."

Title: DVD Critic Known To Say: "And just in case you're keeping score, Beckham gets the nod for better hair as well."

Title: DVD Writer Known To Say: "Who needs a karaoke machine when you could have Mamma Mia! on DVD?"

Title: TV Writer Known To Say: "I avoid awkwardness at every turn. I tend to watch one-third of Idol on mute because the conversations become so unbearable as to make my skin crawl"

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Title: DVD Critic E-mail: Known To Say: "It’s like what you get at Jamba Juice, but cheaper and not quite as healthy."

Title: Games Writer Known To Say: "Why would I take on a monstrous, club-wielding guard using a stick when I could instead hobo-stab him 97 times with my shiny space-daggers?"

Title: DVD Critic Known To Say: "My guess is the series is just too subtle and clever to amuse FOX executives."

Title: DVD Critic Known To Say: "Trust me when I say that getting a colonic in some corner deli with flickering lights, rusty equipment, and rats running around seems more appealing than sitting through this farce."