We recommend you completely ignore all of our star ratings, and try actually reading our reviews. It’s hard to distill a movie down into just a simple graphic. Now with a pie chart, maybe we could do it. Maybe one of these days we’ll switch to an all bar graphs system. Until then, for those of you who aren’t strong when it comes to vocabulary, here’s the briefest explanation possible of our ratings system.
Great! Terrific and other wildly positive adjectives.
Very good. Hey you really ought to see this one.
There’s something bueno going on here.
Well this is alright. Could be better though, you know?
Needs improvement, but manages to qualify as watchable. It’s a near thing though. Be wary.
Oh sorry old chap. This movie did not manage to avoid certified sucking. Nice try.
Bad. Something smells stinky. Ah yes, it’s any movie receiving this rating.
Quite bad indeed. It really can’t get much worse.
It gets worse. This movie has hit rock bottom. Shame on you if you watch it.
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