The July issue of 'Elle' Magazine blesses one and all with a gushing stream of profanity from -of all people- Keira Knightley. In a poignantly delicate feminine touch, Ms.Knightley’s creative outlet for her four-letter outpourings lies is in the beaded jewelry she makes by hand for her friends and family. Aww. Ms.Knightley reveals heretofore unknown depths of talent that she plumbs effectively to unleash cusswords that would have most sailors give her a standing ovation. Enjoy:
"I make bracelets with lettered beads. I put c***…I did one for my brother that said f*** w**k and I do d***head, too"
Laugh not, gentle readers. May we all be blessed with such towering heights of creative inspiration.
Chicks,take note. Ms. Knightley then reveals her tried and true diet secrets.
"I'm trying to go 'F*** it' and have bowls of pasta or whatever makes me happy. I haven't been to the gym since January and I'm drinking about half a bottle of wine a night. "F*** it, you've got one life - live it."
Ms.Knightley finally expounds with starry-eyed wonderment on the marvelous surprise of being seated right next to thespian Jack Nicholson at the Academy Awards ceremony:
"It was a true f****** Hollywood moment."