Win Stuff From Jarhead That Doesn't Suck
By Joshua Tyler: 2005-11-02 00:00:00
Our contest quality keeps rising. This time, we're giving away schwag from Sam Mendes' soon to arrive Gulf War flick Jarhead. If any of it's half as beautiful as the film's trailers, then you all owe me big time.
We've got one prize pack to give away to one of our lucky readers. If you don't read the site and you just found us by trolling for prizes, then don't enter until you read something besides the crap written on this page. Trust me, our writing gets better. Not much, but better.
The Jarhead Prize Pack we're giving away contains the usual hat, t-shirt, and poster with identifying art from the film on it. But you can't win it. Evelyn Matias already has it.
If you don't follow directions you won't win, even if you send me a sob story about how you're disabled, or have 15 children, or frittered away all your money on hookers and beer and you deserve to win one more than anyone else because your life sucks (you people know who you are). Well my life sucks too and I'm not getting free stuff! So keep all that to yourself.
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