Movie Discussion Forum & Message Board > Filmorama > Celebrity Stink PDA View Full Version : Celebrity Stink Derek Jeter Stoned? Micheal Biehn, not taking the whole non-entity thing too well Cinema Blend Actor of the Month - May '04 Roundtable Discussion: Who is the next Julia? Welcome to Celebrity Stink That's MISS Wachowski, to you, buddy! MJ's blue dress Quentin loves Britney Angelina Jolie distracted by pretty girls Seagal paid off by the Phillipine mafia That evil Oprah Winfrey.. I'm failing a student... she just said.. Demi Moore & boy toy married by freaky Jewish witches Jennifer Love Hewitt has opinions about bad service Naomi Campbell kicks tabloid ass Aniston loves holding a torch Kevin Spacey Beaten by Child Molesting Nazi's Until He was an Empty Vessel OJ Simpson confesses Hugh Jackman hates tardiness Angelina Jolie LOVES towels. REALLY LOVES THEM. The Oakland Raiders say "You're Hired" Ewan Nearly Killed by gun toting Ukaranians Best & Worst Hollywood Butts Tabloid Cover Stories The next passion of the Christ movie star is.... Leonard Nimoy: It's God, captain -- but not as we know her Britney dry humping on a rock Ray Charles in health worries Scarett Johansson confused by Wookiee sex... Jessica Simpson encourages sex games. Gwyneth Paltrow gives birf to a baby girl... A.C. Slater is a moron Demi gets porn stolen! Tony Randall RIP Banderas and Timberlake hold hands and cry Wow. Andy Kaufman's alive. Sly no likey Zillion Dolla Frittata Bush Gains Stick Human/Walking Corpse/Jack Nichoslut/ As Ally in Quest for Conquest What is it with.. Official Emma Watson Appreciation Thread Lohan thanks dirty pervert admirers Hilton plays "show me yours, show you mine" with Ron Jeremy LOTR cast tattoo revealed Vampyric cannibalists -- who's this talking? Snoop Dizzile is Splitsdizzle B5's Richard Biggs Dies! [Nipplewatch] Most ridiculous Janet lawsuit dropped Cinema Blend Actor of the Month - June '04 Julia Roberts to Have Twins Shatner does good NY Times Interviews Chris Walken Yahoo loves President Bush.. Lindsay Lohan's Dad is an Irish Stereotype Who should replace Bennifer in the Celebrity Stink Banner? Hot in Hollywood Hasselhoff arrested Doctors see Britney Spears naked A very special birthday Courtney Cox delivers Arquette spawn Isn't It Ironic? Madonna changes her name Rep Denies Jennifer Aniston Pregnant Did The Ramones grow up next to high voltage power lines? Leah Remini drops 6 pounds Andy Dick claims he wasn't carrying pot... people laugh. WTF is up with Christina Ricci Donald, Banderas, and Doohan buy places on the walk of fame BNN: Forbes declares Gibson a Celebrity Jesus Claudia Schiffer Stretches Liv Tyler crushes my hopes for a sexy future together 7 of 9 is a prude My Name Is Mary-Kate And I'm Too Skinny Ben Affleck - legitimate poker champ? The Best and Worst Celebrities to ask for Autographs Lenny Kravitz discusses his neighbor Courtney Love Which Celebrities Have You Met? Britney Spears is Engaged Tara Reid's New Funbags Actor of the month dilemma Excellent Larisa Oleynik Story! Scotty forgets where he put that dang hyper-spanner Marlon Brando died. Marlon Brando - was he really that great? Lindsay Lohan Celebrates 18th Cinema Blend Actor of the Month - July '04 Olsen is doing coke not doing not eating?!?!? Principal Rooney back in jail... let him rot there Britney ditches pre-nup "Angel's" Sinful Past Kiera Gets Pumped Up For King Arthur Ad Martha Will Be Going To The Big House Scott Weiland Destroys Another Great Band The ex-Mr. Britney Spears tells all Bush can't fail with Kid Rock on his side. Weezie is dead! What will George do? Rosie's Gay Cruise Would you pay $7 million to have... Courtney Love in the looney bin Russell Crowe, STAY AWAY from my daughter. Which two people are dating and should never be allowed to have children together? Just to let you know Jen gets the chop Xtina bald (and not coz of waxing ;)) Colin Farrell's lil colin Singer thrown out after praising 'Fahrenheit' Blanket 2 through 5? Two New Residents of Splitsville Britney Spears Is My Stepmother Sutherland Strips With Tom Jones Nicole Ritchie sets off some alarms...literally Olsen twin released from "rehab" Paris Hilton open for business Jackson imprisons boy - sick sick sick The Grid What's worse than Kid Rock supporting you? Anderson isn't a rapist OFFICIAL Stephen Baldwin Appreciation Thread Re-animated Kerry True Confessions Crazed Elijah Wood Stalker Arrested Cinema Blend Actor of the Month - Aug. '04 Sam Edwards Passes Arnie crushes girlieman bobblehead Harrison Ford vs Tom Cruise - Who is the bigger star? Tom Hanks VS Tom Cruise - Who is the bigger star? Alexis Arquette to have sex change operation Who is a better ACTOR (not bigger star) Depp or Brad Pitt Edie Falco Battled Breast Cancer Famous Shutterbug Cartier-Bresson Passes Rick James is dead bitch. BUSH THREATENS KERRY! Catwoman Loses 1st Life Fay Wray passes on at age 96 Don Johnson Can't Afford To Eat McCready and the Aspiring Fraud Randy Meisner Gets Chest Pains Johnny Carson's Guitarist Passes Eric Douglas Drinks To His Death Rick Fox Slam Dunks His Wife Next On "60 Minutes": Mike Wallace Gets A Summons Tom Sizemore is Busted Again And You Thought Seeing The Movie Was Bad Enough Put a fork in her, she's done Christina Aguilera Doesn't Swallow, She Spits Clint Eastwood Beats Author Into Settling George Clinton Gets 200 Hours Community Service Fred Savage Marries Neighbour Lohan Collapses In Court "Laverne & Shirley" Earn Their Stars Nicky Hilton Does A Britney Aguilera Shames Nursing Industry! "Blair Witch" Cinematographer Dies In Plane Crash Oprah Goes To Court! Lane And Brolin Wed Dog With More Expensive Clothing Than Me Is Found Disaster Occurs!!!: Katie Couric Sneezes Saul Zaentz Sues New Line Composer Bernstein Passes Regis Wins A World Record Stamos Break-Off Official Munch Painting Stolen Parker Posey smokes crack Good News for Lundgren Dave Matthews Shits On Fans Emmy Winning Daniel Petrie Sr. Dies He Don't Get No Respect From His Heart Siegfried & Roy Won't Release Video PETA Boycotts Cindy Crawford Danny Glover Arrested Patrick Stewart In Surgery Grammer And Wife Having Second Child Trump U Charlize Theron Smells Sgt Apone down! Sandra Bulloch and her Porn Star Past "Gloria" dead WHO'S HOT?! Rosario Dawson Arrested David Beckham Shoots For Three "Major Dad" Battles Cancer Who do you prefer? Portman vs Knightly Charlize Theron Injured Soledad O'Brien Has Twins Cinema Blend Actor of the Month - Sept. '04 Jackie Chan question More Shat than you can handle Butch Bolognese The downside to marrying Britney Spears The Naked Chef Gets Bad Reviews President Clinton to have QUADRUPLE bypass surgery today Mariska Hargitay Weds Buy A Pack Of Gum And Make Millions! 'Stalag 17' Mailman Pierson Dies at 78 Seperated at birth? The French Love Spielberg Eiser to step down. Ritter's Family Sues Hospital Thomas Jane on The Punisher Actor O.L. Duke Killed in N.Y. Car Crash Actor Bids Fond Farewell to C-3PO Simon Sues Simon Fred Ebbs Writes His Last Note O.L. Duke Passes Away Geraldo Rivera Hates His Apartment No wonder Cameron Dumped her Tracy Gold Wrecked! Carnie Wilson Is Pregant Martha's Off To Prison Aaron Tonken Is Schwimming In Lawsuits milla Tom Selleck gets allopecia Johnny Ramone RIP Whats your favourite Dustin Hoffman Performance? Catherine Zeta-Jones' Stalker To Stand Trial Kevin in the pokey with Harry and Marv Olsen Twins Get Job At McDonald's PETA States Obvious Furlong Loves Lobsters Britney married! How long will Britney's marriage last? IMPORTANT NEWS: Lindsay Lohan LOVES Ketchup Maker of Star Trek II dies... Britney *NOT* married... artist formerly known as 'Cat Stevens' gets deported McCartney gone crackers... Sex and the... er.... nope I got nothin' for this one Phil Spector Indicted Kevin Costner Marries Olsens Sign New Video Deal Tim Choate dies. Joaquin goes wacky over brother's death Someone buy Jamie Foxx a shredder 50 Years Without James Dean Cinema Blend Actor of the Month - Oct. '04 Sir Sean to retire??? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Cameron Diaz on the importance of women voting William Shatner - "I'm irrisistable to women" - Duh! Time to Ripa new asshole Crazed fan sends Mel Gibson annoying letters!!! Richard Gere crippled in horse riding accident!! Janet Leigh's dead "Your fired!" No really. Get out. Rodney Dangerfield dead at age 82 Elton John wants to shoot Madonna in the head!!! Matt LeBlanc is NOT gay! Hillary Duff still HATES Lindsay Lohan! Museum says no to image of bare bush If masterthes posts these I will hunt him down and kill him You'd think she'd learn about camcorders... People Too Dazed and Confused to Sue Ten Years Ago...? Christopher Reeve 1952-2004 SMG comment that will make EDJ rage... Which is easier? Shallow Esquire Magazine Celeb Ratings Skank my bitch up Gere brain farts: Offends millions, insults hero. Spears puts skanking on hold to raise family Important Scarlett Johansson News!!! George Carlin - for the New Yorkers Ian McKellen hates Will Smith for hating gays Kirk going back up into space one more time... Affleck out of Action Farrell digs smack Michael Morman Another day another "Catherine Zeta-Jones sues someone" story Ashlee Simpson flushes her career on SNL... get a Y you loser! Paris does Vegas Julia Roberts Hospitalized Dumb polls + Dumb people = Dumb results "The Apprentice"'s Pamela Day Getting Divorced Peter O'Toole on Troy Actor of the Month dillemma #2 Britney more worried about movie tarnishing her image than her skanky personal life Julia Roberts throws a fit over Catherine Z billing Elton John goes into art imitating life phase Clooney's Dad not cut out for Congress Nicoletine Addiction Cinema Blend Actor of the YEAR - 2004 Blues Brother Brother sues Catwoman Stone on his soapbox Tara Reid proves she's actually pretty smart Mariah doing an MC Hammer... Vincent D'Onofrio Hospitalized Tim Meadows Divorced Kurt & Goldie are no more O.D.B. is dead Britney Spears' Honeymoon.....by Dr. Seuss Jennifer Garner.....Pornstar? Roman Polanski thinks suing for libel is more important than his child abuse charges Lt. Ripley + Capt. Kirk = Space Tourism Ace Ventura - Pet Depression Macy eager to "Sell Out" Vanilla Ice and his Walaroo Brad and Angelina? "Alexander wasn't bisexual... not that there's anything wrong with that." "Kokomo" Co-Writer Dies Ozzy Attacks Thieves Even Isrealites Don't Like Sarah Jessica Parke Tears of the Bruce Affleck clashes with Smith again... CB Actor of the YEAR CB Actor of the YEAR Shelley Long overdoses Cinema Blend Actor of the Month - Dec '04 Julia's Twins susan sarandon Zach Braff can't handle bad reviews John Barrymoore Jr. Dies Elizabeth Taylor Ailing George Clooney Cancels Publicity Apppearances for Ocean's 12 Sheryl Crow Stalker Aquitted Pavarotti To Retire Johnny Depp stands up for Fags Jessica Simpson's "Hazard"ous Work Environment Angelina... a prude? WTF? Robert Blake Trial To Begin Bill Maher Calls For Dismissal Spongebob SquareBalloon Beckinsale too "motherly" Gwyneth is stupid... good news for men IMPORTANT HALLE BERRY UPDATE!!! Hugh Grant: "I look like Julie Andrews on heroin." Lohan tokin' the wizzle? Important news about Usher's new lovemobile!! Taye Diggs Receives Racist Death Threat Jackson Gives DNA Gillian Anderson Is Skin And Bones Nick Nolte Sued Matt Damon is lazy! Even more important Usher news!! Simpson/Lohan/blah blah blah... they all want the world to know they can't sing. Dick Clark has a stroke! Highest Paid Actresses in 2004 Beyonce's Dad doesn't like Jay Z... PETA's worst dressed of 2004 NY Post confirms what we guessed all along about how ODB died James Brown has cancer Gossip about how much Tara Reid hates gossip Important Britney Spears News!! Jason Biggs is an INTERNET PREDATOR!! The Olsen Twins hate sweatshops!! Cameron Diaz hates being famous Scarlett Johannson stole Mariah Carey's boyfriend!!!!!!!!! Lindsay Lohan begs the evil press to leave her alone for Christmas Sharon Stone Sues Surgeon Oh GOD NO!!!! (Anna K. and Enrique news) Liv Tyler is a mom George Michael HATES Elton John!!!!!!!!!!!!! Daniel Radcliffe hates himself Natalie Portman apologizes Star Jones Sued Nicole Kidman had liposuction on her FAT KNEES!!!! Alec Baldwin feels Bordick's pain Most Annoying Celebs of 2004 Freakshow gets desperate Portia De Rossi finds love... Ben Affleck knocks up Jennifer Garner Julia Roberts is a LIAR!!! Ashlee Simpson's dad HATES LESBIANS!!! Tara Reid can drive as fast as she wants Pamela Anderson Poses Nude for PETA ODB Death Ruled As Accident Fox Sued Over "Trading Spouses" Whitney Houston In Accident Adventures in Celebrity - With Cup of Jabba Eva Longoria (who?) needs an ego-check Some people never learn... Heckler disses The Man Lisa Marie ... selling off daddy More on Nathan Gale, killer of ''Dimebag'' Darrell Celebrities Burn Up Real Good Be On The Lookout For Vince Neil Jeff Probst Dating Castaway "Love Shack" Burns Down Buy Britney Spears Book Report! Oscars pushed back till March Will Scorsese finally win an Oscar John Rhys-Davies gets a girlfriend Leo Loves 'The Aviator' Jim Carrey frightens small children Wesley Snipes HATES Ryan Reynolds!! Cribs: Unaired Michael Jackson Special Happy Birthday, Brad Pitt! Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards expecting another child Important News About Cameron Diaz's New House Schwarzenegger Sued Miss Belgium 2005 Unimportant Lindsay Lohan News Brittany Murphy STEALS Britney Spears' Furniture Snipes Sues NYC Jennifer Aniston Hates Brad Pitt!!! Ricky Gervais doesn't like money! Drugs good, but fattening, says UK pop star! Streisand "Pulls a Leon" at the Meet the Fockers Premiere Ashley Olsen takes acting classes DiCaprio and Maguire Sued! Benicio Del Toro "will probably get married" Dustin Hoffman wants his nipples sucked Robert Blake's trial WTF? Did PJ get his stomach stapled? Drug Companies Plan To Screw Michael Moore Jennifer 'J. Lo' Lopez sued by her ex!!!!!! George Carlin News "Brando's ghost grabbed my ass" Gay celebrity drama queenery continues... Bond cars have no gadget to overcome bad driving... Focking Hell! What would Mr Byrnes think! Jerry Orbach dies at age 69 Liza Minnelli in hospital Courtney Love doesn't want to go to celebrity bootcamp Official Celebrity Related Tsunami News Thread Biggest Stars of 2004 Tenacious D on Iraq Lucy Liu is single! Cinema Blend Actor of the Month - Jan '05 Anna Nicole Smith's gold-digging attempts thwarted Britney Spears likes clothes!!!!! Kiefer Sutherland HATES Muslims Important J. Lo News! Pierce Brosnan loves his ape-like chest hair News about Scarlett Johansson's Sexiness Bill Murray SCOFFS!! Important Kate Beckinsale news! Jacko's accusers as sick as him... R2-D2 accused of drunk driving Madonna renews her wedding vows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OSCAR CHAT 4 ANNOUNCED Ashlee Simpson Booed!!! Destiny's Child... drunk! BRITNEY SPEARS WANTS TO DIRECT MOVIES Richard Gere Brings Peace to the Middle East Winona Ryder is a stinking idiot DeVito Sued Sexy Jude Law getting married Seal Gets Engaged Dead Rats Sue Fear Factor! Sam Jackson won't work with dumb rappers who haven't earned the right Poor Jennifer Garner gets hurt on Alias Ron Howard Threatened By Sinister Albinos With Evil Red Albino Eyes James Brown is a Rapist! Aaron Carter Almost Dies Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Separate Celebrating Celebrity Birthdays Sexy Jennifer Garner never gives up! Worst-dressed Celebrities of 2004!!!!!! Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie banned from New Jersey School Years of inbreeding creates royal stupidity Scarlett Johansson's vacation RUINED! John Goodman is too fat! David Carradine gets married... again Minnie Driver HATES Barbra Streisand Desperate Housewives Nude Swimathon Clint Eastwood - MURDERER! Crazy Pregnant Julia Roberts Steals Hospital Room!!! Jennifer Aniston is ****ING her hairdresser Gene Simmons Offends "sex-addicted nymphomaniac" Jamie Foxx's stolen sex photos! Colin Farrell sued! Olsen Twins Break Up!!! Nicole Kidman takes a pay cut! Jerry Springer Starts A Radio Show John Mayer Has A Potty Mouth! Frances Bean Lives With Her Crazy Mom Again Paris Hilton Murders Bambi's Mother! No One Cares About Jason Patric! Richard Hatch Is Being Watched By The Goverment! Donald Trump Is On Crack! Teri Hatcher is a selfish whore! Nicole Kidman is afraid of butterflys? R.I.P. Ruth Warrick R.I.P. Virginia Mayo Steven Cojocaru Can Pee Again Wesley Snipes wants to KILL David Goyer Sylvester pimps Rambo like Hasselhoff pimps Knight Rider Arnie terminates murderers... Gillian Anderson gets married! Simon Cowell Eats People, Not Animals R.I.P. Spencer Dryden Ty Gets An Extreme Makeover On His Appendix Josh, you're fired. Into, you're hired! Clooney Injured "Moesha " Star Killed Britney Spears is 9 Weeks Pregnant Stan Lee's Spidey Score Settled DMB Driver In The Dumps Tobey Maguire is too fat to be seen in public!! Ben Kingsley's wife is a two-timing ho!!! Sammy J's Secret Love Affair!!!!!!! Bill Cosby could be in trouble... Paris Hilton steals copy of her own porno movie!!!! Chris Rock vows to steal an Oscar! Ozzy thought dead for missing a TV spot Kelly Ripa's husband can't get enough of Carmen Electra's face Johnny Carson has died of Emphysema Melrose Place Has A New Baby Spongebob and Winnie The Pooh Are Gay! I Spam for the greater good of MTV Kathy Griffin spreads hateful and evil lies about Dakota Fanning's drug addiction!!! JK Rowling's new baby girl Nicole Kidman has a spy M.J. is a witch.......says Vincent Gallo Nude pics of Desperate Houswive up for bidding Barrymore to tie the knot? ..or not? Useless Britney News of the Week Dumber than advertised Assholes upset over new Robert De Niro ad Stockard Channing is a freaking wino!!!! Media tells lies about Slater to create publicity More Michael Jackson News Kylie Minoque doesn't think her lips are big enough.. Jennifer HATES Elektra Colin's too SEXY to kiss kids Madonna wants to prove she can ACT! Celebrity Stink v1.0 Cruz attacked by two men!! Snipes loses bid to overturn arrest warrant Robert Redford is a Democrat Britney Spears' Husband Gets Lap Dance Permisson From Trailer Trash Princess!!!!!! Pamela Anderson is a lying crack-whore!!!! The Michael Jackson Trial - discuss it Portia De Rossi Buys Ellen a Ring Orlando Bloom FREAKIN HATES Kate Bosworth!!! SPONGE BOB IS NOT GAY! important Catalina Sandino Moreno News!!! DeNiro is FUSSY Teri Hatcher wants the world to know: THEY ARE REAL More suing over alleged sexual assaults..this time, I don't think the Pope will be around much longer.. JK Rowling Stole Harry Potter idea from her own cousin!!!!!!!!!!! Tara Reid is desperate for lovin Yogi Berra Sues TBS!!!!!!!!!!! Courtney Love in Financial Crisis!!! Owen Wilson is not an alcoholic! Elizabeth Hurley is an Anorexic Whore! be jealous... Michael Moore is a blatant HYPOCRITE Cinema Blend Actor of the Month Feb. '05 Somebody raided Trump's Wedding... Bad newsie for the Muzie: Jennifer Garner QUITS! Jennifer "J. Lo" Lopez to REIGNITE her movie career!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Kiera Knightly to also quit acting because she has such a HORRIBLE LIFE!!! Macauley Culkin is a Pot Head and a Pill Popper!!!!... Ossie Davis has died John Vernon Dead They're about to take a wrecking ball to Jimi Hendrix's old house Paul Newman turned 80... Halle Berry blames RACISM for Catwoman... Lex Luthor vs Lex Luthor!!! Prince acts like royalty... Paul W.S. Anderson Hates Citizen Kane Roger Ebert Forgives Vincent Gallo Britney Spears buys a new house!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heather Graham is single! Nemo Animator Dies at Age 35 Bennifer Engagement Ring Up For Sale Christopher Reeve Memorial Statue Clint's getting old, but he's still in good shape! They've found Annie Potts Son in the Mountains...erm Marcia Cross hates her closet!! Rob Schneider sticks it to the man! Owen Wilson defends Ben Stiller Buy Sarah Jessica Parker's perfume with her name on it!!!! Paris Hilton freakin HATES HER SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liza Minnelli Drinking Scandal Uncovered!!!!!!!!!! Crazy Homeless Man Arrested For Stalking Anna Kournikova Billy Joel Hospitalized Nicole Richie's Getting Married to a Slob! Corey Feldman Having Second Thoughts about Jackson Judge Dismisses Taylor's Painting Lawsuit Stuntman Says He Was Asked to KILL Robert Blake's Wife.. Jennifer Garner...Affleck? Britney Spears effing hates Tay and his divorce rumors!! Charlize wants MORE OSCARS Ashlee Simpson gets a lynchin' Poor Bill Cosby Gets Hit With ANOTHER SEX SCANDAL Welcome to the Brad Pitt Dating Rumor Mill Matt LeBlanc HATES Being a Movie Star... Clooney Tones Down "Raunchy" Language for Roberts Is Nick Lachey Cheating on Jessica Simpson? Paris Hilton Lied to Nick Carter....or something. Lohan has sore BOOBS Bernie Mac seriously ill Courts let Polanski dodge sex charges DePalma wants sex with underage girls! Tom Sizemore has a fake penis! Keira has a stunt butt Pill Popper Matthew Perry Rushed to Hospital After NEAR FATAL DRUG OVEDOSE!!!!!!!!!!! Christina Aguilera gets married! Janet Jackson KILLS A MAN WITH HER BARE HANDS!!!! Paris Hilton is a hooker, not a slut! Chris Rock says Cinema Blend is GAY!! The real Domino wants Keira in LESBIAN ACTION Clooney tells Sean Penn to LIGHTEN UP Johnny Depp Scares Small Children!! P Diddy is GOING BROKE!!! Jamie Foxx is eager to work with Colin Farrell Nic Cage has another little one on the way Ashley Olsen Sues Enquirer Over Drug Scandal Story! Harvey Weinstein Tells Russell Crowe to "Get ****ed" Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are HOT AND HEAVY Pierce Brosnan wants 42 MILLION DOLLARS Cate Blanchett wins awards!!! Jennifer "J. Lo" Lopez Suffering From DEADLY AFFLICTION!!!!!!! Kid Rock ARRESTED!!! The world is spared from ANOTHER Nicole Kidman movie Superman gets no AUTOPSY Jessica Simpsons Faces Lawsuit Over Workout Video Britney Attacks US Weekly for HONEYMOON PHOTOS! Good News For Mr Cosby Russell Crowe Wants to Be a Director George Clooney HATES Russell Crowe OCP No More - "The Old Man" dies... Concerned Women HATE the Oscar Host Nicholas Gonzalez Gay Scandal SHOCKS THE WORLD AND MAKES CHILDREN CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marilyn Manson Saves Himself For Marriage! Lindsey Lohan's Drunk Daddy is Headed For The SLAMMER Brad and Jen Divorce News Continues... Minnie Driver DEVASTATED after Beyonce Takes Her BIG BREAK AWAY!!! Aerosmith and Wife SEPARATED after 17 Years Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas writer dies Sandra Dee dies Paris Hilton is a fake! Lucasfilm (Heart) Cinemablend CALL PARIS HILTON! IMPORTANT EMMA WATSON NEWS! Matt's Man Crush Doesn't like AOTC or Matt. Sean Connery sued for being FAT and RUDE! Scarlett LUSTS AFTER Hassel The Hoff Naomi Campbell says cocaine makes her a VICIOUS WHORE Christian Slater to Divorce Chris Rock MOCKS Nick and Jessica Puff Daddy ABUSES Penguins!!! Pam Anderson Ignores Fur Wearers Ben Stiller's Got Another Little One On The Way Jennifer Lopez Admits that She Married Marc Anthony.. Whitney Houston Has Food Poisoning Poor Ben Affleck... Natalie Portman Make-Out Session Upsets JEWS!! Judge Threatens DEATH Upon Time Sizemore Eva Mendes is an EFFING RASCIST and RAN YOUR DOG OVER WITH HER CAR!!!!! John Grisham wants to kill JK Rowling!!! Rate your best lookers of the Oscars! Michael Jackson now accused of MURDER! Fred Durst Sues Over Sex Tape.. Halle Berry Sucks. Celebrity News Site Mistakes Lindsay Lohan's Dad For A Celebrity!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Koko the Gorilla is a PERVERTED LESBIAN SICKO!!!!!!! John Travolta Hair Scandal Cinema Blend Actor of the Month March '05 Penn/Rock Clashing Over Jude Law-Post Oscars Christian Slater is Scared SHITLESS of Broadway!! Halle Berry Gets Restraining Order.. Britney Spears Makes Fun of Paris's Dog!! Will Smith WISHES he was NEO!!! Unknown, Wannabe, Retiree Filmmaker Will Do ANYTHING to get Josh Hartnett!!! Johnny Knoxville is FURIOUS at the media!!! Orlando and Kate KISS and MAKE-UP Paltrow is Almost FAIR GAME Peter Jackson HATES Robert Shaye Rodney Dangerfield 2.0 Deborah Gibson...Foxx? First Ben Affleck, now Robin Williams..WTF Leo's Lady thinks Jamie Foxx Can't ACT! Hermione Double QUITS AND BREAKS POOR EMMAS HEART! Rebecca Romijn and John Stamos are Officially Divorced Gibson Stalker DEMANDS Mel PRAY with him... Denise Richards HATES Charlie Sheen, and wants a DIVORCE Lindsey Lohan is a FREAKING POTHEAD!! You can still get Emmy's In Jail Cosby Apologizes For Groping Women.. Whoopi Makes Fun of Republicans Chaka Khan's Son is a MURDERER! Katie Holmes is Single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jennifer Anniston is a LESB....No, wait.. Teri Hatcher will soon be Rich and has a mini car Mary-Kate Gets Help Martha Stewart Set Free OJ's Brother Makes Him Look Bad!!!! Madonna Gets Special Treatment! Ellen's Ex-Girlfriend Hits on Her Current Girlfriend's Ex-Girlfriend!!!! Paris Hilton HATES THAT COKE WHORE JESSICA SIMPSON!!! Julia Roberts Hates Her Breasts Lindsay Lohan is an Anorexic Pill Popping Hooker!!!! Quentin Tarantino ****ING HATES Sharon Waxman!!!!! Shannon Elizabeth is Single Now Too!!!! Britney Spears To Pose Topless? Hanoi Jane's new book/movie... Debra Hill dies SCANDAL! Brother of Jackson's Accuser Caught in a web of LIES AND DECIET!!!!! Teresa Wright Dead at 86 John Travola had HOT SEX with Princess Diana Britney THROWN OUT for having FILTHY MUTTS! Boy George HATES stylish straight men OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNAPS RUSSEL CROWE!!!!!! Ozzy Osbourne Feels Fabulous! Kirstie Alley hates an Olsen twin!!!!! Meet the Parents Actress Dies Renee Zellweger's Secret Romance!!!!!! Julia Styles is FURIOUS After Losing Role Woman Who ENDED Pitt/Aniston ****S up Her Own Marriage!!!! Marc Anothony Rubs OIL All Over J Lo's Backside, and She Likes It!! Justin Timberlake Finds Cameron Diaz in a BLOODY MESS!!! George Clooney is the Victim of Terrorist Attacks!! Rosario Dawson is a TERRORIST and HATES FREEDOM, AMERICA, BASEBALL AND HOT DOGS!!!!! Jennifer "J. Lo" Lopez gets BABY SEAL BLOOD on her new fur coat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Willis and Lohan Do The Nasty Jackson blows all his bail money on CRACK, CANDYFLOSS AND HOOKERS! BAD NEWS! Hilary Swank HATES New Zealanders and hope they all get the PLAGUE and DIE SLOWLY!!!! Eisner's out in one Year and Iger's in Leo Says Anyone Who DOESN'T Practice Their Oscar Smile is a LIAR!!! Robin Williams HATES Disney!!!!!!! Britney's Husband is a FILTHY, STINKY, DISGUSTING SLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom Cruise Stalkers Foiled. Actor Denies Rumors That The Character He Plays On TV Is Gay!! Vin Diesel Aims To Confuse As Many People As Possible With His New Film Halle Berry Confronted By Daughter For Whoring Around!!! Tarantino Gives Up Making Movies Scarlett and Harrison Ford to Play Indy Together!!!!?? Gweneth Paltrow FORCES Pitt/Anniston To STAY TOGETHER!!!! Chris Rock Wants Your SYMPATHY!! Tarantino Tells Bond Team To **** OFF For Firing Pierce! Michael Mann is Ready To SPANK Colin Farrell If He's A Bad Boy Salma Hayek is Going to Be a Fat Pig!!!!! Ashton Kutcher Makes Kirsten Dust CRY Because She Won't Sleep With Him!!!!!!!!! CB Celebrity Stink Mod Overuses Excalamation Mark! Billy Joel is a FAT ASS who can't stop doing drugs and DRANKIN Jane Fonda Loves Orgies! Ashton Kutcher Hates Crazy Redneck Truck Drivers and Khakis!!!!!!!!! Britney Spears Sells Her Apartment and Nobody Cares!! Bloom and Boswort Back Together Robert Blake was FALSLY ACCUSED of being a MURDEROUS RAT! Zellewegger LOVES us all and rewards us by QUITTING ACTING! Sizemore discovers PIMPSLAPPING HIS HOS is expensive work! Buffy's agent HATES his clients and think they all ACT LIKE PORN STARS! Kutcher is a DUMBASS CRACKER who isn't CRUNK enough to be DOWN WITH THE HOMIES!!! Hilary Swank is having BABY FEVER! Marcia Cross Hooks Up With a Guy To Prove She's Not a Lesbo! Soprano Adopts Child Ghosts HATE Keanu! Brad Pitt Has a Slightly Feminine Side To Him.. Lil' Kim is a LYING CRACK WHORE and will spend LIFE IN JAIL!!!!!!!! PAULA ABDUL RUNS SMALL CHILDREN OVER WITH HER CAR (and their little dogs too)!!! Bruce Willis is a HEARTLESS OGRE who likes to make SMALL CHILDREN CRY! Rosie O'Donnell HATES Kirstie Alley for not being as FATASS as her Lindsay Lohan INJURES HERSELF after tripping over her BIG FAKE SAGGY BOOBS David Letterman MURDERS His Son's KIDNAPPER! Oprah Winfrey is a G-D0wn GaNgst4 ThuGg The Gap Fires Sarah Jessica Parker for SUCKING!!! Brittany Murphy Gets Plastic Surgery on her Ugly Nose!!!!!! GREAT SCOTT! Pat O'Brien Checks Into Rehab! Fuggin' hilarious Peter Jackson Throws Bannana Party! Spielberg Blames ID4 for Delaying WotW Sandra Bullock is ****ING RISKY Ashton Kutcher Says He's Going to PUNK the **** out of Demi!!!! Freddy Encourages Jamie Lee Curtis to Sequel WHORE Kevin Bacon HATES his Past Movies Ben Affleck has decided that he's a director George Clooney is a Badass Jessica Alba Gets Drunk and Takes Stripping Lessons go away! Whitney Houston Back In Rehab Heavy Metal Rocker Russell Crowe's Band Is No More? Ahnuld Likes Boobies J Lo is a ****ING FAILURE!!!!!! Teri Hatcher Finds Love and Connects Desperate Houswives and LOST!! Naomi Watts LOVES David Lynch Leo Has a Clean Water Fetish Lowell Has Villanous Aspirations Barney Martin has died at 82 Ryan Reynolds is pretty much the coolest guy ever A few reasons to like Bernie Mac Charlie Sheen Loves Hookers! BRITNEY PHOTGRAPHED WITH POT AND CRACK! (NWS) Christian Bale Has A Baby Girl! Russel Crowe wants to teach the world to sing Paul Hester Found Dead Jen and Brad are NO MORE!!!! Cameron Diaz ATTACKED by MILLIPEDES!!!! Trump Mocks Michael Jackson Lohan's Grandmother Cashes In On HER Fame!! Nicole Kidman Blasts Stepford Britney Spears Is A Trailer Park Whore Story #1987219727777b Scarlett 'Breaks a Leg' for action roles Rosie O'Donnell Calls Kirstie Alley a LYING SACK OF SHIT!!! Paul Henning (Creator of Beverly Hillbillies) Dead Johnny Cochran Dies Madonna OPENLY MOCKS The Popes Impending Death-- Catholics Everywhere OUTRAGED!!!!!!! IMPORTANT RICHARD GERE NEWS!!! Swank Loses Fruit Appeal, Yet PERSISTS to Explain Anniston GREEDILY TAKES Home From Pitt Lawrence Bender Leaves Tarantino To DIE On Street Corner!!! Britney ****ING HATES Tabloids Ashton Kutcher REFUSES To Take Bracelet Off, And Has it "EDITED" Out of Film Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) R.I.P. Happy Birthday.... Terri Schiavo dies at 41 Pope John Paul II (1920 - 2005) Ozzy's House Goes UP IN FLAMES! Frank Perdue is dead Prince Charles Hates Celebrity Stink! Tom Sizemore is a ****ing PSYCHO Bruce Willis Hates Women!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oprah QUITS TV for Real Estate Career!!!!!!!!!! Desperate Housewives Catfight!!!!!!! Cinema Blend Actor of the Month April '05 Peter Jennings diagnosed with lung cancer Brad Plops down 9 mill For a new place Tay and Faf will be happy Nicole Kidman denies that the FILTHY MANWHORE DEUS knocked her up! Britney BARRED From Being Anywhere NEAR Stepson Madonna's foreign children Colin Farrell's Phone Sex Partner Is A Lying Whore!!!!! Paris Hilton HATES Australia! Michael Vartan Can't Take A Joke Drew Barrymore Makes Up With Her Mother After HATING Her for YEARS Nicole Kidman FORCED Into BANKRUPTCY By Small CHILDREN!!!!!! Cho Chang Terrorized By RASCIST INTERNET HATE CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!! Chris Rock BANNED From Next Years Oscars Jane Fonda is FLAT BROKE Nicole Kidman Wants Tom Cruise Back!!!!! Jennifer Aniston Plays God For Coko While Jane Fonda is a MONEY GRUBBING OLD HAG, Julia Roberts.. Apprentice Candidate ARRESTED Britney giving birth to the SPAWN of SATAN! J Lo Is SCARED to DEATH of the Papparazi Brended Fraser UPSETS Family Groups Because He Teaches HIS CHILD to PRICK CONDOMS!!!! Pete Jackson LOVES CGI... Kiera Knightely has........ACNE! Joaquin Phoenix Takes a Lesson From Billy Joel Chris Klein is a drunk Blade is Losing EVERYTHING!!!!! Sex Sells The Island Breeze Bacardi's Matt Has Good Taste in Guys!...err, yeah. Most Annoying Celeberity Voices Heidi Fleiss Accuses Tom Sizemore of Being A Closest Homosexual Lesbian Love Triangle Ewan Tells You Star Wars Geeks To BACK THE **** OFF!!! Jessica Alba Enganged? Britney Murphy and Maxim Russell Crowe's Son Baptised Good news for Smeags Pope Watch 2005-- We report. The Conclave Decides! Wahlberg Slams Matt Damon, Eminem, and Ben Affleck Ethan Hawke is TERRIFIED and PARANOID of Uma "One Tree Hill" Co-stars Tie the knot Lindsay Lohan SHOCKER!!! Chris Tucker is a ****ing race car driver Hope you didn't want Blade 4 Ryan Seacrest make Pigs Fly and freezes Hell over! Call it Bennifer: Part Deux. Natasha Lyonne likes to RAPE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!! Poor Bill Cosby ATTACKED by 11 WOMEN Kevin Federline GIVES Baby CANCER Jackie Chan Wants Landmines BANNED Penn Shares Blame Over Marriage With Madonna Woody Allen admits his movies are crap... Sir John Mills (1908 - 2005) The New Pope ****ING HATES Harry Potter!!!!! Veteran Has No Regrets For Spitting On Jane Fonda Ashton Kutcher's Suckiness Saved My Purity ! Lindsay Lohan Robbed But Happy Nobody Died!!!!!!!!!! !!! ! !! ! Discuss Mos Def Discuss the greatness of Warwick Davis! George Cosmatos Director of Rambo, Tombstone, and others dead... J.Lo is a CLASSLESS BOOGER-EATING SLUT Tom Cruise: Cradle Robber Tina Fey has a PARASITE living inside of her! IceCube...Why? Bond villian really is a villian ORLANDO BLOOM DINE AND DASH SCANDAL!!! Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek-- Their Secret Lesbian Romance Revealed!!!! Seinfeld Sued Upgrade/Downgrade Matt Damon Engaged Do you think she means it this time? Cinema Blend Actor of the Month May '05 Martin Freeman QUITS Comedy FOREVER!!!! SERIOUSLY!!! David Schwimmer Is Clinicaly Depressed Smizzle has an AFFAIR with a TRASHCAN!!!!! L'il Kim is GOING DOWN like a Taiwanese whore at happy hour Buy EXCLUSIVE PLASTIC which has been PEED ON by Britney Spears! Paris Hilton Is Clinically Depressed Mary-Kate Olsen Is A Chain Smoking WHORE!!! Cruise Gave Katie Holmes Herpes! Don Cheadle Cooks Out in George Clooney's Bedroom and TRASHES HOUSE Ozzy Diagnosed With Parkin Syndrome Crevette's Got Some Competition.. Neve Campbell Fights For Epilepsy Rights!!!! Taln's Hero Turns 50! Pooch Pus marries a Cowboy Midget! Ben Affleck KNOCKS UP Into's Wife! Disney Legend Dead Matt Norris Makes Ewan Cry Chapelle's Show Canceled Robin Williams Sues Impersonator Bubbles the maid Brad finally talks Madonna declines Cannes for G-d Jane Fonda on Christianity Ashton Kutcher CAN'T SATISFY HIS WOMAN The New Runaway Bride Doll ...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel Nathalie gone GI Jane? Kylie Minogue Diagnosed With Breast Cancer Wookie madness in Belgium MC Fett The Riddler has died Emma Watson Loves Blind Homeless Street Children!!! Morgan Freeman HATES that scumbag into!!! Mark Hammil on RotS Angelina is CHEATING on Brad with her Ex- Husband!!!!!! Tara Reid Is a ****ing HYPOCRITE! Benicio Del Toro is the REAL Superman Teenage Boys love The Skank Whore™ so much they crashed the internet Tom Cruise Calls Brookie Shields a ****ing JUNKIE!!!! Angelie FINALLY Admits Doing The Horizontal Tango With Pitt! Arnie Calls Sly a NAZI!!!!!! Zellweger Honored With Hollywood Star Anakin Gives Up Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood to Tie Knot Tom Cruise Launches WAR On Psychiatrists Ashley Judd Almost Dies Clive Owen Says He's Not The Reason King Arthur Sucked Semi Naked Schwimmer Shot By Papparazi Doherty Still Having Bad Luck With TV Shows Eddie Albert dead Oliver Stone ARRESTED for being a DRUNK DRUGGIE BAFFOON Parick Stewart Rushed to Hostpital Tina Fey MOCKS Tom Cruise Cinema Blend Actor of the Month June '05 Christian Slater is a SEX PEST Deep Throat Revealed! Crowe Hits Back at Co-Star Bierko Halle Berry...Playboy...no, wait...that's not what this article is about! Ha! Paris and Paris to Tie the Knot Newspaper Aplogizes to Michael Caine Kelly Osbourne Reveals ALL!!!!! Kylie's treatment causes anger Cameron Diaz Sues ME Papparazi Gets In Car Accident With Lindsey Lohan!!!!!!!! Bobby Brown ARRESTED For Not Paying Child Support Bitter Brooke Shields MOCKS Cruise Fragments of Princess Diana's Wedding Dress Auctioned Off Russell Crowe Interview Moxie CrimeFighter DEBUTS Scarlett Johansson interview Lohan goes CGI after Herbie audiences call her a DIRTY WHORE Russell Crowe cuts up hotel employee, faces 1 year in jail. Kerry just as dumb as Dubya! Anne Bancroft Dies at 73 Michael Jackson Trial - What's the verdict? Former Porn Star Passes Away at 29 Holmes/Cruise Engagement/Scientology Rumor Mill Brad Pitt ****ING HATES the Paparazzi, and Wants All Their Money Tom Cruise Tells Reporter to **** OFF Hogan's Heroes' Leon Askin Dead at 97 Discuss William Shatner's Bran Challenge! (Make Josh Avatars!) BNN: William Shatner Remakes Seven! Spielberg tells Tom; "CAN THAT SHIT, YOU'RE RUINING MY MOVIE!" Lohan and Co. Form Alliance To Thwart Celebrity Stink While Trading Sex For Cocaine. Jamie Foxx Still Throwing Parties To Celebrate His Oscar Win Steven Seagal Fight Back and Loves Pandas Michael Jackson Verdict Announced! - INNOCENT Paris says; "You'll put up with my mutt face for TWO MORE YEARS, peasants!!" Destiny's Child SPLIT UP after RAMPAGING COKE-FUELLED ORGY creates a JEALOUS RIFT!!! Chubby-chaser picks up Batgirl Perry White dies... Bennifer flashes his RAGING BONER to Christina Applegate who VOMITS in disgust Tom Cruise BRAINWASHES Katie Holmes Into Marriage Queen Latifa Aint Payin No Rent To No Greedy Jew Bastards!!! Shocking Naomi Watts Suicide Attempt Revealed! Leo Dicaprio SLICED AND GORED BY A WOMAN! Tom Cruise gets mad when a mystery man SHOOTS HIS LOAD in his eyes! J.Lo tries to KILL independant movies by BLOWING THE BUDGET on haircuts Lindsay Lohan ENRAGES THE FCC by JIGGLING on TV without CGI censorship Janet Jackson speaks JAPANESE after losing sense of humour Scarlett Johansson dropped out of M:I3 because Tom made her join a SCIENTOLOGY ORGY! Peter Jackson is HALF the Man he once was.. Owen Wilson…best actor? Just eat it! Michael Jackson gets grilled. Lindsay Lohan - Discuss! Discuss Will Ferrell Discuss Nicole Kidman Official LARRY ****ING DAVID Appreciation Thread. Harry Potter Pimped Out By His Own Mother!!!! Oprah Not Given Special Treatment!!! Read the Humiliating Details Inside!!! Tigger, Gargamel and Boomer are dead Tom Cruise Discussion Thread Discuss The Dirty Muppet Lohan SCOFFS at tribes people who get MURDERED just to put the ice round her neck! Eva Longoria accuses the PAPPARAZI of being RAPISTS Peter Jackson is a MONEY GRUBBER...wants more cash for sales of FRODO DOLLS. With Tigger Dead.....Piglet has no reason to live. Jennifer Aniston SLAMS reports that she's involved with Vince Vaughn Seeing the Stars Christian groups ACTUALLY call Jessica Simpson a FILTHY WHORE and SLUT Jack Osbourne does a Pete Jackson Jason Isaacs hates little kids and likes to see them cry A picture of the REAL Domino Harvey Here and Now no more Rob Keaton Rank Actors? Lohan told a SUICIDAL MAN to jump from his HOTEL BALCONY!!!!! Michael Chiklis Discussion Jessica Alba Discussion Julian McMahon Discussion Ioan Gruffudd Discussion Chris Evans Discussion Jennifer Conolley Discussion lil kim's going to jail!!!! A Letter from Penn Jillette to you Natalie Portman Falls Victim To Racial Profiling! Michael Chiklis' Wife So Deeply Ashamed Of Fantastic Four That She Has A Panic Attack Scarlett is Tay and Josh's new hero in the war to see more boobs on screen. Tom Cruise's Gay Scientologist Sex Orgy!!! Discuss Johnny Depp Discuss Rachel McAdams Discuss Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson Discuss Christopher Walken Brad Pitt has the clap! Jude Law APOLOGIZES for his bad penis! God Beams Up Scotty ...and now an unfunny and lame fact about Chuck Norris Discuss......David Lynch Discuss Scarlett Johansson Discuss Ewan McGregor Courtney Love's hospital drama (Or/ U mean she's not dead YET!?) PRAISE!!! REJOICE!!!! MERRIMENT!!!! Mike Newell: Kids are a bunch of pricks! Lauren Bacall: Tom and Nicole are VULGAR IDIOTS! Discuss Johnny Knoxville Discuss Seann William Scott Discuss Burt Reynolds Discuss Daisy Duke Discuss Willie Nelson Teri Hatcher's lawyers threaten humble website owner Don Knotts May Not Have Much Longer Mike Tyson the porn star BNN: SEAN CONNERY RETIRES $5 million Brad Pitt is the Father of Angelina Jolie's Adopted Son!!!!!!! Peter Jennings Dead Britney Spears Shoots Reporter! Rachel McAdams on Letterman! Fiddy Cent update - 8/10/05 Kermit approaches 50 Christopher Walken is running for President...it's true! Christopher Reeve's widow has cancer Dominic Monaghan Tara Reid - Changes her ways!!! James Cameron STOLE the T-1000!!!!!!!!! Madonna: Like a Surgeon Rosario Dawson is tighter than a duck's backside and makes poor people HOMELESS Eminem smacks that ho Mariah Carey Carey backlash almost KILLS eminem! Joe Ranft killed in car crash POWER RANGERS MURDER MYSTERY!!! Eva Longoria rendered unconscious by Wiggum's Big Pole!! It's official... Fiddy Cent update - 8/22/05 Joaquin Phoenix attempts suicide ON SET!!!! Johansson latest victim of papparazi road-stalking Natasha Lyonne is severely messed up I dated the second sexiest woman in the world... MIchael Moore admits he's a FAT F*CK!!! Fiddy Cent updat - 8/25 Little Jerry Seinfeld Tom Cruise IS William Shakespeare Daniel Brühl Keanu dumps porn star for grandma Jennifer Aniston LOVES Vince Vaughn Russell Crowe calls Bono and Bob Geldof ASSHOLES for doing charity work Christopher Plummer Britney Spears Update Britney Spears Update 9/1/05 Fiddy Update 9/1/2005 50 cent update 9-2-0h Five COLIN FARRELL IS A LITTLE BITCH Domino Harvey Cause of Death decided: Gilliam says critics are too DUMB to like his GREAT movies... John Leguizamo will QUIT acting unless it's in Hawaii Michael Jackson to release a cover of "Macho Man" CELEBRITY STINK PRESENTS: CLASH OF THE TITANS- VIN DIESEL VS FIDDY CENT Fiddy Cent Update 9/6/2006 Little Buddy goes to see the Skipper Paparazzi assaults TWO security guards to get a picture of Reese Witherspoon Oprah's mad, almost as mad as that time when that closed store wouldn't let her in Who do you have to blow to get into grad school these days? Crowe INCONVENIENCED by assault charge. Pampered Redneck + Mooching Loser = PRESTON MICHAEL SPEARS FEDERLINE RIP Fiddy Kate Moss takes cocaine Kenny Chesney isn't gay according to legal terminology Oprah's no longer mad at Hermes... she just thinks sales assistants are all bigots. Lost Cast Appreciation Thread Jerry O'Connell replaces John Stamos as Maxim's luckiest man on earth. Guy Ritchie and Madonna HATE their fans Charlize Theron is an ass-kisser Cameron Diaz misses the point. Ashton and Demi to finally end their relationship! Jodie Foster wants to RUIN YOUR CINEMA GOING EXPERIENCE Maxwell Smart Dies I'm pretty sure Jennifer Garner's new baby is a girl Gwyneth Paltrow may as well give up acting because she's already so great MUPPETS GET THEIR DUE! FROM THE GOVERNMENT!!! Wonder if Vanity Fair will digitally reduce her boobs... Act like Obi-Wan or Capt. Picard for $68 Fantasia is Illiterate and was Raped Crowe says "Shut the **** up, my wife is happy because I'm so great... OK!" Stephen Chow (Kung Fu Hustle) Message Julia Roberts Dresses Like A Homeless Person and Should Just Jump Off A Bridge Tara Reid blames her publicist for making her a drunken whore and ruining her life! Arnie terminates papparazzi Nicholas Cage has superboy Paris Hilton Puts Marriage Off To Continue Being A Whore Tom Cruise's sperm is ALIVE!!!! RIP Ronnie Barker Lindsay Lohan needs to buy a Yugo Freddie Prinze Jr cracks a rib trying to "Do a Prince" because Sarah won't put out Jamie Foxx thinks Josh is a Klan Grand Master Louis Guzman is a big stupid ass Oprah Update 10/10 - Oprah kills Michael Jackson... Mo'Nique has mo' babies. important katie holmes scientology brainwashing update Britney cancels $60,000 charity donation because her bra wasn't sweaty The Official MADONNA IS A FROOT LOOP Appreciation Thread How Harry Potter got it's PG-13 rating WE ALMOST LOST SAWYER!!! Chewbacca Defects to the other side! One Night in... uh... Spears. Mary Kate becomes ILLITERATE DROPOUT!!! Boy George busted with booger sugar Another one bites the dust.... Scientologist want to destroy the concept of "satire is protected by free speech" Emma Watson's too busy for Smizzy VANITY FAIR IS RACIST Paltrow HATES Britian but is too stupid to leave Philthy Whore Jennifer Aniston Gives Vince Vaughn Genital Warts Tom Sizemore Has Sex With Little Boys In **** *******'s Van William Shatner Hospitalized Over Crippling Back Pains!!! Quick, someone make a joke about hobbits and the one ring or something R.I.P. - Jek Porkins Paris is a philthy whore who sucks Tom Sizemore's fake pee-pee 50. Cent. Update! Smizzle's Ghetto friend steals the WEASLEYmobile Sulu hits on Shatner!!!! Olsen Twins clones + bigotry = scary thing for your kids! Celebrities are LIARS! Here's who they really are! Find This Lost Boy's Mom Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Star Trek loses a legend 50 Cent Update: Fiddy tells Kanye to steb back from his boy, Dubya! K-Fed drops serious ryhmes Chloe Sevigny spits Vincent Gallo's Ball Juice into a cup and sells it on eBay Jake Gyllenhaal smacks himself in the mouth and beats up extra for letting him do it Desperately Insecure: The Official DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES LAWSUIT Thread Sarah Silverman loves Smizzle Fiddy Update Paris and Paris crash their car "avoiding" paparazzi Casting directors are geniuses however Jessica Alba is a prude Russell Crowe thinks his band is The Beatles Halloween producer dies in Jordanian bombings "Legend of Lust " or "Too Bad She's Bad" Marilyn Monroe – Suicide or Cover-up? He Lies, He Cheats, He Steals.....He's Dead Naomi Watts has amnesia! Isla Fisher Jacko has to sit to pee; Angers Islamic nation "Shallow Hal" chick dives into the shallow end Josh Josh You Need To Exercise Some Self Control... Short people DO have a reason to live Josh may need to brush up on his interview skilz Being rich and famous pays: Crowe pleads guilty, gets off. Robert Blake found liable Christina Aguilera ties the knot Misca Barton's Accidental Exposure Remember when an A-list actor getting $10,000,000 was a big deal? First Danny DeVito Now this.... Kate Moss Coked Out Of Her Mind Dancing Topless [NWS] Chris Klein dumped Katie Holmes because she got fat Fiddy Cent 11/23 oh five Angry muggle uncle kicks theatre patron out for ringing cell phone Sienna Miller can't count Newlyweds no more. **** ******* Has Sex With Homeless Men In Her Van While Her Children Watch* Emma Watson earns a PG-13 rating Fiddy Update 11/25 - Fiddy causes French riots Wax Off... forever. Bye Bye Mr. Miyagi Michael Jackson hates ****ing Jews Marty McFly's Sister heads to Oak Park Cemetary Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston want to run over your kids! Ana Lucia and Libby fight it out! Brad Pitt's penis shoots blanks!!!!!!!! BATTLE OF THE TITANS: Dennis Hopper vs Christopher Walken Marilyn Manson takes Vampire Bride MASTERTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Adam Sandler to birth alien baby. Saw producer dies! Van Halen breaks up again! Eminem IS part 'tarded 50 Sexiest Actresses on VH1 Richard Pryor dies at 65 Joss Stone LOVES her bitch! Best Angelina Jolie News in Years Moby wants to get his butt kicked again! LOL Sonny Crockett MIGHT be a Druggie! Marilyn Monroe: August '62: Very Big Gossip Battle of The Titan: Haim vs Feldman West Wing actor dies Happy Birthday!!!! Steve Buscemi Appreciation Thread Giamatti accepts being award show whipping boy This need to be turned into the greatest Hasselhoff avatar EVER A Christmas Story: Where are they now? Jake Gyllenhaal hates Ang Lee for spurning his gay advances David Letterman stalks woman through the airwaves Character Actor Vincent Schiavelli Dies Oprah Update 12/28 - OPRAH THE MURDERER Eva Longoria hates mexicans and will probably sue me for reprinting this story. It's no longer time to make the donuts I saw Teri Hatcher last night. You were my boy, blue Tom Jones and Hagrid lanced by the Queen!!! Lindsay Lohan Sucks........well wind anyway. The Fresh Prince likes it when women do all the work Oh Six is still all about Fiddy Lindsay Lohan comes clean Lou Rawls dies of Lung Cancer Mr. T challenges Vin Diesel for Ruler of the World! Arnie gets sucker-punched like a girl; Blames it on motorcycle to retain manliness Hott, Fresh New Celebrities (with talent) Colin's column leaked to the web Nick Lachey calls all women sluts who put out on a first date The coming of the Messiah is nigh! Swank and Lowe separate I am not that smart The Girls Are Getting High and Stripping! Heroin! Pam Anderson wants to remove BUST!!! Brad Pitt Is A Jerk! Hassel the Hoff Is Single! Some Girl Does Something! what famous person went to your high school? Eminem & Kim remarry. Celebrity Stink - The Column People Love Makin' Babies! Marriages and Divorces George Clooney... Kelly Clarkson Hates American Idol! Hilary Swank Doesn't Want A Divorce Buy Shatner's Kidney Stone! Leif Garrett Arrested! "Beethovan" child star missing Idol Twins Are Criminals Hunter Gives Birth To Twins Saigon Gets Jumped And Beats 2 Men With Their Own Cell Phones God, I hate the New York Times. Words of Wisdom from Paris Hilton Christopher Lee Hates Paul Walker Pickett Passes Fiddy Cent: 01/20 oh six: Luther Campbell signs his own death warrant celebrities Cruise/Holmes Love Scene Disappears Longoria Not Dating Foxx Chris Penn dies at 43 Simon Colwell Hates Gays Joe Pesci Pulls A Crowe/Diaz Meg Ryan Shamelessly Steals from Angelina Jolie World's Worst Celebrity Tournament Pitt Wants Marriage/Jolie Does Not Send Your Mail With McDaniel Richard Hatch On His Way To The Big House Joaquin Phoenix's Brakes Cut Accident on All My Children Set Nicole Kidman next UN Ambassador Anna Lucia calls for respect Spelling Sexually Harrasses Jessica Simpson Steals Doherty Incarcerated Again Bloom Passes Away Woodruff Showing Signs of Improvement The Official "Paris Hilton: Blackhole of the Universe" Thread Lohan Treated Mary Kate and Ashley recruit another Full House Star into a life of Drugs & WHOREdom Memoirs Banned The English are Limp-wristed Pussies Bond director moonlights as transvestite ho. Has or Hasn't Locklear Filed For Divorce? Crowe no longer wants Lance in here Pants No more inventions from Grandpa Shots Fired At Music Video Shoot You think I'm a ****ing clown, that I'm here to amuse you Witherspoon take out a hit on abusive papparazzi?* Madge Vs. Mimi Vanity Fair Becomes Soft Core Porn Britney is a horrible mom who wants to kill her son 'Curious George' Collaborator Dead "We're Just Friends" "We only have one wife!" Eminem Beats Up Tommy Lee Al Michaels Traded for a Century Old Rabbit Baby News BNN: Farewell Gkar Party with Britney! Simpsons Bail On Photo Shoot The Price Is Wrong, LA Zoo! R.I.P. Jaws Author Doherty Crashes R.I.P. Uncle Owen Cruise and Holmes Not Splitting Willis Vs. Oprah Don't Piss Off A Pregant Woman Olsens' New Job Pino Gains a Brat Bruce Willis says "**** OPRAH!" Hell yeah!!!!!!!! Kid Rock Has Sex With Creed Pamela Anderson Loves Sheep Will Jessica Do An Interview Soon? Madge Gets A Hernia No Interviews! Berry Has A Sense of Humour? Presley Married Again New 007 is a pussy - OFFICIAL FYI: Tracy Morgan is a prick. The Official Tom Cruise Litigation Thread Martha Stewart is a sore loser bi0tch~ Screwed-Up Couples Memoriams Idol In Maxim The Peter Jennings Institution Celebs Breaking The Law RIP Barney Christmas Story Father passes away! Saddam TV R.I.P. Dennis Weaver People Using Their Famous Friends Crow Is Recovering George Michael and the case of Class C narcotics JESSICA ALBA POSES FOR PLAYBOY RIP Jack Wild BREAKING NEWS- Emma Watson Underage Drinking Scandal!! :( Where's Julia's Face? Lohan Back With Valderrama? Williams' School Hates Her Lil' Kim Has A Leaky Boob Meg Ryan... WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF? Johansson to Mizrahi: "I Could Beat You Up If I Wanted To" Smell Like A Desperate Housewife Surprised? Glitter For 3 Guess the Celebrity... Kev Fed Can't Keep It In His Pants RIP Dana Reeve Paula Abdul Is More Important Than You Don't **** with the master of the pan flute or Yanni Tom Cruise is he nuts? R.I.P. Blaxploitation The Hoff smacks his ho's Hatcher's Sexual Abuse Oh JESUS (Robert Altman) The International Stalkers Association Now Convenes! Connery has surgery Hogs Sue Mice Just thought I'd brag Michael Douglas besmirches Brad Pitt's intelligence! Peter Tomarkin Dead. NOOO! Second last surviving Cocoon cast member dies. Connery Teed Off Over Golfing Membership Ritter Case Reaches Tentative Settlement Farrell Sues Pubescant fans Man sues Steven Spielberg for cutting his daughter's hair The Trump Line Expands Spelling Disowned RIP Are you a match? Prolife monument depicts nude Britney Spears giving birth on a bear skin rug Cinema Blend Presents - Celeb Stink: The Website! Apple, Meet Mortimer Spurlock Drops The F-Bomb Scarlett Johansson is hot Jessica Simpson wants to experiment on Mexican children Stalker Is Just Plain Crazy Jackie Chan Injured Again Pamela Anderson Should Just Fall Down A Well Busta Busts A "faggot" And Gets Busted Matt Leblanc Divorced CELEB STINK: Walk Of Fame Rant Paris Hilton Considered For Mother Theresa Role Cruise got a whuppin' Locklear Dating Spade? Maybe the third time will be the charm Abdul meets cold hearted snake Emilie de Ravin Appreciation Thread D12 to be renamed D11 Youngest Pointer Sister Dies Of Cancer Official Happy Birthday Emma Watson Thread for the Week of 4/15/06 Eva talks about her vibrator while in bikini, wants to be taken seriously Prince Georg Friedrich Head of Prussian Royal Family Loses Title In case you hadn't heard: Tom Cruise is Crazy Cruise/Holmes Baby Pops Out... thank god it's finally over! United 93 Actor Says Entry to US Denied Shannon and Boone are doin it off screen too heck yeah Looks like Anna-Lucia might be written out of 'Lost' Oprah, you just pissed off the wrong man Keith Richards' NEAR DEATH experience with COCONUTS!!! David Blaine update: 5/01/06 New Celebrity junk blog..it's Great! Rampaging VESPA almost KILLS James Gandolfini!!! Sheen validates HIS OWN RESTRAINING order!!! And you thought he was dead Further proof that Britons are not as cool as Americans PART 2 Elle MacPherson likes to shag young men in her van on her driveway Stephen - Stupendous actor! Britney Spears Parenting Skills Update Thread for 5/19/06 Ron Howard on Uwe Boll Church issues Madonna with a health warning Fiddy Update: 05/23/06: Fiddy pWnZ Paul McCartney Nacho Libre Cameos R.I.P. Desmond Dekker Jolie-Pitt baby born Paul Gleason, RIP! Billy Preston R.I.P. Britney and Madonna BREAK UP!!! Kate Moss picks REALLY BAD boyfriends!!! The Official UWE BOLL News Thread for 06/13/06 Jack Black THREATENS TO KILL Stephen Segal!!! Ashlee Simpson: "Size doesn't matter" Britney Spears is such a white trash crack head.. The Official WHAT'S HAPPENIN' IN THE HOOD Thread Officially....the coolest motherfukker alive..... Screech on the skids Fiddy update 6/21: G-Unit G-5s bitchez! WTMI: Way Too Much Information radio Rollin' with Saget K-Fed's cause RIP Aaron Spelling Producer Dallas Austin jailed in Dubai on drug charges Eddie, the Frasier dog, passed on Britney Alert: Star who wants media to leave her alone poses nude Jackie Chan doesn't realise he's poor Hoffwatch 06: The Hoff Hassled by Lighting Fixture Hoffwatch 06: Don't Hassle the Hoff during Tennis! i saw matthew macnoghy Syd Barrett shines on Beckinsale: Set of Van Helsing a swingers dream! Posh Spice is an international "Thinspiration" Paris Hilton Gives up Sex for a Year Carmen Electra back on the market MJ is a member of the MASONS!!!! Lance Bass Comes Out Hoffwatch 06: Hoff Hassels airline Mel does a Zsar Zsar Gabor, then shoots self (in foot) Andie MacDowell has the best plastic surgeon ever Dan radcliffe......er horse whisperer? Michael Jackson's Been Bad Again Nicole Richie pulls a Paris Hilton Suri watch '06 Mork is a WINO! Maybe there is an MTV curse Lindsay Lohan dishes out a verbal bitchslap on Paris Hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posh Gone 80s? A TV icon passes away Apparently, August has become break up with your spouse month Bruno Kirby Passes Away David Copperfield has lost his mind Glory be to the inevitable.....Haley Joel = drunken pothead. ULTIMATE FICTIONAL CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH - Alien Edition John Woo's He-Man finds Skeletor ULTIMATE FICTIONAL CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH - Bad Daddy Edition Goofy redneck nudity is ALMOST TOO EXTREME for the Chinese. William H. Macy gives Lindsay Lohan a verbal bitchslap!! Ricky Gervais petrified of A List Paris! Ashlee does Chicago Worship Suri's Crap! Eva Longoria wants to be a lesbian Jonathan Kent Buys The Farm - R.I.P. Glenn Ford Exclusive: Celebrity Stink Reporter Smells Paris Hilton's Breath! RIP Steve Irwin The Tom Cruise Reclamation Project Continues Ellen's Portia Sandwich Brangelina fight for gay rights Anna Nicole loses and gains Jessica Simpson Looking For One Good Man Celebrity ala Prickly City Van Damme Likes Breath Mints Oops...Britney did it again celebrity posters Napoleon's going to be a daddy The REAL reason Tom Cruise was fired Celeb Stink Scopes out the Beer League Red Carpet with Howard Stern and Artie Lange Who is Sienna Miller dating right now? Mr Earl Jones Dies Uwe Boll Kicks Crap Out Of Critics Frat pack over? SCREECH POWERS IN THREE-IN-A-BED SEX TAPE SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Howard Stern got it on with Anna Nicole Train Wreck in Waiting: Britney fires publicist, takes control of own PR work. Post Your Playboy Scans!!! Any news on Roger Ebert? Dominic Monaghan and Evangaline Lilly are getting married. Madonna Steals Babies From Africa! Angelina in Paparazzi Punch-Out Paul McCartney Getting Trademarked Don Johnson and the Porn Star Celebrities Adopt Third-World Kids Tara Reid explains her botched plastic surgery Walk On Bruce Willis Fabolous feeling not so great Whitney files for divorce Paul McCartney is a WIFEBEATER!!! Steve Irwin's Death Not a Fluke Jimmy Kimmel Confesses George Michael likes to get high You thought Hermione downing some Bud was bad Kirsten Dunst thinks Kevin Spacey is gross. Spock's Mom Dies India loves Paris Who shot who? Keisha Castle Hughes pregnant at 16 Katie and Tom are sealing the deal Naomi Campbell. On bail. For Assault. Again. Nicole Richie seeks help Posession was the Case Paris set to testify Reese and Ryan?! Say it isn't so!! Poor Anna Marcia Cross' trash is another man's treasure a film about Matthew McConaughey Russell Crowe hates U.S. legal system Doogie digs dudes Steve-O will die soon Someone wants to kill Hillary Duff Bill Maher dressed as Steve Irwin Faith Hill not to happy about losing to Carrie Underwood Britney Spears Files For Divorce Anna Nicole desperate for money Lindsay sucks at defensive driving Denise Richards hates the elderly 60 Minutes Ed Bradley Passes Away RIP Jack Palance Elton John hates Jesus, Buddha, Vishnu... Good news for Michael Jackson Nicole Richie dishes the fat on her skinny appearance Angelina's aggresive protectors Tom and Katie say I Do The Slide into Obscurity Is Hard On Some People (AKA Kramer No!) Kelly vs. Clay vs. Rosie Britney sex tape a hoax? OJ still didn't do it My list of ugliest actors/actresses It's another boy for Heidi I thought Smiz would find this interesting David Blaine once again does something nobody really cares about Pam and Kid call it quits...how shocking!! Sean Connery made a bad decision Eva Longoria not so desperate anymore Anna Nicole homeless Lindsay in rehab George Clooney and Danny DeVito are drinking buddies?! Unsettling news for you Prison Break fans RIP George Clooney's pig Gwyneth Paltrow hates America...NOT! Did Eddie Murphy impregnate Scary Spice? Today is Walt Disney's Birthday N Word witch hunt continues: New Target - Andy Dick Bye bye Vaughniston Madonna does the inevitable...clothing line Snipes surrenders, maintains innocence Tori Spelling's garage sale Nicole Richie charged with DUI Holy Crap! R.I.P. Peter Boyle The Queen of Porn ditches her beau Paul gets a granddaughter Girls Gone Busted India hates kissing Paris-hilton Rosie admits "I'm a stupid retard who should shut the hell up but won't." Anna back in the States Phish member slave to prescription drugs Oh britney Second half of Hanna-Barbera dies Britney hates dogs Baby news for Tambor Yoko's Driver Faces Deportation Trump to Miss USA: You're Still Hired FBI Releases Lennon's File More Beauty Queen Scandal Who's Your Daddy?: Anna Nicole Edition Sir Bono James Brown's Dead Keith Urban cheated on Nicole Kidman? Paul McCartney, the Musical Nick and Jessica finalize Maggie and Jake are on fire! Julia Roberts expecting again Pete Doherty is delusional Own a piece of Whitney Dita finally comes to her senses Britney's open letter to her fans Snoop facing lawsuit No puny human can stop the Oprah machine Scooby Doo creator passes away Paris pleads not guilty Latoya Jackson Delivers A Baby on the Freeway! Penelope Cruz & Salma Hayek are not dating each other - just a little public groping Rosie moves on Lily Munster passes on Beckham invades the U.S. I high-fived Rob Schneider and got David Carradine to wink at me tonight. New developments on "Mc Dreamy" Cameron and Justin say "Bye, Bye, Bye" MJ getting sued again Golden Globes Stink Naomi pleads guilty Grey's Anatomy star suffers from loose tongue syndrome More Anna Nicole drama Screech battles Gary Coleman at Sundance Urban Comes Clean About Coming Clean TOM CRUISE IS A MODERN DAY JESUS Paris Exposed? Hef shoots Kelly Osbourne DOWN! [Whine Watch] K-Fed disrespects the Burger King Crewe Brandy in Big Trouble My brother hangin with Bob Saget. Beautiful People Who Commit Suicide Harry Potter and Naked Older Women Latest actor turned politician Latest breakup news opera cries? More Anna Nicole drama than you can shake your fist at Ryan O' Neal will never be father of the year Anna Nicole Smith May Have Died Name your current favourite "celebrities" Kevin says Britney is a dirty lesbian Taste the truthiness Britney crashing and burning (added picture) Sly doing steroids? Universal goes gangbusters over topless picture of Jennifer Aniston Melissa George Oscar Red Carpet Pics Biggest Douche Bag Ever? From the creepy fan file I got quoted again at EW.com Is Britney the Antichrist? K-Fed plays Mr. Mom while Britney shops The Big Bopper's belated autopsy The Ins and Outs of Britney's Rehab Salma off the market Comedian Richard Jeni dead at 45 Boston singer found dead RIP John Inman Hilary Swank Retired?!?!? Lily Allen has 2 brain cells to rub together Trump makes fun of Rosie confirming he's a jerk Sinbad's career may be dead, but he isn't Jury selection begins in Phil Spector case One step closer in ending the Anna Nicole daddy mystery I love celebrity "rehab" John Ritter Naomi Campbell is a disgusting person Lily Tomlin goes CRAZY on the set of I Heart Huckabees Anna might have OD'ed, but how did her son die? Rowan Atkinson Has No Sense of Humor... LITERALLY The US Battle Against Nipples continues unabated. Courtney Love gets back in shape Cillian Murphy - Discuss Stop or the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards will shoot Meteors bombard Pet Shop Boys Watch Justin Timberlake get slimed James Doohan to make final stop in New Mexico on his way into space Stern starts to accept the inevitable Watch Alanis Morissette sing "My Hump" in Fergive Spoof video The most Hor