Madonna changes her name

[Josh]

Madonna has changed her name to Esther...

Because she has converted to a freaky version of Judaism and is now a prude.

[legna]

:lol

[Brian]

Here's a bit more info:

Madonna reveals on Friday's 20/20 that she has adopted the ancient Hebrew name Esther. The 45-year-old diva will use the new moniker in her religious life and stick with Madonna when she wants to sell stuff. But after age 70, it'll be Esther round the clock.

[masterthes]

Before you know it, she'll be using a symbol and being called the artist formerly knows as Madonna. :lol

[crappertay]

Prince is Prince again :p

[Josh]

Originally posted by Tay
Prince is Prince again :p
Prince is also a JW now. urgh.

[crappertay]

Hobbit lays the smackdown on celebrity religion.


Bet if The Shat turned to scientology he'd be first in the queue though :lol

[Josh]

Originally posted by Tay
Hobbit lays the smackdown on celebrity religion.


Bet if The Shat turned to scientology he'd be first in the queue though :lol
Hellz yeah. I'll go right on down to the Scientology potato bar in Austin and order the #5... sour cream, chives, and brain washing.

[crappertay]

Originally posted by FilmHobbit
Hellz yeah. I'll go right on down to the Scientology potato bar in Austin and order the #5... sour cream, chives, and brain washing.

You would also have to conceed that Battlefield Earth is the greatest most misunderstood film ever.

[Josh]

Originally posted by Tay
You would also have to conceed that Battlefield Earth is the greatest most misunderstood film ever.
Only if Shatner says so.

[Teenagerlobotomy]

battlefield earth sucks....period.

[Josh]

Originally posted by Teenagerlobotomy
battlefield earth sucks....period.
Your wisdom is stunning.

[Brian]

SHALOM: Kabbalah devotee Esther (a.k.a. the weird lady formerly known as Madonna) left for Israel today to celebrate the Jewish New Year in the Holy Land. Having just wrapped her "Re-Invention" tour, she's expected to visit some traditional burial places during her trip.

[masterthes]

She's so whacked in the head. I can't imagine what her kids will be like :lol

[crappertay]

Having just wrapped her "Re-Invention" tour, she's expected to visit some traditional burial places during her trip.


Bruce Lee, Elvis...

[Evil Dead Junkie]

I think we should send copies of Truth or Dare to her Rabbi. See how quickly she gets excommunicated :lol

[masterthes]

Shouldn't take too long :lol

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by Evil Dead Junkie
I think we should send copies of Truth or Dare to her Rabbi. See how quickly she gets excommunicated :lol :lol

Yeah, if that doesn't do it, tell them that the million bucks she just donated were proceed from her sex book. But I don't believe they have Rabbis. And for that matter, from what I've read, I'm mystified that this Kaballah is even remotely associated with Judaism.