Liv Tyler crushes my hopes for a sexy future together

[Josh]

Liv Tyler is pregnant.

Now it's going to be even harder for me to get her away from that loser husband.

Weep and knash your teeth below.

[masterthes]

Woah, Steven Tyler's a grandpa. That's scary.

[Josh]

I've called UHaul. They'll be over in the morning and I'm going to start packing up my Liv Tyler lust and transferring it over to some other babe.

Maybe Scarlett Johansen? Idunno. I feel so lost and alone.

[masterthes]

Hey, look at it this way, she's officialy entered MILFdom, but Scarlett's a nice choice, or Keira.

[Josh]

I'm no fan of the MILF. It just seems wrong to me. Spoils everything.

I don't know who my clear front runner is anymore. I guess it shows I'm starting to get old when my lifelong babe loves are now progressing beyond the age of lustdom.

Brad Pitt still looks good though.