things to do when you're drunk and alone

[Christine]

obviously can't drive anywhere, but with net access and typing slow as hell here, let's talk!

can:
surf
chat
make drunk phone calls to folks you know
make drunk phone calls to folks you don't know, lol
sing songs
watch movies, dvds
watch music videos, which is the same attention span that lets me type right now, lol
get crazy with a webcam, lolololol
dance
sing and dance, makes me dizzy though
have a detailed convo with the cat and she looks at me with love as i give her any attention ha "she luuuuuuuuuuuvs me, she talks to me"
drink more!
talk with multiple personalities, but are they there when i don't drink too? hmmm, deep question
eat random items of food

gimme suggestions here! can't drive though.

[crappertay]

Originally posted by Christine
get crazy with a webcam, lolololol
drink more!


:eek :hibaby <(I'd buy that for a dollar!)

[Sharky]

So, we can expect something on the Net soon via the drunken Webcam?

[Josh]

Curses! Why oh why did I have to go to that Baseball game Saturday night instead of staying home and being online. :lol

Funny Christine. :)

[Christine]

I CAN'T be the only one here getting drunk tonight... am I?

[Brian]

At home? Nope.

[Matt]

I'm working on my drunkness! but I rented A Girl Next Door!!

[Brian]

They go hand in hand!

[7therror]

Nice pun!

[Brian]

Gah, that was completely unintentional.

:yuck

[Christine]

Screwdrivers (vodka + orange juice) are yummy :D

[Teenagerlobotomy]

Tomorrow night.

[Josh]

I wish I felt good enough to imbibe. I do believe I have the flu. That must be why it is 2AM and I cannot sleep.

[masterthes]

I blame it on plain insomnia :lol

[Teenagerlobotomy]

Ah, Don't know what to do. have to work in the morning. so i dont want to post anywhere but here

[Deus Ex Machina]

I'm not big on getting drunk and there are very few people who I enjoy being around when they're drunk, so I don't have much to contribute here, but, here's one for your list:

make pancakes

A friend of mine got pretty buzzed, almost hammered, one night and decided he wanted to make pancakes. I quickly hid the electric beaters and sharp knives and sat back and watched.

There are few things funnier than watching a drunk person trying to crack eggs!

[Josh]

Originally posted by Teenagerlobotomy
Ah, Don't know what to do. have to work in the morning. so i dont want to post anywhere but here
School can be a pain, but basic Algebra class does not count as "work".

And shame on your parents for letting you in the liquor cabinet. They need better locks.

[MRPween]

Make oven chips and then try to take out the tray without gloves

Wrestle with your 3 legged cat (this is not a euphemism)

Attempt to get your dreamcast down from the loft unless you have propper loft-boarding down

Call up ex's

Call your parents and tell them why you are not calling your ex's

Forget you are naked and go out for a curry

Throw up on your keyboard...
...especially if it is on your work laptop

Try to swallow a whole mobile phone

Head-butt a cream egg (British chocolate egg with a fondent filling)

try to give yourself oral pleasure whilst sitting on the sideboard over a concreate floor.

[Abscynthe]

Originally posted by MRPween
try to give yourself oral pleasure whilst sitting on the sideboard over a concreate floor.

:laugh

Limber!

[MRPween]

I did use the word 'try'....

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by MRPween
Make oven chips and then try to take out the tray without gloves

Wrestle with your 3 legged cat (this is not a euphemism)

Attempt to get your dreamcast down from the loft unless you have propper loft-boarding down

Call up ex's

Call your parents and tell them why you are not calling your ex's

Forget you are naked and go out for a curry

Throw up on your keyboard...
...especially if it is on your work laptop

Try to swallow a whole mobile phone

Head-butt a cream egg (British chocolate egg with a fondent filling)

try to give yourself oral pleasure whilst sitting on the sideboard over a concreate floor.

Did someone happen to videotape you on that particular binge weekend? :lol

I can see it now...a new thread from someone in a few weeks...so I was drunk and came upon this thread of things to do while you're drunk...and I don't remember much about that night, but now my cat won't come near me and the guy/girl at the place where I get my curry is always coming on to me.

[MRPween]

I wish they had - I could have sold it for a fortune

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by MRPween
I wish they had - I could have sold it for a fortune :lol It's never too late, I guess. Grab your best friend and a camera this weekend. Only this time, give them the alcohol and list.

[MRPween]

I dont know about you but my best friend trying to pleasure themselves is not something I want to witness...

[Christine]

What's a little blackmail among friends? ;)

[Josh]

I am due for some drunk posting. Maybe this weekend.

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by MRPween
I dont know about you but my best friend trying to pleasure themselves is not something I want to witness... But if they're drunk, then it's funny, and that one's worth much more on the blackmail tote.

[Wiggum]

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
But if they're drunk, then it's funny, and that one's worth much more on the blackmail tote.

Trust me Deus, I accdidentaly got an eyeful of a roommate once.
I've been trying, unsuccesfully, to wipe it from my memory for the last seven years.
It is never funny. :yuck :blat

[Christine]

Was he doing it to a pie or something?

[Wiggum]

That wasn't a pie in his hands. That I can guarantee.




























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:blat

[crappertay]

I've had one beer. 4 more in the fridge. 1 in the freezer for extra fast cooling.


HIDE YOUR WEBCAMS!!!

[masterthes]

Oh, poor, poor, Wiggum

[Deus Ex Machina]

Thank for...er...elaborating there Wigg. :blat ;)

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by Tay
I've had one beer. 4 more in the fridge. 1 in the freezer for extra fast cooling.


HIDE YOUR WEBCAMS!!! YOUR web cam is the only one I'm worried about there buddy. :lol

[Wiggum]

Beer + webcam + man wearing kilt = scottish nightmare

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by Christine
It wasn't a teddy bear, was it? That kinda thing is gross :p I'm not sure which is more disturbing...that Wiggum actually elaborated or that Christine won't be satisfied until she has every little detail. :lol

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by Wiggum
Beer + webcam + man wearing kilt = scottish nightmare

man wearing kilt = scottish nightmare

Beer + webcam + man wearing kilt = illegal throughout the world except scotland :lol

[Christine]

Maybe if he, um, talked about it, it would leave his thoughts?

[Wiggum]

Let's just say..........
No, lets not.

[Christine]

You'd rather keep it for your own, your precioussss?! ;) Okay! :lol

[Deus Ex Machina]

This conversation should quickly move to the NWS thread in the Saloon. :lol ;)

[Josh]

Or just the Saloon in general. It is after all the place for drinkin.

[Christine]

Indeedy, you have my permission ;)

[Wiggum]

Originally posted by Christine
You'd rather keep it for your own, your precioussss?! ;) Okay! :lol

Trust me, several of our mutual friends were subjected to a rather painful blow by blow description.
























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[Deus Ex Machina]

:lol I heard you the first time! *shudders*

[Wiggum]

Don't even get me started on walking in on Marty while he was taking the kids to the pool in the newly stalless bathroom of the Willy Street Pub.

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by Wiggum
Don't even get me started on walking in on Marty while he was taking the kids to the pool in the newly stalless bathroom of the Willy Street Pub. :noevil

[Christine]

Perhaps there needs to be a "Wiggum gets drunk & tells all his secrets" thread, ha

[Wiggum]

Whadda mean? I'm sober.
When I'm drunk it's a whole 'nother ball game. :lol

[Christine]

Call up ex's

What do <i>you</i> talk about when calling your exes?

Old fights, phone sex, both, both at the same time? ;)

I bet some folks wonder why every time I call them, I'm drunk... but they're just on my drunkcalling list, lol

edit: drunk enough tonight not to notice there were three pages. also, I'd forgotten making this thread and any of the replies to it *blush*

[Josh]

:lol

I should have stayed up later last night :)

Good times Bean.

[Christine]

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Anywho, Mama's Family is finally going to dvd this September :p

[Captain Murphy]

I play Madden 2006 and eat sushi.

[Josh]

Thanks for that Captain Murphy. Please add posts like that to your list of things that will get you banned the next time you make them.

[Josh]

So long and thanks for all the fish!

I was eating fish at the exact time you made this post.

Coincidence?

Yes.

[Promithcuous]

Improbability factor of 2.158.186 to 1 against.

[Justin]

Listen to loud music, surf the internet, or go to bed.

Run around the park naked. :bguitar

[Aaron]

Run around the park naked.


Thats great until I had to explain the awkward grass stains to my girlfriend.

Aaron

[Christine]

I was eating fish at the exact time you made this post.

Coincidence?

Yes.

:lol awesome!

edit - I post on this thread and everyone else on the board disappears!

Coincidence?

Hell if I know, cheers!

:friday

[Christine]

Ooo, something else to do (or try) when drunk... eating weird food!

Just had me a can of Chef Boyardee right out of the can :lol

[Christine]

Ooo, something else to do (or try) when drunk... eating weird food!

:lol

[Captain Murphy]

Thanks for that Captain Murphy. Please add posts like that to your list of things that will get you banned the next time you make them. I hate being scolded.... :(

[Christine]

I hate being scolded.... :(

He gives good spankings though ;)

[Deus Ex Machina]

Ooo, something else to do (or try) when drunk... Double posting! :lol ;)

[Christine]

Drunk on Easter... woot! :lol

[crappertay]

Try and cut up your own Grindhouse trailer using only an exploitation DVD and Nero Vision.

[Christine]

Playing some online Pachisi at Hoyle.

[jlong75]

yep

[Spiritinthesky]

I talk to my dogs!