Masterthes Presents... (ALSO NOT WORK SAFE)

[Matt]

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[masterthes]

I feel special. My own thread *sniffle* Anyway, I return with the Playmate of the Day. Today we go back to 1996 and visit the very lovely Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt
Miss December 1996
Playmate of the Year 1997

BIRTHDATE: 19 September 1974
BIRTHPLACE: Skelleftea, Sweden

BUST: 90.00 cm

WAIST: 63.00 cm

HIPS: 93.00 cm

HEIGHT: 179.00 cm

WEIGHT: 63 kg

AMBITIONS:
To live and work in Paris and Los Angeles and make all of Sweden proud of me!

TURN-ONS:
A suntanned wet body and a sexy butt!

TURNOFFS:
Pushy people, dishonesty, show-off guys!

AMERICAN MEN:
They are active, gentlemanly, good looking -- but I don't know how they are in bed yet!

FAVORITE FOODS:
Lebanese and Japanese -- and American, of course, because the portions are so big!

SEX ADVICE:
Don't go too far too fast.

LAST WORD:
Watch out -- I'll be back!

Pics: (unfortunately, there are only 5 pics. Pretty piss poor for a PMOY if you ask me)

Victoria 1 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Victoria%20Silvstedt%2001.jpg)
Victoria 2 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Victoria%20Silvstedt%2002.jpg)
Victoria 3 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Victoria%20Silvstedt%2003.jpg)
Victoria 4 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Victoria%20Silvstedt%2004.jpg)
Victoria 5 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Victoria%20Silvstedt%2005.jpg)

[masterthes]

Okay, seeing as how that last one sucked, i'm going to go ahead and post today's now. Stacy is one of my favs. Reminds me of that actress Rebecca Gayheart but with huge boobies. Enjoy.

Stacy Sanches
Miss March 1995
Playmate of the Year 1996

BIRTHDATE: 4 September 1973
BIRTHPLACE: Dallas, Texas USA

BUST: 34" C

WAIST: 24"

HIPS: 36"

HEIGHT: 5' 10"

WEIGHT: 130 lbs

AMBITIONS:
To be self-sufficient by working as a model and to travel the world.

TURN-ONS:
Weight-training, fast country two-step dancing, guys who really listen.

TURNOFFS:
Sitting in one place for too long, clubs and bars.

DREAM VACATION:
Italy. I've heard it's the most romantic place in the world.

FAVORITE DRINK:
No, not a Texas margarita. I prefer a good Piņa Colada.

I MUST HAVE:
My weekends free. If I can't have a job with weekends off, then I'm not doing it.

TURN UP THE RADIO FOR:
Brooks & Dunn, Travis Tritt, Keith Whitley.

Pics:
Stacy 1 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2001.jpg)
Stacy 2 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2002.jpg)
Stacy 3 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2003.jpg)
Stacy 4 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2004.jpg)
Stacy 5 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2005.jpg)
Stacy 6 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2006.jpg)
Stacy 7 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2007.jpg)
Stacy 8 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2008.jpg)
Stacy 9 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2009.jpg)
Stacy 10 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2010.jpg)
Stacy 11 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2011.jpg)
Stacy 12 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2012.jpg)
Stacy 13 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2013.jpg)
Stacy 14 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2014.jpg)
Stacy 15 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2015.jpg)
Stacy 16 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2016.jpg)
Stacy 17 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2017.jpg)
Stacy 18 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2018.jpg)
Stacy 19 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2019.jpg)
Stacy 20 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2020.jpg)
Stacy 21 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2021.jpg)
Stacy 22 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2022.jpg)
Stacy 23 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2023.jpg)
Stacy 24 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2024.jpg)
Stacy 25 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2025.jpg)
Stacy 26 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2026.jpg)
Stacy 27 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2027.jpg)
Stacy 28 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2028.jpg)
Stacy 29 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2029.jpg)
Stacy 30 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Stacy%20Sanches%2030.jpg)

[Brian]

Ick. I thought razors had been invented back then? :lol

[masterthes]

Julie Lynn Cialini
Miss February 1994
Playmate of the Year 1995

BIRTHDATE: 14 November 1970
BIRTHPLACE: Rochester, New York USA

BUST: 34" B

WAIST: 24"

HIPS: 35"

HEIGHT: 5' 11"

WEIGHT: 126 lbs

AMBITIONS:
I'm not into making millions, but I wouldn't mind having Cindy Crawford's career.

TURN-ONS:
Guys with long hair, washboard bellies, soft skin, muscles, fast cars!

TURNOFFS:
Cold weather, jealousy, men who think money can buy love.

BEST HEART-POUNDING EXPERIENCE:
Bungee-jumping from 15 stories with nothing below me, wearing nothing but my G-string bikini.

WORST HEART-POUNDING EXPERIENCE:
Standing in the Atlantic Ocean for a photo shoot (also in a bikini) while a stingray brushed across my ankle!

HOW TO REALLY MAKE MY HEART POUND:
Be nice, be romantic, be yourself, don't try to be a hotshot -- but definitely be hot!

Pics:
Julie 1 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2001.jpg)
Julie 2 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2002.jpg)
Julie 3 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2003.jpg)
Julie 4 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2004.jpg)
Julie 5 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2005.jpg)
Julie 6 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2006.jpg)
Julie 7 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2007.jpg)
Julie 8 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2008.jpg)
Julie 9 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2009.jpg)
Julie 10 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2010.jpg)
Julie 11 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2011.jpg)
Julie 12 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2012.jpg)
Julie 13 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2013.jpg)
Julie 14 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Julie%20Lynn%20Cialini%2014.jpg)

[masterthes]

Ah, one of my favorites. I miss her. She needs to come back to the limelight

Jenny McCarthy
Miss October 1993
Playmate of the Year 1994

BIRTHDATE: 1 November 1972
BIRTHPLACE: Chicago, Illinois USA

BUST: 38"

WAIST: 24"

HIPS: 34"

HEIGHT: 5' 7"

WEIGHT: 120 lbs

AMBITIONS:
To succeed in TV Land, and eventually get a house, a husband and a Beaver Cleaver family.

TURN-ONS:
Guys on Harleys, daredevils, men who aren't afraid to cry or show their emotions.

TURNOFFS:
Bullies, steroid monsters, show-offs, guys who give you their business cards and say, "Call me, babe, I can make you a star."

VIRTUES:
I'm friendly, spontaneous, adventurous -- and I can catch a walleye like nobody else.

VICES:
Pizza, Chinese food, cheeseburgers, French fries -- I eat too much!

WHY I COULD NEVER BE PRESIDENT:
I hyperventilate whenever I have to talk in front of a crowd.

MY PHILOSOPHY:
Live it up, but don't do anything you'll regret when you're 80

Pics: (11 pics? wtf?! These webmasters really don't do a very good job with this site. I'll post the next one today to make up for it)
Jenny 1 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2001.jpg)
Jenny 2 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2002.jpg)
Jenny 3 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2003.jpg)
Jenny 4 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2004.jpg)
Jenny 5 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2005.jpg)
Jenny 6 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2006.jpg)
Jenny 7 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2007.jpg)
Jenny 8 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2008.jpg)
Jenny 9 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2009.jpg)
Jenny 10 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2010.jpg)
Jenny 11 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Jenny%20McCarthy%2011.jpg)

[masterthes]

Ah, one of our favorite busty blondes. enjoy!

Anna Nicole Smith
Miss May 1992
Playmate of the Year 1993

BIRTHDATE: 28 November 1967
BIRTHPLACE: Houston, Texas USA

BUST: 36" DD

WAIST: 26"

HIPS: 38"

HEIGHT: 5' 11"

WEIGHT: 140 lbs

AMBITIONS:
I want to be the new Marilyn Monroe and find my own Clark Gable.

TURN-ONS:
Men who wear braces, cowboys! I also get off on scary movies.

TURNOFFS:
Two-timing men, obsessive bodybuilders, disloyal friends, slobs.

HOBBIES:
Roller-blading, couch potato-ing!

FAVORITE AUTHORS:
The people who write my favorite soaps.

FAVORITE MUSICIANS:
Garth Brooks! (If only he were single.)

FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
The Simpsons, The Young and the Restless, The Cosby Show, Friday the 13th.

FAVORITE CENTURY, AND WHY:
19th Century, when women wore hoop skirts and men were men.

Pics:
Anna 1 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2001.jpg)
Anna 2 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2002.jpg)
Anna 3 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2003.jpg)
Anna 4 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2004.jpg)
Anna 5 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2005.jpg)
Anna 6 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2006.jpg)
Anna 7 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2007.jpg)
Anna 8 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2008.jpg)
Anna 9 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2009.jpg)
Anna 10 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2010.jpg)
Anna 11 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2011.jpg)
Anna 12 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2012.jpg)
Anna 13 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2013.jpg)
Anna 14 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2014.jpg)
Anna 15 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2015.jpg)
Anna 16 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2016.jpg)
Anna 17 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2017.jpg)
Anna 18 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2018.jpg)
Anna 19 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Anna%20Nicole%20Smith%2019.jpg)

[masterthes]

Enjoy!

http://mitglied.lycos.de/germanolympians/

[legna]

Somehow I managed to get this issue sent to my home....

[masterthes]

Hot, and yet somehow disturbing (http://www.muchosucko.com/video-psychocamwhore.html)

[masterthes]

Possibly the hottest 18 year old you will ever see. She was on the Howard Stern show to be evaluated for Playboy. Well, she got tested and it looks good for her so far. Seriously, this could be the next PMOY.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d727b3127cceb65513e4082e0000001610
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http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d727b3127cceb655130d89f70000001610

[garfield hates mondays]

*

[masterthes]

you trying to be funny there smeagol? :lol

[garfield hates mondays]

no. I wanted to see how many views this thread got. To do that I would have to look under the recent threads thing but since this wasn't a recent thread I had to post something.

Carry on:)

[masterthes]

So smeags, have you seen the vid yet? It's pretty freaky, but she's hot so it kind of cancels the psychotic stuff out :lol

[garfield hates mondays]

not until I get high speed acess I'm afraid:(

PS: The German Olympians link doesnt work

[Brian]

Originally posted by smeagol wants fishess
no. I wanted to see how many views this thread got. To do that I would have to look under the recent threads thing but since this wasn't a recent thread I had to post something.

Carry on:)

Wrong again bucko :p; all you have to do is search for the thread and then it shows the views.

[masterthes]

For some reason, I want to go get an I-Pod (http://zattevrienden.realroot.be/luba02.htm)

[garfield hates mondays]

Originally posted by Tripolie
Wrong again bucko :p; all you have to do is search for the thread and then it shows the views.

:mad

[masterthes]

and since they're up on my shutterfly account, they'll be staying up for a while. So Guests out there, you better register darnit.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d731b3127cceb61122bd927d0000001610
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http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d731b3127cceb611237dd2250000001610

[masterthes]

Libby Hoeller (http://www.drunkuniversity.com/Videos/libby2.htm)

The complete Libby vid.

[masterthes]

I know, right? :lol

[masterthes]

Corinna Harney
Miss August 1991
Playmate of the Year 1992

BIRTHDATE: 20 February 1972
BIRTHPLACE: Bremerhaven, Germany

BUST: 34"

WAIST: 22"

HIPS: 34"

HEIGHT: 5' 3"

WEIGHT: 105 lbs

AMBITIONS:
To get a good education, to stay interested in people and excited about life!

TURN-ONS:
New places, bodies of water, looking at a sky full of stars, laughter.

TURNOFFS:
Fake people, liars, gossip, slow cars in the fast lane, people who make snap judgments.

FAVORITE PEOPLE:
My boyfriend, Dean, my Mom, my best friend, Jo'rene, and anyone who likes these pictures!

A SEXY MAN:
He's rough & tough, fit & funny -- and he's always my buddy.

MY HEALTH FOODS:
Chocolate-chip pancakes and root beer.

CORINNA'S NIGHT OUT:
On a warm, rainy evening, he brings a ladder to my second-story window. We escape to the mountains, above the rain, to gaze at the stars.

Pics:
Corinna 1 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20001.jpg)
Corinna 2 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20002.jpg)
Corinna 3 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20003.jpg)
Corinna 4 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20004.jpg)
Corinna 5 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20005.jpg)
Corinna 6 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20006.jpg)
Corinna 7 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20007.jpg)
Corinna 8 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20008.jpg)
Corinna 9 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20009.jpg)
Corinna 10 (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/_XOOM/playmates/pics/Corinna%20Harney%20010.jpg)

Ok guys, slight change of plans, just to give my fingers a bit of a break, I'll only post 10 images. All you have to do is simply advance the numbers. There's a lot for this one, over 100, so happy clicking

[masterthes]

Heh, since it seems like every forum on here has its own "news" section, I thought maybe I'd start one for this one. So, I'll keep an eye for any "adult" related news, such like what celeb will be doing Playboy next, that sort of stuff.

Anyway, I guess on a recent Conan, Denise Richards (a.k.a Mrs. Charlie Sheen) said she recently did a photoshoot for Playboy, so that's something to look forward to in the near future.

[masterthes]

You're taking a long time looking at this Brody :lol

[B1ade Runner]

Originally posted by masterthes
You're taking a long time looking at this Brody :lol :confused

[masterthes]

I was viewing the Who's Online thing earlier, and you must've viewed this thread for 5 minutes :lol

[Josh]

Shouldn't this be in Masterthese presents? Me confused.

[masterthes]

Well, it's work safe, but if you think it belongs there, you can feel free to move it there. I was just not sure it would get noticed in the shuffle.

[7therror]

Who really cares? I don't. She was naked in Wild Things. Besides there is just something about her looks that I don't like.

I know she is beautiful, but she isn't on my list.


Nuff said.

[Josh]

Well, Masterthes Presents is like The Blend Nudity News Network.

BNNN!

:lol

[masterthes]

And so it was, so it shall be written :lol

[Into]

:lol

master, you need start using that in your thread titles!

[masterthes]

what? BNNN?

[masterthes]

Anyway, about the Denise Richards Playboy, she's wimping out and only doing topless. Godamnit. :lol

[Into]

Originally posted by masterthes
what? BNNN?

:yes

What did you think I meant?;)

[masterthes]

I don't know, for some strange reason I thought you meant and so it was, so it shall be written. I'm odd like that :lol

[Into]

:blat

I'm worried about you, buddy.:lol

[crappertay]

Originally posted by masterthes
Anyway, about the Denise Richards Playboy, she's wimping out and only doing topless. Godamnit. :lol


That's like going to McDonalds and not Supersizing... you might as well not bother.

[masterthes]

Even though these pics are totally work safe and they are nowhere near as drool-worthy as the Meech pics, they're still pretty cool, plus it gives me something to post. Enjoy!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d734b3127cceb6fc9aed49520000001610
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http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d734b3127cceb6fc9a84c80b0000001610

[Brian]

UGHHHH!!!

[masterthes]

here were the highlights (back to NWS)

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d734b3127cceb6fcd87849e60000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d734b3127cceb6fcd879c8d70000001610

[masterthes]

Originally posted by Tripolie
UGHHHH!!!

Hey, what can I tell you, some guys dig her. I personally don't care that much about her. She seems like a cool person to hang out with, but I have no sexual urges for her whatsoever.

[Brian]

It's not just that, I just can't stand her. He pretends be really into punk rock and "hardcore" yet she was a gospel singer before the record companies picked her up. She couldn't even play a guitar a year ago and now she's always posing with them. Ugh, it's mainly because she's Canadian and tons of people think no good music comes out of Canada because of her, Celine Dion, Nickelback, etc... Blah, whatever.

[Into]

Ugh is right, Avril doesn't need to be in Maxim....Michelle Branch, I can see...but Avril, no.

[mike]

i don't get why every goes so crazy about those michelle branch pictures.

she looks very average to me. nicely lit and wardrobed. but average nonetheless.

if she wasn't michelle branch, and was just another anonymous maxim chick, people would be writing the editor complaining.

[Wiggum]

ipods are good. :)

[masterthes]

To make up for the Avril one, here are the Milla Maxim pics. Truth be told, I like her with longer hair, but I don't concentrate on the hair too much. Enjoy!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee58c1a16f0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee58cc20520000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee58cda1630000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee58c820560000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee58a0203e0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee58a1a10f0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee58ac20320000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee58ada1030000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee589da1330000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee589a20040000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee5899a1370000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee5884201a0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee588a20140000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d737b3127cceb6ee5889a1270000001610

[crappertay]

:thumbup

Good work my son!



As for Avril... she always has that skanky "too much make-up especially around the eyes" thing going on which always makes me think that without it she's not just skanky but plain uuuuugly.

Plus the girl looks ready to disappear up her own ass... even when she tries to smile.

[masterthes]

Ok guys, have something new for you. Vid of a very hot girl in a bikini on her webcam. She doesn't show anything, but seriously guys, she is f*cking hot, so enjoy! Oh, by the way, its in a loop.

Hot tease (http://www.chiride.com/video/hotcurves.html)

[masterthes]

Yep, all in a day's work. I should get paid for this, I tell you :lol

[Brian]

Originally posted by masterthes
Ok guys, have something new for you. Vid of a very hot girl in a bikini on her webcam. She doesn't show anything, but seriously guys, she is f*cking hot, so enjoy! Oh, by the way, its in a loop.

Hot tease (http://www.chiride.com/video/hotcurves.html)

404

[masterthes]

Sorry man.

[masterthes]

Enjoy!

Ami 1 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c0d84e2330000001610)
Ami 2 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c0d8363040000001610)
Ami 3 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c0d8163060000001610)
Ami 4 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c0276236e0000001610)
Ami 5 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c0247a26f0000001610)
Ami 6 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c0223a20b0000001610)
Ami 7 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c0216230e0000001610)
Ami 8 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c02ec23f40000001610)
Ami 9 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c02b9a2910000001610)
Ami 10 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c02aa23b20000001610)
Ami 11 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c02a823b00000001610)
Ami 12 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d700b3127cceb75c028da2a50000001610)

[masterthes]

Enjoy! I decided to link them because they might not be work safe

Kristen 1 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d706b3127cceb73dd7b391850000001610)
Kristen 2 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d706b3127cceb73defa410be0000001610)
Kristen 3 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d706b3127cceb73defa210b80000001610)

[masterthes]

This one doesn't sound too suprising, but Jillian Barberie was on the Howard Stern show recently stating she did a Playboy shoot which will come out early next year. More as this develops.

[masterthes]

With the release of her new movie Taxi, here are some images of the very lovely Gisele. God that Leo is one lucky bastard

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b509903100000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b5086823f0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b5085030c0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b512143300000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b512b433a0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b510143100000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b510d431c0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b51f343e20000001610

linking the rest
Gisele 1 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b5124c2050000001610)
Gisele 2 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b5164c2450000001610)
Gisele 3 (ttp://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b513b432a0000001610)
Gisele 4 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce25b3127cceb78b514d435c0000001610)

[masterthes]

I don't know why I'm reporting this, but maybe some of you might find it of interest


Source: http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/0/09B3688097A038DD80256F23000A2CF9!opendocument

CHER'S NUDE BIRTHDAY PLANS



Pop superstar CHER is planning to celebrate her 60th birthday in 2006 by posing in her birthday suit.

The singer-turned-actress, who turns 60 in May, 2006, wants to mark the occasion by posing nude for a men's magazine.

A source says, "She looks amazing and wants to capture her physical beauty."

According to America's IN TOUCH magazine, Cher plans to disrobe and show all on a beach in Hawaii.

[masterthes]

Umm...wow. Great example of a boob job

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce31b3127ccea86f296bd87d0000001610

[crappertay]

The only way Tara could look skankier in that photo would be if that sign said "For Sale". :p

[masterthes]

Funny and hot (http://www.exbyte.net/files/video/2b9a83f6e2cd808d78f0383a7b005d63_streakergoal.wmv)

[masterthes]

Seriously, this girl is HOT! Enjoy!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9afbb07f0000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9a8a313e0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9b6bf0770000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9b4ff0530000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9b33f02f0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9b06712a0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9be071cc0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9bedf0f10000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9bc871e40000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9bbe71920000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9ba6718a0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e9844b0c10000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e982b319e0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e98b331060000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce01b3127ccea95e991971340000001610

[masterthes]

Remember that girl I posted few pages back who got evaluated for Playboy on Howard Stern? Well, she's going to be in the March issue, so I'll be sure to post them when that time comes.

[masterthes]

from www.cndb.com

Full frontal nudity from the princess
Comment:

I refused to believe it when I first heard about it, but it's 100% true: Anne Hathaway shows off her ENTIRE body in this movie. I saw an advanced screening in Texas, and let me tell you, it's mind blowing. Only 15 minutes into it, young Anne is being felt up by an LA gangbanger and off comes her top. Her breasts are large with big, pink nipples. The lucky guy gets to suck on them for a minute. Later on, she gets out of bed fully nude to answer the door. You don't see much pubic action here, but there is a long, well-lit view of her behind. Half way through the movie is the scene that will probably ruin her career, at least with Disney. She pleasures herself with a vibrator in front of a group of onlookers. I was just expecting a quick muff-shot, but you see LIPS! There's no insertion shot, but that doesn't matter. I don't know about you, but I'm not used to seeing actual vagina in a Hollywood movie, just pubic hair (Anne's is very well-trimmed, BTW. So her reign as a princess is over. She is now Hollywood's new skin queen.

[crappertay]

We can but hope.

[masterthes]

Busty as all hell and legal too. I'm not going to post all the links but they go up to 75. Trust me, and take a look at this girl

http://www.adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/UPLOAD/Felicity%20Fey%2028.jpg
http://www.adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/UPLOAD/Felicity%20Fey%2029.jpg
http://www.adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/UPLOAD/Felicity%20Fey%2030.jpg
http://www.adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/UPLOAD/Felicity%20Fey%2031.jpg
http://www.adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/UPLOAD/Felicity%20Fey%2032.jpg

[Phantasm]

yuck.

[Brian]

You've let me down, masterthes. :yuck :bwhat

[masterthes]

Well, hopefully this might make it up

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b7705f15200000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b7706b15140000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b77054941b0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b77052941d0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b7704715380000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b77043153c0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b7704e94010000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b77032947d0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b77030947f0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b7703c94730000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b7702715580000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b77020946f0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b7702e94610000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b77015156a0000001610
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf20b3127ccea9b77004944b0000001610

[Phantasm]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
ew.

[crappertay]

What is this?

Mutant Boobie Week at the Saloon?

:lol

[Promithcuous]

Well, hopefully this might make it up

Thou art forgiven my son.

[Promithcuous]

Now that we have internet at home, she dared me to find a site that shows a full porn movie for free, without the need to download it first.
She claims it can't be done.

Now before I start a proper investigation of my own, I'd like to know if there is a porn master among you who has heard of such a site.

(And yeah, she is a bit kinky sometimes)

[Deus Ex Machina]

"My girlfriend dared me."

:blat

That's a new one. :lol

[masterthes]

I'm not clearly understanding you there.

[Into]

Sounds like he wants to know if there is a site that offers full streaming porno flicks....I guess.

[Josh]

Might I direct you here:

http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12198

Let me know once you read this so we can delete and or merge this.

[masterthes]

Ahh, then I don't know about that Mithrandir. Sorry

[Promithcuous]

make it so, captain

[masterthes]

Here they are!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a8a3b0c017000000016108AYsWLdk4btb
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a8a3b1b805700000016108AYsWLdk4btb
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a8a3b06017a00000016108AYsWLdk4btb
Denise 3 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a8a3b05804900000016108AYsWLdk4btb)
Denise 4 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a8a3b19805500000016108AYsWLdk4btb)
Denise 5 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a8a3b18016400000016108AYsWLdk4btb)
Denise 6 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a8a3b00017c00000016108AYsWLdk4btb)
Denise 7 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a8a3b03804f00000016108AYsWLdk4btb)
Denise 8 (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf28b3127cce9a8a3b0e017200000016108AYsWLdk4btb)

[Bordick]

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
"My girlfriend dared me."

:blat

That's a new one.

What........Girlfriends can't dare in New Mexico? :lol

[Promithcuous]

I'm not asking you to believe me, but she actually did dare me to do it.

[masterthes]

Virtual Bartender (http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm)

this gets pretty addicting. It's fun, plus the girl is hot. Try stuff out on her. I'll post a list later, but experiment, see what you can do. For starters, may I suggest "kiss".

[Promithcuous]

wow, she actually did a full striptease when I gave the command "naked"

[masterthes]

Very funny Mithrandir. Don't tease them. I wish there was something like this more adult. It's fun though, isn't it?

[masterthes]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf30b3127cce9b5ef58fdc3500000016108AYsWLdk4btb

Yes, this is her. Somebody already confirmed it.

[Promithcuous]

"server error"
And then I'm the one who shouldn't tease.
Tisk tisk tisk

[masterthes]

It'll be back up, don't worry, and at least there isn't a big security guy hiding the goodies :lol

[Promithcuous]

Here are some more funny commands:

fight

pillow fight

change

knee


Let me know what else you have discovered.
There's gotta be some more funny ones.

[masterthes]

Ok, maybe I'm not fully retired yet.

http://ezshare.de/files-en/135973/04dx.avi.html

Really hot girl named Jamie.

[crappertay]

More please :hibaby :lol

[masterthes]

Here are all the keywords for the virtual bartender:

http://napyfab.altervista.org/vb_kw.php

[masterthes]

http://www.goog.dk/flash/abc.php

[masterthes]

http://members.cox.net/tom_fuller/indx.htm

[masterthes]

http://members.fortunecity.com/ales/adri/nude01.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/ales/adri/nude02.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/ales/adri/nude07.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/ales/adri/nude03.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/ales/adri/nude05.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/ales/adri/nude06.jpg

[masterthes]

I have two versions. Here's a small version of the actual ad:

http://img143.exs.cx/img143/6697/pamad3wg.jpg

Here's a bigger version

http://img143.exs.cx/img143/4427/pam10247fy.jpg

[masterthes]

Here you go Tay

http://www.oyemag.com/images/eva1.jpg

http://www.oyemag.com/images/eva2.jpg

http://www.oyemag.com/images/eva3.jpg

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva_longoria/gm_l1.jpg

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva_longoria/gm_l2.jpg

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva_longoria/gm_l3.jpg

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva_longoria/gm_l4.jpg

http://www.davezdyrko.com/images2/evalongoria8.jpg

http://www.davezdyrko.com/images2/evalongoria9.jpg

http://www.davezdyrko.com/images2/evalongoria10.jpg

http://www.davezdyrko.com/images2/evalongoria11.jpg

[legna]

Mmmmmmm she officially makes my lesbian list of women I want to do.

[masterthes]

http://img70.exs.cx/img70/4889/18med8qz.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/8769/17med7qe.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/1538/16med0tv.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/3936/15med7fm.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/912/14med4pf.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/9616/13med3oc.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/7145/12med7mt.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/1671/11med2si.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/8046/10med9tg.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/2257/09med3pn.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/1151/08med7ng.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/767/07med4jb.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/7518/06med7lz.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/2307/05med6fe.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/5425/04med8it.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/617/03med3xv.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/3717/02med6tc.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/3207/01med6pz.jpg

[masterthes]

http://s3.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1LXWFIAUWFPJI1GRK6SQQVZUGR

There is a God!