Not Work Safe Thread (and guidelines)

[Matt]

Okay here are the new rules for NWS threads. Let's keep the placy tidy and safe for our female members.

#1 All NWS posts should stay in this thread only (Besides Masterthes who has his own thread :) )

#2 No Nudity is allowed in the forum. Linking to nudity is fine.


<b>MINORS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD</b> OR <b>MASTERTHES PRESENTS</b> THREAD. You will be banned from this forum if you abuse this.


Thank you,

Matt

[Wunjo]

Thought you all might get a kick out of this. Got in a random email today. :)

http://bjmorrison.com/tree.bmp

[Into]

:blat :laugh

That's ridiculous!:lol

[masterthes]

:lol Priceless

[legna]

OMG- Wayyy Too funny

[crappertay]

The Skank-ass Ho™ let's it hang loose (http://www.hosting-hub.com/filedeposit/uploads/10082004/jonieweblognl.2.jpg)

[masterthes]

Looks like a possible fake. I kinda feel bad for her. Her and her sister just got robbed and I think Nick Carter actually beat her.

[Taln Hess]

Originally posted by masterthes
Looks like a possible fake. I kinda feel bad for her. Her and her sister just got robbed and I think Nick Carter actually beat her. Hey master, wanna buy some beachfront property? I have some in Kansas I'm looking to sell... :)

[crappertay]

:blat

[Tick]

Funny writing about a guy who reports on his experience with Penis Enlargement Pills over a 60-day time period.

http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/


(Trip: Moved to NWS thread)

[Brian]

Best.Job.Ever

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/funny/fugly40811aw.jpg

[Taln Hess]

Shatner as you've never seen him before (http://www.livejournal.com/users/eyeno/169420.html?mode=reply)

You know FilmHobbit is lovin' it.

[crappertay]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh..... :blat


I feel violated :lol

[Josh]

Help! I'm blind.

[Brian]

That's just wrong. It's not safe anywhere, let alone work.

[crappertay]

The full video of that lame Cameron Diaz non-scandal (http://www.netornet.com/c/cam_dia/cameron_diaz_001.wmv)

[garfield hates mondays]

Originally posted by Taln Hess
Shatner as you've never seen him before (http://www.livejournal.com/users/eyeno/169420.html?mode=reply)

You know FilmHobbit is lovin' it.

Now I know what to put in MSA volume 3:lol

[crappertay]

Originally posted by smeagol wants fishess
Now I know what to put in MSA volume 3:lol


:eek

Shatner & ET gettin jiggy?!??! Yo one sick mo fo!

[Brian]

No more need for "What's you sign baby?"s

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/BOOBIES/aquarius.jpg

[crappertay]

Nice... er... jugs... er.... :lol

[garfield hates mondays]

YOWZA!! (http://www.zocalo.net/~mgr/Gallery/IMG_0359.jpg)

[garfield hates mondays]

http://www.gotlaughs.com/funpages/crazyluke.jpg

[crappertay]

/bans smeagol

[crappertay]

Celebrity Bra Size! (http://www.zipperfish.com/games/games.html)

From the creators of "Who's Boobs?" :D

[Matt]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040903/capt.wxs10409031504.multimedia_7308378_miss_universe_2004_wxs104.jpg

TV frame grab combination showing Miss Universe (news - web sites) 2004 Jennifer Hawkins of Australia as she hurries off the catwalk after unintentionally revealing her G-string during a fashion show in Sydney. Jennifer's Bora blue-and-gold gown became caught on her stiletto and fell down around her ankles exposing some of the assets that led to her being crowned Miss Universe in Quito in June(AFP/Sky News)


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040903/capt.sge.gjc49.030904083524.photo00.default-384x170.jpg

[masterthes]

Some say it might have been intentional, but that's very nice.

[Brian]

Attack of the Alledged Wardrobe Malfunctions II!

[crappertay]

Those crazy japs!

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/play.with.my.boobs/


:lol

[crappertay]

Smallville's Lois Lane nekkid in the worst movie ever (http://planetsuzy.com/forumimages/Erica_Durance_aka_Erica_Parker_5742_1_5.jpg)

[crappertay]

French electronica noodlists Air make weird and naughty video about porn to go with new single

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2537164

[crappertay]

What you were promised but didn't get to see in Eurotrip Unrated... kinda (http://img88.exs.cx/img88/9664/51303261.jpg)

[masterthes]

I want to say thats fake.

[Phantasm]

That'd sure be an odd place for her nipple to be.

[crappertay]

There's an ultra-high resolution pic at about 1500x1200 so I doubt it's fake. I'll try and find it.

[crappertay]

Hoooge version of that pic (http://www.stuartrwood.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/michelle_nipslip.jpg)


**second pic removed due to complaints by perverts** ;) :p

[Phantasm]

How can you call that second pic remotely legit? It's so very obvious that it's fake. Silly man.

[crappertay]

:rolling2

I dunno, I ain't a porn master. I just post what I find. You want legit, speak to masterthes :p

Look for em yourself in future. :lol

[Josh]

Find it myself? What do you think I am, some kind of perv?

:p

Get out there and find it for me. :lol

[Matt]

that's legit. C'mon, is she has on a tight dress and the breasts are tightly bound, that's how they would rise out of the dress.

Sigh... are Tay and I the only ones with boob knowledge? :rofl

[Phantasm]

When I said "How can you call that second pic remotely legit? It's so very obvious that it's fake. Silly man." I was talking about the obviously faked one where she has huge breasts.

[crappertay]

Why Renee shouldn't be blonde:

http://img43.exs.cx/img43/4788/nerble_-_renee_zellweger_elle_04.jpg

[crappertay]

http://www.buffy.nu/IMG/jpg/michelle-trachtenberg-toronto-photoshoot-hq-1.jpg

[crappertay]

Tara Reid's boobjob gives her freaky mutant nipples (http://people.freenet.de/urzeitmensch2/Tara_Reid_P_Diddys_Ball_25.jpg)


Money well spent :yuck

[masterthes]

interesting fake.

[crappertay]

Fake? What the boob?


A whole page dedicated to Tara falling out her dress while too pissed to notice or care (http://www.thatsjustnotright.com/movies/hires/tarareid/)

[masterthes]

Sorry Tay, I just saw the rest of the pics on another board. God, didn't she get her boobs done a while ago? You'd think the scarring would be gone by now.

[crappertay]

Harsh lesson to learn on why cosmetic plastic surgery is bad.


This wasn't me that made this image, but it sums it up pretty well :lol

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/6285/totalrecall.jpg
"Open your mind..."

:D

[crappertay]

Britney GQ outtake peekaboo! (http://people.freenet.de/bobbdeep/BritneySpears-GQ-28.jpg)

[masterthes]

Now THAT is fake. Old pic. The coat covers up the boob, but it's still a nice pic.

[Witch King]

I heard about this on PTI today and had to see if it was in here. Sure enough, just as disturbing as I imagined.

[crappertay]

Sneaky peek at Denise Richards Playboy shoot (http://img121.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img121&image=DeniseRichardsPlayboyPhoto11.jpg)

[masterthes]

Tay, I respect you contributing to this thread and all, but look closely at that picture. The right breast is slightly larger than the left one.

[crappertay]

master, I respect you contributing to your own NWS thread and all but I have neither the time nor inclination to spend 20 minutes playing fake detective on every picture I find right down to comparing left and right breast size. Gimme a break.

[masterthes]

Sorry.

[crappertay]

Forgot requisite smiley...


:)


Didn't mean to come off quite that mean. :lol

[Wiggum]

My testicles aren't exactly the same size, I'm pretty sure they're not fake.
She's purty.

[crappertay]

Somebody just made W.O.W. :lol

[masterthes]

:lol Is the issue supposed to be out next month?

[legna]

My boobs are different sizes, one is even "perkier" than the other.

[crappertay]

Originally posted by legna
My boobs are different sizes, one is even "perkier" than the other.

Pinky and Perky :lol


Ok, that's a British joke, nobody else will get it :(

[Arctic]

most women naturally have different sized boobs. tis a fact.

and since when is master a good judge of whether boobs are fake or not? :p

[crappertay]

His user title doth decree it! :lol

[masterthes]

Actually, I'm a pretty poor expert on whether a girl's boobs are fake or not. I was saying the picture itself was a fake, in my view. Mostly because I have seen this picture on another board and people there seem pretty confident that it's fake, but we will have to see.

[moviegirl11]

People have confirmed that this was mentioned on Access hollywood so its probably not a photochop job.

(not work safe)
http://img96.exs.cx/img96/4365/roses.jpg


Too fricken funny! She must be majorly trashed otherwise how could she not notice right away that she was falling out of her dress like that???

ETA: confirmed:
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/11092004_ent_tarareid.html

[masterthes]

moviegirl, Tay already posted this in the Not Work Safe thread, but thank you anyway :)

[Witch King]

They've been talking about it on PTI every day, too.

[Promithcuous]

In case some of you are still wondering why George Bush got so many votes: here's why (http://www.rudeb.messageboard.nl/bbforum/files/bush05.jpg)

[Promithcuous]

And here (http://www.rudeb.messageboard.nl/bbforum/files/20041022_trouwfoto.jpg) 's a wedding pic to remember.

[moviegirl11]

Sorry bout that! I'm not that familiar with this forum :\

I just cant stand tara reid and got all over-excited at the opportunity to laugh at her.

[masterthes]

No worries, all is forgiven

[crappertay]

Here they are:

The REAL Denise Richards pictures... how do I know... because the Playboy article is visible on some of the scans...

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/6753/DENISE3.jpg

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/3333/DENISE6.jpg

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/3931/DENISE7.jpg

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/508/DENISE8.jpg

http://img106.exs.cx/img106/508/DENISE9.jpg

[blueteeth]

I saw that picture too. What, was everyone totally stoned at that party? I mean, even Paris Hilton arrived without underwear with all of herself showing!

[crappertay]

Originally posted by blueteeth
I saw that picture too. What, was everyone totally stoned at that party? I mean, even Paris Hilton arrived without underwear with all of herself showing!
It was P. Diddy's party, I bet there was a whole lotta herbal remedies floating around that little soiree. :lol

And the whole Paris thing doesn't surprise me. She does it deliberately now just to play up her cheap whore image.

[Josh]

Cool to see Moviegirl in the NotWorkSafe! Thanks for the link MG.

[moviegirl11]

oooh I know! I feel so dirty now. Gotta go take a shower or say the rosary or something ;)

[Josh]

Originally posted by moviegirl11
oooh I know! I feel so dirty now. Gotta go take a shower or say the rosary or something ;) Really. Shame on you! ;)

[Witch King]

http://www.bradthegame.com/jones/pilgrim.jpg

Why is that the first image result if I run a search for pilgrim?
:bwtf

[crappertay]

http://www.stuartrwood.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/cake.jpg

http://www.sportznutz.com/columns/chesters_corner/janet_sb.jpg

Striking similarity I thought.


God I was bored! :lol

[Promithcuous]

And have you had this problem before, that you were seeing celebrity's breasts in random objects?

[crappertay]

I think I saw Natalie Portman while eating fried eggs last week :lol

[Promithcuous]

In that case, could you please tell me where you get the mushrooms you eat with your eggs?

[crappertay]

:lol

[Wiggum]

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you
doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my
cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the
monkey and they have some joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's
going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard,
helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter
with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the
tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how
his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a
drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks
into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing
a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

[Promithcuous]

:rofl MAO

[garfield hates mondays]

:lol

[Promithcuous]

Boy, that really brings back memories.
If you have been a pothead during at least part of your life, you can really imagine the monkey's reaction. I know I can.

[legna]

http://www.okaycupid.com/slut
Said I was a 55% Slut.

[Wiggum]

70%
My twenties had a lot to do with that score.
I'm reformed.
:)
sort of.
:)

[Promithcuous]

53%. Apparently this means that you are bigger sluts than I am.:D
(Don't blame me Legna, blame the makers of the test)

[Witch King]

23%

[Yulin]

47%

[Josh]

I'm 58%. Penalized for my upbringing! Not fair!

[crappertay]

Who says celebrity ain't glamourous... (http://uploadforo3.webcindario.com/imagenes/ondanetGoldieHawn.jpg)

[Promithcuous]

"Esta carpeta NO tiene una página de inicio correcta, o no esta autorizado a consultar esta página o fichero."

I don't speak Spanish, but for some reason or the other I think I'm not allowed to go in there.

[Matt]

Natalie Portman from her movie. The shots they didn't want us to see. I think. LOL (http://www.deansplanet.com/natalie_portman-thong.html)

[Josh]

All but the middle group are actually in the movie.

And the middle group looks completely fake.... I think.

Anyway, no nudity in any of those pics.

[garfield hates mondays]

what movie is this, lol

[fafhrd]

Originally posted by Smizzle
what movie is this, lol

The Closer, I think.

Fafhrd

[Phantasm]

Heh.. "The Closer" Is it about someone who closes things?

It's "Closer" As in nearer too.

[Valkary]

81% on the slut-o-meter. what do I win?