POLICE LINEUP I: Just the facts!

[crappertay]

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"What the hell kind of maggot do you think you are? Don't come in to my goddamn forum and swan about like your like the Lord God himself, identify yourself!!! Answer these questions about your sorry ass before I decide to kick it in to the next world. And don't you lie to me scumbag!!!"


What is your real first name?
How old are you?
Where do you live?
What's your job?
Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Give me one random interesting fact about you.

[garfield hates mondays]

What is your real first name?
matt


How old are you?
23 in a few weeks


Where do you live?
Oakdale, PA (like 3 minutes outside Pittsburgh)


What's your job?
Desktop Artist at Valassis (the place responsible for most of your junk mail and about half of the coupons they stick in the Sunday paper, sorry!)


Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
in a relationship


Give me one random interesting fact about you.
whelp,

[Captain Murphy]

1. What is your real first name?
Kyle
2. How old are you?
22
3. Where do you live?
Raleigh, NC
4. What's your job?
I start at Blockbuster Wednesday... I should make a thread about it.
5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Single and ready for love.
6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I am stronger and better looking than Tay.

[Witch King]

What is your real first name?
Robert (Robbie to friends)

How old are you?
22

Where do you live?
Kennewick, WA

What's your job?
N/A at the moment. Recently left a job as a sports writer for the Daily Evergreen.

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Single

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I was a butler for the Haunted Mansion in the Magic Kingdom of Walt Disney World.

[Matt]

What is your real first name?
Matthew, legally. Matt to everybody but my first grade teacher.

How old are you?
34 on 3/26

Where do you live?
Griffin, Ga

What's your job?
teacher

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Married to Bethany

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I once met Matt Damon while he was trying to mack on some chick. I just nodded and he gave me the "that's right!" head nod. :lol

[fafhrd]

What is your real first name?
Jason

How old are you?
28

Where do you live?
Tallahasse, Florida

What's your job?
PhD student- Military History. I also TA in my department.

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Quite taken, but not yet married.

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I sign all my posts with my screen name. Like this:

Fafhrd

[UnkaWookie]

1. What is your real first name?
We are Matt, Resistance is futile.

2. How old are you?
29

3. Where do you live?
San Diego

4. What's your job?
Compliance at an investment firm

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Very shacked up in sin.

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I have never paid for a car.

[Phantasm]

1. What is your real first name?
Kevin

2. How old are you?
30

3. Where do you live?
The Shenandoah Valley of Virginia

4. What's your job?
Full time grad student, part time network administrator/system engineer

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Still single, ladies!

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

[LadyShelley]

1. What is your real first name?
Shelley

2. How old are you?
37

3. Where do you live?
Colorado

4. What's your job?
I work at the nature and science museum

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Married

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I have never been in a Starbucks and never had their coffee

[Abscynthe]

1. What is your real first name?
Nikki

2. How old are you?
30

3. Where do you live?
Loganville, GA

4. What's your job?
Industrial Engineer at AT&T

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Very much so happily married

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I have six tattoos.

[Darth Tater]

1. What is your real first name?
Chris

2. How old are you?
36 (that will change on 3/21)

3. Where do you live?
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

4. What's your job?
Credit Analyst at Viterra (a grain company, both input sales and grain handling)

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Happily married with an awesome 2-year-old rugrat

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I have lost 13 pounds since January 8th!

[Binkleywalker]

1. What is your real first name?
Andrew
2. How old are you?
36
3. Where do you live?
Clinton MD., not far from Andrews AFB
4. What's your job?
Anyone hiring?
5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Single, with the goal of being shacked up in sin
6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I was almost a high school drop out.

[crappertay]

What is your real first name?
Stuart

How old are you?
28

Where do you live?
Dundee, Scotland.

What's your job?
Retail Manager. woop woop!

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Shacked up very in sin.

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
Teri Hatcher once tried to sue Josh because of something I copied from IMDb in the Celebrity Stink forum.

[Link]

What is your real first name?
Charlie

How old are you?
28

Where do you live?
Portland, OR

What's your job?
Storage Administrator(That's computer backup stuff)

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Single

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I never took the SATs

[Bordick]

What is your real first name?
William

How old are you?
I'm legal

Where do you live?
Queens

What's your job?
Freelance

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
None of the Above

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I can open beer bottles with my belly button

[Sharky]

1. What is your real first name?

Brian

2. How old are you?

Old enough,baby.

3. Where do you live?

New York-Long Island.

4. What is your Job?

I am The LAW!

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?

Married..with children

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.


I have the love of Jesus in my pretty green eyes.

[Mack]

<B>1. What Is Your Real First Name?</B>
McKenzie

<B>2. How Old Are You?</B>
20

<B>3. Where Do You Live?</B>
Bloomington, Indiana

<B>4. What Is Your Job?</B>
English Major at Indiana University and Editor here at Cinema Blend

<B>5. Are You Single/Married/Shacked Up In Sin?</B>
Single

<B>6. Give Me One Random Interesting Fact About You.</B>
I'm a really good foosball player.

[Wiggum]

<B>1. What Is Your Real First Name?</B>
McKenzie



Really?


1. What Is Your Real First Name?
Ian

2. How Old Are You?
35

3. Where Do You Live?
Madison, WI

4. What Is Your Job?
Professional Gentleman of Leisure

5. Are You Single/Married/Shacked Up In Sin?
Engaged

6. Give Me One Random Interesting Fact About You.
Four tattoos

[Mack]

Really?


Yeah, I was named after Mack McKenzie from <I>Knots Landing</I>.





I wish that was a joke.

[Wiggum]

:lol

So as opposed to the man with the two first names, you're the man with the two last names?

See, because I DO read the rest of the site, I've only seen you as credited as Mack Rawden (or something akin).

Because I DO read the rest of the site.

[Pwalex]

What is your real first name?
Alex

How old are you?
19

Where do you live?
Toronto, Ontario

What's your job?
Pretentious film student

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Single

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I lived in India for a year when I was 10.

[Svoboda]

What is your real first name?
Joshua

How old are you?
22

Where do you live?
Raleigh, NC

What's your job?
Video editor... (dun lyke)

Are you single/marries/shacked up in sin?
Single

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I can throw a football 70 yards.

[Evil Dead Junkie]

What is your real first name?

Bryce

How old are you?

22

Where do you live?

LA

What's your job?

Student/Bitch Monkey

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?

Let's just say I have Woody Allen Syndrome by which I don't mean I **** young Asian girls who where entrusted to me.

Give me one random interesting fact about you.

I kill for fun.

[Into]

1. What is your real first name?

Chris

2. How old are you?

26

3. Where do you live?

Virginia

4. What's your job?

CB Admin ;)

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?

In a relationship.

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.

I lived in France for a year when I was 1-2 years old. (sorry, Pwalex!:lol)

[NotSoSecretAgent]

1. What is your real first name?
Daniel. A lot of people call me Dan though.

2. How old are you?
20.

3. Where do you live?
Long Beach, California.

4. What's your job?
Music Seller at Barnes & Noble. And a student.

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Single.

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I've met Jerry Bruckheimer like three times.

[Dawn]

What is your real first name?

Lisa

How old are you?

38

Where do you live?

TN

What's your job?

Landscaping

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?

Yes!

Give me one random interesting fact about you.

There isn't one.

[Matt]

Welcome to CB, Dawn!

[Dawn]

Thank you! :)

[Tanje]

What is your real first name?
Dinell

How old are you?
37

Where do you live?
Aston, PA (suburb of Philly)

What's your job?
Printer

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Married

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I have a 176 bowling average

*I must be blind, I looked for a thread like this when I started posting again and I couldn't find it lol*

[Wiggum]

Welcome Dawn & Tanje!

[Bethany]

What is your real first name?
Bethany

How old are you?
25

Where do you live?
Georgia

What's your job?
Teacher

Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Married to Matt

Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I stayed with a rich Japanese family in Tokyo for a week when I was a teenage for a homestay and their toilet did not have a handle to flush it. So I had to try to figure out which of the buttons flushed the toilet and since I did not read kanji I got sprayed with water and steamed with hot air before I finally figured it out.

[Svoboda]

Three sea shells?

[stenz]

1. What is your real first name?
Eric

2. How old are you?
early 30 something

3. Where do you live?
Near Boston

4. What's your job?
I own a software consulting firm.

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Married.

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I've lived in Bermuda.

[MartyRotten]

1. What is your real first name? Marty
2. How old are you? 44, and still a failure
3. Where do you live? God's Toilet (aka Los Angeles)
4. What's your job? I work for the State
5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin? I"m too ugly and stupid to have a serious relatinoship with anyone and I"m sick and tired of users so I'm single and that's not going to change.
6. Give me one random interesting fact about you. I'm also overweight

[dolph lundgren]

1. What is your real first name?
Chris

2. How old are you?
25

3. Where do you live?
Outside Boston

4. What's your job?
Graphic Artist

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
I have a gf.

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I taught myself how to juggle in about 2 minutes one day.

[electricloseyland]

1. What is your real first name? Steve

2. How old are you? 29

3. Where do you live? Just outside of DC

4. What's your job? Reporter

5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin? Sin sin sin.

6. Give me one random interesting fact about you. I once went inside a burning building as research for a newspaper story I wrote about firefighter training.

[sikasso46]

1)What is your real first name?
Jess

2)How old are you?
18

3)Where do you live?
Boston, England

4)What's your job?
Travel and Tourism Student

5)Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Have a boyfriend, though using me. Not for long:)

6)Give me one random interesting fact about you.
Lived in France for 6 years. Hopefully moving to Canada in a few more.

[brassguy]

1. What is your real first name?
Tristan
2. How old are you?
20
3. Where do you live?
NJ/NC
4. What's your job?
Student
5. Are you single/married/shacked up in sin?
Single
6. Give me one random interesting fact about you.
I don't eat pigs, my favorite animal.