POLICE LINEUP III: Mugshots!

[crappertay]

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg
"This one's simple maggots. Post a recent picture of yourself lest we might revel in the amusement of how ugly y'all are! Jesus H. Christ, you're so ugly you'll probably die a virgin!!!!

Seeing as you couldn't have been any worse than you are now, for extra points, post a picture of yourself from the 80s (if you're that goddamn old you need a zimmer) or the 90s so we can laugh at your goofy hair and clothes"

[garfield hates mondays]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/mattsinopoli/calendar/thefamilysmall.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/mattsinopoli/calendar/me.jpg

[Witch King]

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01245/21/36/1245496312_l.jpg

[Matt]

http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/images/admins/zmatt/bethanymatt28.JPG
http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/images/admins/zmatt/(49528).JPG
http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/imagehosting/21469190c294fed.jpg
http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/imagehosting/214670897044bb9.jpg
http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/imagehosting/214628e954296af.jpg

[Captain Murphy]

http://a169.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_854ffb599bb15244de6177984eb28b98.jpg

[crappertay]

That's called attempted rape, Murph.

Chicks don't dig getting laid that way :nope

[Captain Murphy]

:lol That's actually my sister. A little Christmas Eve beating.

[Matt]

Your sister is cute! ;)

[crappertay]

:lol That's actually my sister.

That did not improve my view of that picture. :lol I thought only the southern states were in to that kinda mess.

[Matt]

He is in a Southern state. :lol but we don't condone such things in Georgia.

[legna]

http://f5c.yahoofs.com/personals/4781c8bfzac3f4bee/personals-1199687213-262798/__sr_/1199948270phpVbV1a0.jpg?psAm8mHBv2LlTmWU

[Deus Ex Machina]

Your sister is cute! ;)

It's true. Is she older than you Murph? Her getting all the good genes might explain a lot.

Lookin' good Legna. Is that recent?

[Witch King]

I thought you looked more like a woman and less like a red x, Legna.

[Darth Tater]

http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/imagehosting/10952479c21873bb7d.jpg

[crappertay]

Ne pas le photo du Legna, :(

[crappertay]

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v142/74/121/701045678/n701045678_247409_8444.jpg


Expressing my frustration at Cap's juvinile posts:
http://photos-678.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v151/74/121/701045678/n701045678_244564_1849.jpg



Here is Scotland we start drinking at 12, you can note the age of this photo well by the 35mm cameras we had to resort to on nights out. None of this digital pish:
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v181/74/121/701045678/n701045678_378123_4670.jpg

[Matt]

ha ha you do look young in that pick. I like that second pick. Pretty cool.

[Captain Murphy]

Tay, you were a ****ing geek. :lol

[Matt]

Not that I agree with you but at least he can use past tense verbs in regards to "geekness"

[Bordick]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j48/bordick/Billysmoke2.jpg

[Captain Murphy]

Not that I agree with you but at least he can use past tense verbs in regards to "geekness" I don't know what you're talking about.

[legna]

Sorry- the place I linked from moved the names... here they are again:

http://bp1.blogger.com/_Dk4DKdfRqA4/R50N8YYprPI/AAAAAAAAAMg/YyuAFDjIUAY/s1600-h/1199687871phpcPk1mc.jpg
http://bp2.blogger.com/_Dk4DKdfRqA4/R50N8oYprQI/AAAAAAAAAMo/9DjpJCS_igg/s1600-h/1199948270phpVbV1a0.jpg
http://bp3.blogger.com/_Dk4DKdfRqA4/R50N84YprRI/AAAAAAAAAMw/yP9kQizW76I/s1600-h/1199948697php4Nn45x.jpg

What the hell??? the codes are right why are they not showing?????? Well I linked them- I can't get them to just show up. These were taken about a year ago, except that first link which was when I was 18 (10 years ago)

[crappertay]

Tay, you were a ****ing geek. :lol
This from Mister Grandpa-sweater?!?! Did your gramma knit it for you?

At least my photo is 10 years old. :lol


Still no Legna photos. :(

[Link]

I have the Legna photos.....



BTW, still looking georgous babe. :p

[legna]

Ohhhhh- The EVIL G word....

[Captain Murphy]

This from Mister Grandpa-sweater?!?! Did your gramma knit it for you? Oh Tay... You can barrow it anytime you like. :)

[Queen of Cups]

http://www.photogrove.com/gallery/albums/album707/S1050090.sized.jpg

Here I am, in all my new haircut glory. lol

[crappertay]

Oh Tay... You can barrow it anytime you like. :)

Dude, the only person on the board who would ever ask for that is Ol' Poppa Wiggum.

[masterthes]

I'm the one in the blue

http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/imagehosting/17479d6722a8139.jpg

[Wiggum]

Dude, the only person on the board who would ever ask for that is Ol' Poppa Wiggum.

Not so much :lol

[Mack]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa254/DrMack13/mackcase.jpg

[Wiggum]

:rofl, you just get off the train you hopped?

[crappertay]

:lol
<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PINxfouNQFw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed>

[Wiggum]

:lol Tay

This is me thinking about how I'm going to destroy the Rockie Mountains

http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/imagehosting/56479dfc5006214.jpg

[Matt]

I like contemplative Wiggum.

[Wiggum]

I wasn't actually contemplating, I was watching my liver run away to Mexico.

[Wiggum]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/mattsinopoli/calendar/me.jpg


Did you accuse me of having a hair-don't :lol

That being said, you Matts do a good job of making the lesser half of a good looking couple.

[crappertay]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3192/robowiggumhk6.jpg

[Wiggum]

Nice! :lol

[Svoboda]

http://a973.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_a51cb5a0ba27156f1a00fbe5c151b8ec.jpg
TFR for life.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/dookjones/JoshFish.jpg?t=1201548743
2 lbs short of the state record.

http://a783.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_75c198e0c4da8fe36e8e2d107636f066.jpg

[Wiggum]

Ignore the woman, she's a spoiled, rotten tart.

But she did make for a really good photo, that light is amazing.

[Svoboda]

No, thats just God... warning me.

[Wiggum]

:lol

[Pwalex]

Ah ****, finding pictures of myself is a bitch. These were all scoured from facebook, and none of them are particularly flatering... but I guess that's why this is for "mugshots".

Also, it should be noted that the majority of pictured of me seem to be from nights of drinking.

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v133/133/46/172002066/n172002066_33902425_6793.jpg

http://photos-050.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v155/12/40/1656660050/n1656660050_83635_2305.jpg

On set as 1st AD:

http://photos-380.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v155/47/73/172008380/n172008380_34244274_339.jpg

This one was another film shoot where I was a grip/PA, and in order to try and get a cleaner soundtrack they stuck me out in traffic in hopes that I could slow down the cars and cause less sound... this picture was taken around midnight... in November... oh, and it failed and they had to rebuilt the audio track from scratch in the end anyway...

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v152/218/43/172007345/n172007345_34168278_2828.jpg

[Matt]

It's not too hard being the lesser half. :lol

[Matt]

No, thats just God... warning me.

:lol Good pic though

[Evil Dead Junkie]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh240/evildeadjunkie/DSC01247.jpg

I'd like to note that I've lost about 15 pounds since this picture was taken.

Also The it was a holiday party where a cheesy sweater was required.


EDIT Bonus points for anyone who can find the Gangs Of New York Reference I painted on my friends wall in a drunken frenzy. It's in plain view.

[Josh]

<a href=http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=585420252>me</A>

[Matt]

First EDJ sighting!

[Josh]

For some reason I pictured EDJ as looking like Jerry Garcia.

[crappertay]

Is it just me or does EDJ look like Mack's less hirsute brother. :lol

[Wiggum]

For some reason I pictured EDJ as looking like Jerry Garcia.

Me too, but older.

[Abscynthe]

Is it just me or does EDJ look like Mack's less hirsute brother. :lol

It is definitely not you :lol

[Aaron]

http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/imagehosting/2394479fa9b13c77a.jpg

[Aaron]

Me, very tired.

[crappertay]

I love the guy in EDJ's pic who looks like he's just swiggin' a 5 gallon bottle of Smirnoff straight up. :lol

[Dohm]

http://boards.altgn.com/imagedump/9645b8e940d8842.jpg

http://boards.altgn.com/imagedump/9645da873c2ea75.jpg - middle

http://boards.altgn.com/imagedump/96461dc02c5de7c.jpg

http://boards.altgn.com/imagedump/96461dc02c8092b.jpg - Halloween costume last year

http://boards.altgn.com/imagedump/96472f8fb2e66a7.jpg

[Evil Dead Junkie]

Never Mind reading posts is fun!

[Abscynthe]

I may have finally taken a decent shot of myself, so as soon as I have the cable, I should be able to post an updated pic.

[Evil Dead Junkie]

I love the guy in EDJ's pic who looks like he's just swiggin' a 5 gallon bottle of Smirnoff straight up. :lol


Looks like :confused

[Stubblecat]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/Stubblecat/shit-eatinggrin.jpg

Dig the threads, yo! This is what 1976 looked like.

[NotSoSecretAgent]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/danielpwnz/beard.jpg

[zanarkand]

Aaron looks like a Mafia enforcer.
Don't make him come looking for you.

[crappertay]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/danielpwnz/beard.jpg

Dan auditioning for Meet the Spartans?

[Aaron]

Everyone says I look like something else. Most middle eastern people think I look Syrian. As for being a mafia enforcer...well...I know some guys. :lol

[Svoboda]

Dan auditioning for Meet the Spartans?

But does he have the ABS?!

[Witch King]

:lol
<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PINxfouNQFw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed>

The Littlest Cujo (http://cujo.ytmnd.com/)

[Into]

http://www.cinemablend.com/forum/images/admins/avatars/Chris/mohawk.jpg

Seriously!:lol

[Matt]

liar

[crappertay]

Into's setting himself up for a meeting with the Gunny.

[Into]

*motions for admin exemption*

Anonymity, retained.:p

[Matt]

anonymity only exists while you avoid posting in this thread. Once you post in thread, you lose your admin exemption. It's in the by-laws.

[Captain Murphy]

Yeah, Into. I've been waiting to see what you look like for a while now. I want to make sure I don't communicate with uglies. That's why I ignore all of Tay's IM's.

[Into]

anonymity only exists while you avoid posting in this thread. Once you post in thread, you lose your admin exemption. It's in the by-laws.

See, I thought that at first too, but then I figured I can do what I want and don't have to really post a picture, but I felt like I should post in this thread as well, so I compromised.

[Matt]

:lol you are very uptight. :lol have a sense of humor. :lol

[crappertay]

What the hell are you talking about Into. :lol

Are you on the run from the FBI?

[Matt]

He's really Cogito under the Witness Protection Program.

[crappertay]

Even EDJ manned up and posted a pic. Even if he is Mack's secret twin brother. :lol

[Into]

I guess I should have put a requisite smilie or ":lol" after that last post.. *shrugs*:p

[crappertay]

*Begins chant*

Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!

[Captain Murphy]

Yeah, do it, Into. Are you really a girl or something? That's it. If Into doesn't post, we all agree, he is a really a girl. An ugly fat one. :lol ;)

[Into]

Not happening, ladies. I've kept visual anonymity for 5 years now, not breaking it.:lol

[Captain Murphy]

Dude, next time I come to Virginia, we're getting drunk. And I'm taking a candid photo. And then you WILL be exposed on CB. So you can wait for me to come snap a picture, or you can give up this silly sherade and show us the goods!

[Into]

Good thing you let me know your plan. Now I'm going to get a restraining order.:lol

[Captain Murphy]

:rofl A lot of good it will do.

[Abscynthe]

Well, here I am:

<img src=http://psychoholic.net/nikki/absy.jpg width="400">

I hate the way I look in pictures.

Oh, and no need adjusting your monitor. I really am that pale.

[Matt]

Absy you look great! Bring back the old photo you had with you laying on the hearse. Old School Absy. NICE! ;)

[Stubblecat]

I like the way you look in pictures.

[NotSoSecretAgent]

He's really Cogito under the Witness Protection Program.

http://washcycle.typepad.com/home/images/crazy_old_man.jpg

[Abscynthe]

Aw, thank, y'all :blush

I have no idea where that old picture is. I haven't seen it since I posted it last, I believe. I'll see if I can hunt it down somewhere.

[Stubblecat]

Here's one of me during a training day. Note my shiny new bunker gear. $3000 worth of taxpayers' money!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/Stubblecat/Picture357.jpg

It was about 30 degrees celcius that day (somewhere in the high 90s) and after the live fire runthroughs were done most of us had lost a couple of pounds in rotten yucky sweat.

[Aaron]

Damn it. Absy is the hotness. Pic needs more tattoo though.

[Matt]

http://washcycle.typepad.com/home/images/crazy_old_man.jpg
:rofl that's EXACTLY how I always pictured him.

[crappertay]

:rofl NotSo

Absy > cute :)

[Abscynthe]

I can bring on more tattoo. I need Chris to take pictures of my arm now that it's completed anyways.

I do love the fact that I don't think I look 30 in that pic at all ;)

[legna]

Absy- I think you are cute too....

[Evil Dead Junkie]

Even EDJ manned up and posted a pic. Even if he is Mack's secret twin brother. :lol

Is it bad that I don't get this.

Aside from the fact that we're both husky belligerent assholes who love alcohol more then oxygen, we seem to have different, hair, eye color, and builds.

Or is Denial not simply a river in Africa?

[Darth Tater]

Absy- I think you are cute too....
Hmm...I've now seen pictures of Legs (cute) and a picture of Absy (also cute) and Legs thinks Absy is cute....

Sorry, my mind wandered! :dancingpickle:

[crappertay]

Behave! :nope :p

[Darth Tater]

Sorry!