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daverovan
10-07-2008, 05:36 AM
my wife is not faithful to me, she doesn't know that I know about it. waht should I do?
Wiggum
10-07-2008, 09:04 AM
Probably not ask for advice from people you don't know on the internet.

But I'm old and remember actually talking to people made of flesh.
Dustin
10-07-2008, 01:29 PM
Take her to an isolated farm and feed her to a pack of feral pigs.

But I've read <i>Hannibal</i> one too many times.


....one too many times being once.
moviegirl11
10-07-2008, 01:39 PM
:bwhat
Wiggum
10-07-2008, 02:29 PM
Just so you know, feral pigs aren't an option anymore.
Dustin
10-07-2008, 02:36 PM
Ok, then train a pack of potbellied pigs...that's creepier anyway.
moviegirl11
10-07-2008, 02:40 PM
lets throw in some pygmy goats to keep it interesting in a miniature sort of way...

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/26/goats_lead_wideweb__470x352,0.jpg
Matt
10-07-2008, 02:55 PM
I'd do her mom if I were you.
Wiggum
10-07-2008, 02:58 PM
I've done her mom.

Wouldn't recommend.

It's like a bowl of tomato soup that's hit room temperature.
















It's my birthday, so I'm taking that as my crass post for the year.
Dustin
10-07-2008, 02:58 PM
Matt may have something there...
Matt
10-07-2008, 03:00 PM
Feeling like tomato soup is one thing, feeling like salsa means you better go to the clinic.
Wiggum
10-07-2008, 03:03 PM
Least that texture will give you a little rubbin' on the chubbin'
Dustin
10-07-2008, 03:04 PM
...and Wiggum has outgrossed me.
Matt
10-07-2008, 03:08 PM
Least that texture will give you a little rubbin' on the chubbin'

That's what the sides are for. If you aren't touching the sides you are in too large of a pool.
Dustin
10-07-2008, 03:10 PM
Oooh ooh OOOOHHH! I got it!

Make the cheating bitch watch 90210!
Wiggum
10-07-2008, 03:11 PM
We need to move on before we get, understandbly, internet smacked by MG and Absy.
Matt
10-07-2008, 03:14 PM
This is the Lobby. Nothing matters here. :lol
Dustin
10-07-2008, 03:19 PM
Nothing really matters, anyone can see...

Nothing really matters toooo meeeeeeeeeeeeee
Abscynthe
10-07-2008, 03:20 PM
Hey, if the bitch is cheating on her man, she gets what she deserves.
Dustin
10-07-2008, 03:24 PM
Hey, if the bitch is cheating on her man, she gets what she deserves.

... which is forced viewing of 90210!
GodNnelg
10-07-2008, 03:45 PM
90210 was meant for girls. :-(
Wiggum
10-07-2008, 04:02 PM
:lol Glen.

I loved 90210 while it was on.

Say whatever you want about Tori Spelling but I :*kiss* Donna

http://www.naephe.de/90210/stars/bilder/tori1.jpg

And half of the other ladies that they had on through the years
Dustin
10-07-2008, 04:03 PM
90210 was meant for girls. :-(

Perhaps, but my fiance now refuses to watch it after she talked me into doing the recaps for the damn show.


She's evil like that.
Matt
10-08-2008, 02:45 AM
Dustin, I suggest you start cheating on her with this guy's wife. It's the only thing you can do.
Miss Inserts
10-08-2008, 08:59 PM
Yeah it isn't nice when someone is being unfaithful.
Guzzi
10-08-2008, 09:34 PM
Maybe you should talk to her about it?

I know it's a wild idea but I hear it works occasionally.