Lost Fisherman.

[Renzyz]

I'm new to the area and love to fish. I've heard salmon were running at delta clearwater but not sure where to go in delta. I'm not expecting your honey hole, just a place to catch some fish. Any advice you can give to help me out would be appreciated. Thanks for the help.

[Wiggum]

A buddy of mine fishes for sturgeon during Wisconsin winters.

With a spear and an ice awl.

He has told me that your spirit is weak, and shouldn't be allowed to pollute our rivers.

[Wiggum]

That's not a fish!

This is a fish!

http://www.riversportfishing.com/images/sturgeon%20pics/Sharon-R.-Sturgeon-1.jpg

Seriously though, he's one of the few that gets permits to fish for sturgeon up here.

Enormous fish, and the regulation of how you can catch them are very, very strict. So he digs a hole in the ice, as all ice fishermen do, then waits for one to go by, then spears it, and hopes to hell that he can get it out of the water.

Personally, they scare me.