User Titles

[Matt]

Okay, most of ya can tell we have a nice LOTR user title theme.

So, once you reach the Istari level, you make request to me a personal title.

Moderators, you can also request.


Be warned, If someone catches my fancy, I might change your usertitle first! lol

Make your requests here (Istari Level Only)

[NotSoSecretAgent]

Egg Salad Junkie

[Kerstique]

are we doing lotr custom titles again?? this year i'd like to be Haleth, son of Háma

[Cogito]

Done and done.

Ich bin ein Uber-Admin also, see, so you gotta remember to kiss my ass also, not just Matt!

[Matt]

Cogs said done and done..but yet... I don't see a user title change. Heh heh, I'll do it.

Kersti if we are doing a custom LOTR theme again, we haven't started it yet. But I'll go ahead and change yours to that.

[Cogito]

Crap! I THOUGHT they were supposed to change retrospectively! I did change em, and then checked with a refresh, but they didn't change -- I thought they were supposed to, but then I figured, well maybe something changed.

I guess I'm an unter-Admin, uh? :)

[Kerstique]

yyyeah... Thanks Matt you're so competent and smart!



[/asskiss]

[Matt]

lol I wish you would get rid of the unibrow. I had to drop her from my top 5 over that. lol

[Kerstique]

I ditched the sig because your wit and charm won me over!

[NotSoSecretAgent]

Oh, oh, I'd like my title to be changed to "Central American Whatnot."

I promise I won't ask for another. Thanks.

[Cogito]

Done. And don't thank me, thank the Hobbit.

[Abscynthe]

I'd like mine to be "Freaky Dutch Bastard"

No, I'm not Dutch, nor am I a bastard, but it's an inside joke with my husband and I. You would've had to be there to understand.

[Tick]

Sure, make Dutchie jokes behind my back :blat

[Abscynthe]

:noevil

[Matt]

Making fun of the Dutch is almost mandatory around here.

[crappertay]

To quote Sir Michael Caine;

"There's only two things I can't stand - people who are intolerate of other people's cultures, and the Dutch..."

[NotSoSecretAgent]

Originally posted by crappertay
To quote Sir Michael Caine;

"There's only two things I can't stand - people who are intolerate of other people's cultures, and the Dutch..."

Eww, Goldmember, eww, ewwwwww.

[crevette]

Hmmm...

I personally would like my Indian name "Spanks With Elves".

But if you can think of something better, no matter how derogatory, that's fine too. I was also especially happy when someone here named me "Elf Slut" last year...

I mean, you might as well be honest with yourself...

[Matt]

lol I forgot about me giving you the Elf Slut title. lol

So which do you prefer. Your choice!

[crevette]

Based on the picture that I'm about to post in the LotR forum, Elf Slut may well just call it...

[Tick]

I'd like mine changed. I'm not apathetic nor do strive to be.

[Matt]

oh..you got one alright.

[Tick]

'I love Joel Schumacher'!? Your evil knows no boundries Matt! :lol

[Matt]

yeah, if you are gonna be evil, it is best to not limit yourself with boundaries. lol

[Tick]

I don't hold a grudge for this. OR for you saying I shouldn't try to be clever because I can't. :blat

Now change my usertitle and I'll change my sig. :lol

[Matt]

Actually I like the sig! Except, you should have a comma after the first "Die" it should be "Die, Matt, Die!" lol


And you might forgive me for the clever part, but I can't forgive you for being a Schumacher and Bay lover. lol

[Tick]

:eek
Hobbit's gone a day and Matt is out of control!

[Matt]

lol that punishment was long enough. lol

[Tick]

Thanks, I love my new title! :D

[Bordick]

can I get "Cookie Woman? " ?

[Bordick]

Originally posted by Bordick
can I get "Cookie Woman? " ?

It's a movie reference, I'm not a weirdo or anything

[Kerstique]

i think it's a movie reference AND you're a weirdo!

[Bordick]

SHH don't tell anybody ;)

[legna]

Maybe it's time for me to get a new one... the old one seems to have lost it's punch.

[legna]

I want:
Her Halo stuck on her horns.

[Valkary]

Put me down for "tye-dyed hippie freak"


thank you

[legna]

testing

[Cogito]

Just changed Legna's title, but there's some really crazy buggy stuff going on, and I cannot change your avatar, Valkary... Sorry, stuck for right now...

[Bordick]

What about moi?

[Josh]

Right, you wanted to be the Cookie Cracka or somethin right? :)

[Bordick]

Cookie Woman? with the question mark.

[Bordick]

For Istari you need a minimum of 750 posts, somewhere around there.

[Cogito]

Harfoot: 0
Stoor: 5
Fallohide: 10
Boffin: 15
Gaffer: 20
Proudfoot: 25
Brandybuck: 30
Took: 40
Baggins: 50
Dragon: 60
Oliphaunt: 70
Warg: 80
Cave Troll: 90
Man of Gondor: 100
Rider of Rohan: 125
Goblin: 150
Orc: 175
Easterling: 200
Uruk-Hai: 225
Balrog: 250
Ringwraith: 275
Dwarf: 300
Elf: 350
Dunedain: 400
Ent: 450
Eagle: 500
Aadvark: 550
Istari: 600

[Evil Dead Junkie]

I'll take "The Unforgiven" if you please.

[Bordick]

Can I get another change please? Sorry. "Cookie Woman?" was an obscure Halloween 5 reference that not alot of people got. This one's for keeps though , I swear. Change to "The CineManiac", Thanks a bunch. Sorry, again. No more changes, I promise.

[Bordick]

muy bien, gracias

[B1ade Runner]

I'd like "Bull Goose Loony"

Thanks. :)

[Cogito]

Well, okay--but only if you promise to bring that aunt of yours around for another visit...

[Bordick]

Originally posted by B1ade Runner
I'd like "Bull Goose Loony"

Thanks. :)


duh :rolleyes

[Wiggum]

Aadvark: 550
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So what up boo?

[Matt]

I think "aardvark" was cogito humor. lol no one got it.

There is no aardvark.

Now if anybody has any recommendations to add more user titles to the list, then let me know!

[masterthes]

Well, we should probably have user titles for 800 and above for those who haven't wanted a custom title. Maybe use some Star Wars references.

[Wiggum]

"Smooth Operator", or some such to go with my new avatar please.

[Wiggum]

Or, perhaps, Big Pimpin'. At your discretion.

[Matt]

done

[Wiggum]

Bloody brilliant! Thanks Matt.

[Brynn]

I like my current user title. Actually, I've liked all of the ones that I've been given since I first started coming here. :)

[Into]

I changed my avatar from the Pulp Fiction one to the Pink Floyd one, so can someone please change my custom user stat to something else fitting of my avatar.. I'll leave it up to you mod's to think up something for it.:D Thanks.

[Into]

Oh come on :lol , whoever changed my title to 'grimble grumble', can't you think up something better than that??LMAO. You might as well have changed it back to 'Istari'. Heh.

[Josh]

We don't generally do user titles to match avatars.

We try to cater user titles to be exceedingly EVIL instead. :lol

[Into]

So I've discovered.:blat

[Cogito]

Sanctus Simplicitas!


THE GNOME

I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can.
A gnome named Grimble Grumble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes.
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
He wore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good.
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Hooooooooooooooray.

- Syd Barrett
The Piper at the Gates of Dawn

[Josh]

Cogito been hittin the sauce again! I love it. :)

[garfield hates mondays]

THE GNOME

I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can.
A gnome named Grimble Grumble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes.
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
He wore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good.
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Hooooooooooooooray.

- Syd Barrett
The Piper at the Gates of Dawn

:lol :lol :lol
WTF was that about???

[Into]

THE GNOME

I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can.
A gnome named Grimble Grumble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes.
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
He wore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good.
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Hoooooooooray.
Hooooooooooooooray.

- Syd Barrett
The Piper at the Gates of Dawn

Look at my user stat.:blat

[Cogito]

You should be proud, you know?

[Into]

Sure, but of all Pink Floyd references..I wouldn't have wanted that one.:lol, but I don't really care anyway, heh.

I didn't even know it was a Pink Floyd reference until you posted those lyrics to be honest.

[Arctic]

i think it's a great title. and i'll take it if intolerance really doesn't want it. that or 'The Snow Queen' please. :p

[Into]

Nah, I'm fine with it.:D

[Tick]

I think I've beared with Action Movie Junkie long enough, thank you! :D
Can someone change it to 'Film Snob par Excellence'?

[crappertay]

made it more cosmopolitan :lol

[Promithcuous]

Originally posted by Matt UGA
Making fun of the Dutch is almost mandatory around here.

In that case you'd better prepare yourself to get the counter jokes as well. Half my family are Dutch.

[crappertay]

Our condolences.























j/k ;)

[Promithcuous]

Hey, it' not so bad. The other half are Belgian.
And besides, in favour of the Dutch, one word: coffee shop.:D

[Matt]

Originally posted by Mithrandir
In that case you'd better prepare yourself to get the counter jokes as well. Half my family are Dutch.


I'm American.. I 'm used to the jokes and insults. But making fun of Sido is the only way to survive here. lol

[Promithcuous]

Sounds good enough.
Whose Sido again? I'm still not quite used to the pet names you got for each other.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Mithrandir
Sounds good enough.
Whose Sido again? I'm still not quite used to the pet names you got for each other.

pet names? we are 7 y old girls.

excuse me his username is now The Tick. SidoCorleone was his old username.

[Tick]

Sido is my actual name, thank you.
Matt just has anti-dutch sentiments. It's the only thing I achieved here in the past 5 years.

[Matt]

Originally posted by The Tick
Sido is my actual name, thank you.
Matt just has anti-dutch sentiments. It's the only thing I achieved here in the past 5 years.


pah the Dutch don't even warrant sentiments! ha ha ha

Nah, nothing wrong with the Dutch... it's just Sido. :lol

And yes, I knew Sido was your real name but I didn't want to "out" you to folks if you didn't want to be. ;)

[Promithcuous]

You do know that New York was originally New Amsterdam. It was first claimed by the Dutch, before those meddeling English threw them out.
Good thing the Americans did the same to the ****ing Brits.
Otherwise Several people on this forum could have been Dutch as well.:D

[Matt]

Originally posted by Mithrandir
You do know that New York was originally New Amsterdam. It was first claimed by the Dutch, before those meddeling English threw them out.
Good thing the Americans did the same to the ****ing Brits.
Otherwise Several people on this forum could have been Dutch as well.:D


of course I knew that. Pah I didn't minor in history for nothing. lol Then again I probably knew that when I was in primary school.

[Promithcuous]

*fantasy about the US as a country where pot is legalised passing through mind*

Whoa. I'm starting to think I should cut down a little with the smoking of the "halflings leaf".

Saruman was right. It does cloud the mind. http://free.art.pl/koalla/images/emots/2/ganja.gif

[Matt]

Originally posted by Mithrandir
*fantasy about the US as a country where pot is legalised passing through mind*

Whoa. I'm starting to think I should cut down a little with the smoking of the "halflings leaf".

Saruman was right. It does cloud the mind. http://free.art.pl/koalla/images/emots/2/ganja.gif



Sigh... potheads.. :lol

[Promithcuous]

The way Tolkien described the Hobbits' leaf and it's effects has given me a sneeking suspicion that he was one of us.:D

[Matt]

oh you are jonesing for a Jar Jar of the Week. ;)

[Promithcuous]

Besides, it's part of the choices we make in life, ins't it?

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