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crappertay
10-15-2003, 11:42 AM
Looky here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3126650.stm)

Choice quotes;

The worst film, the one that really irked me and sent me fleeing the cinema with a feeling of disgust was Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones. Closley followed by Red Dawn, Robocop & Weekend at Bernies 2.
graeme scarfe, UK

Batman and Robin has to be the worst film I've ever seen. Not only was it very badly acted, the story ridiculous (even by cartoon hero standards) and the action sequences poorly executed, it also managed to completely ruin the reputation of the Batman franchise which is only now about to recover with the announcement of Christian Bale as the next Batman. I hope it's better than Batman and Robin, which to be fair, won't be too hard to achieve!
James Bartlett, UK

Highlander 2 - There should have been only one.
Bob Mallett, England


TWO MENTIONS!!!

Weekend at Bernie's II surely takes the prize for worst film ever made...
rosemary thimble, uk

garfield hates mondays
10-15-2003, 12:40 PM
Im gonna have to see battelfeild earth sometime...

garfield hates mondays
10-15-2003, 12:42 PM
And i'd like to nominate the film Apocalypse...
we watched it in school once...oh man it was BAD!

Bluntchop
10-15-2003, 02:42 PM
I also walked out of Rainman after 30 minutes.
:blat

Bordick
10-15-2003, 02:50 PM
Saving Private Ryan - never has there been a more shameless display of diabolical acting, appalling dialogue and nauseating pro-Americanism. I rest my case.
Geoff Walsh, UK

Limey ****.

crappertay
10-15-2003, 05:28 PM
Didn't that guy see Independence Day? :lol

Evil Dead Junkie
10-15-2003, 05:49 PM
ROBOCOP WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU BRITS!!!!

I also notice that almost every sentence ends with "blah blah Typical American Shitty Cinema"

Pretty big words for a coming from a country whose contributions to cinema in the past forty years have been "Chariots of Fire" "The Full Monty" and ****ING "Greenthumbs". And who haven't had a profilic director since CAROL REED back in the ****ing forties and fifties.

:moon

Bota
10-15-2003, 11:56 PM
Battlefield Earth is bad in a really funny way. I just can't keep from cracking up watching Travolta. Through out the entire movie you can visibly see the thought going through his head...'this is so cool, this is so cool'

B1ade Runner
10-16-2003, 08:09 AM
A lot of these are the most high-profile critical flops ever, but a lot of these people do not understand the term "worst movie ever." I doubt Gigli is as bad as The Slime People, or Battlefield Earth as bad as Glen or Glenda. Some of these movies are terrible, that's true (Highlander 2, Plan 9, Weekend at Bernie's II, and Rollerball), but most of these are movies that people want to pile on with, or decided they'd be unique by bashing (Apollo 13, , for example).

Josh
10-16-2003, 10:34 AM
Most people haven't even see Gigli, they just think it is the worst film ever because they are told that it is.

B1ade Runner
10-16-2003, 11:01 AM
Exactly. It's like Bordick said, if everyone who panned Gigli had actually seen it, it would have made money.

Link
10-16-2003, 03:31 PM
Ummm... EDJ?? I hate to be defending the brittish at a time like this, but...... MONTY PYTHON???!!!! HELLO????!!!

Luthien Tinuviel
10-16-2003, 05:32 PM
One of those guys thought Apollo 13 was crap. Excuse me while I beat the shit out of my computer. APOLLO 13 WAS WONDERFUL!!! Butthole...

Evil Dead Junkie
10-16-2003, 05:46 PM
Monty Python is TV and I'm just talking film.

Technically cause their films are American produced.

crappertay
10-17-2003, 08:49 AM
STFU EDJ. The Monty Python films were British produced!!!