Dream cast for His Dark Materials

[Evil Dead Junkie]

Cause I'm SO PYSCHED, what's your dream cast.

Lord Asriel = Liam Neeson

-Pros
-Smart
-Right Age
-Can kick your pansy ass

-Cons
-None

Mrs. Coulter = Sharon Stone

-Pros
-Hot but aging blonde
-Three words COLD-****ING-BLOODED

-Cons
-Has not been in anything REMOTELY good lately

Dr. Mary Malone = Renee Zellwiger

-I really don't know why but I see it.

Witch Queen = Claire Danes

-Pros
-Already played ultimate earth girl warrior queen
Princess Mononoke anything else will be a walk in the park
-Is hot
-Can Act

-Cons
-Too Ditzy

Iorek = CGI Bear Voice of James Earl Jones

-Pros
-The Damn thing is impossible to do in Live Action has to be CGI
-Is James Earl Jones

Father Gomez = John Turturro

-Its gotta be, I mean its just GOTTA be.

Metatron = Hell if I know

-Who the hell are you going to get to play an eight foot
tall body building glowing man god? (Besides Hobbit)

Lyra = Hell if I know

-Ridley, If you consider Dakota Fanning I swear to all that is
holy that I will find you and kill you. That's a promise.

Will = Hell if I know

-Ditto but with Haley Joel Osment