HOUSE OF RAGE!!! - 11/07

[Bordick]

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BORDICK's
HOUSE OF RAGE

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FRIDAY NOVEMBER SEVENTH

Playstation 2. I ****ing hate you. I bought a Playstation 2 last week, and **** me raw if I didn't get addicted to the sum'bitch. The past week I've either been later or missed appointments. Those Apointments I did make I had to stay up all through the night to meet. I haven't played video games since I was a wee lad in south shore of Strong Island. I figure might as well come back to it. BUT THE GOD DAMN MOTHER ****ING THING IS MORE ADDICTIVE THAN CRACK!!!! I smoke, and my nerves can't take the amount of chainsmoking I do when I get sidistically into the mother****er. At this rate I'm gonna get lung cancer by christmas. So here's to you Sony, for ****ing with my week. YOU GOD DAMN, COCKSMOKING, PIG ****ING, SCUM BAG, BASTARDS!!!!

I'm out.

Bordick





Link, you have the con.

[garfield hates mondays]

I'm still not clear on the rules. Are we supposed to comment on this topic? I'm confused!

[Bluntchop]

The topic is PS2?
I thought LL was the next to rage about something?

[crappertay]

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Tony Hawk 4 are liable to kill anyone's with a PS2's social life. Though the new Simpsons version of GTA looks tempting...


I plan on picking up a PS2 for Xmas :)

[Bluntchop]

My nephew bought one of those Eye Toy camera thingies and connected it to his PS2 I think ...
Fun game though, you see yourself on the TV screen and you battle, fight dance or whatever through lots of levels.
It's silly but kinda fun and very exhausting heh.

[Link]

Lacking the time to write out a proper rage, although I have several lined up and waiting, we shall consider this my first RAGE, seeing as how I agree with a great many ****ing thngs said here. (Had to curse to make it a proper RAGE post...)

http://www.illwillpress.com/rant.html

[Bordick]

:lol

[Into]

:blat@Link

[crappertay]

Best.Rage.Ever. :lol

[Bluntchop]

Originally posted by crappertay
Best.Rage.Ever. :lol
IMO!

[Link]

We'll start this fairily simple. A problem that I'm sure many people have had. What the **** is so goddamn hard to understand about "Light, fluffy eggs, with no brown on them."??? The excuse, "Well, they have to put it back on the grill so the cheese can melt." NO YOU DON'T YOU ****ING MORON!!! When you turn the eggs, you put the cheese on. It's very simple. Even I know that, and I'm not the one who's supposed to be a paid cook, you ****ing numbnuts. Oh, and no, I would not like you top take the eggs back a third time, it's obvious that the high school dropout you have cooking wouldn't know a light, fluffy omlette if one was wrapped around his dick, so gimme another cup of coffe, the check, and STFU!