HOUSE OF RAGE!!! - 11/14

[Bordick]

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BORDICK's
HOUSE OF RAGE

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FRIDAY NOVEMBER FOURTEENTH

My little RANT on cigarettes (because nothing has really pisssed me off this week)

What.....the.....****?!!!!!

I'm a smoker. Have been since I was a wee lad. But back then when I was sneaking around trying to get them, the bastards were cheap. Now, I've been of age for a good amount of time, now the ****ers are costing me a fortune. Add to that this whole smoking ban all over NYC. Now the only bar I can smoke in is the one near my pops. They have a little tip jar to pay the fines, if necessary. But I don't dig chillin' in gritty dingy old man bars. It's like the prohibition all over again. I have to resort to buying my cigarettes from a contact I have at JFK Airport (god bless duty free).In my day they were merely a dollar and change, now they're up to $7 or more. My contact hooks me up good and proper, 5 cartons for $66. Problem is I don't dig buying them in bulk because I smoke them faster. I can't win. I know some of you ****ers out there'll be all "You don't like it, so quit". **** YOU!! **** all y'all non-smokers who playa hate the smoker. You ****sticks initated the smoking ban in the first place. You do something 20 times a day(some times more) everyday for 10 or more years then try and stop. Besides, I have no ****ing intention of quitting.....that's right. NO INTENTION OF ****ING QUITTING. I enjoying knowing that I will die (eventually) because of my own doing. I see it as sick sidistic therapy. Back in my younger years I was dark and deeply depressed individual. Add to that I'm the laziest obsessive compulsive person on the planet. I see this as my form of suicide. Besides, I enjoy it. I enjoy hacking up lung butter at my leisure. I enjoy getting stoned out of my face then giggling for eternity because the Leprechaun on the Lucky Charms box is making fun of me, but then stopping suddenly to have a sidistic coughing fit. I enjoy freezing my tits off in the middle of a blizzard just get my "fix". I enjoy sitting at the computer and filling an ash tray after just buying a back and then saying "****, I need more butts". I enjoy bronchitus in all of its glory. I enjoy burning my fingertips when the filter gets stuck to my lip. I enjoy accidentally setting my chest hair on fire because it's hot, the air conditioner is broken, I have a fan blowing on my face, and the lighter won't light. I enjoy flicking the reminince at on coming traffic. I enjoy it when I put the cigarette on the sink when I take a dump only to get up when I'm wiping and have the cherry graze my ass cheek. I ****ING LOVE SMOKING!!!!!! So to those who think otherwise, to those who are not into the scene. BLOW ME YOU GOD DAMN, COCKSMOKING, PIG ****ING, SCUM BAG, BASTARDS!!!!



I'm out.

Bordick


P.S.
When they reach $10 a pack, maybe I'll consider stopping :D;)


Smeagol, the floor is yours.

[garfield hates mondays]

I ****ING LOVE SMOKING!!!!!! I hear you on than one, man!!


OK, Today I will rage on the evil empire that is Wal-Mart™.

I hate Wal-Mart™. I hate how they support child labor and sweatshops. I hate how they’ve put two major competitors in my area out of business. I hate how they card you for buying spray paint, certain types of glue and ****ing LIGHTERS!! Did anybody here even know that you could be carded while buying a lighter?? I would seriously like to know if you did. Most of all, I absolutely ****ING HATE how cheap they are and how worried they get about people stealing from them. YOU ARE ****ING WAL-MART™!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CORPORATION IN THIS COUNTRY AND YET WHEN SOME HOMELESS CRACK ADDICT TRIES TO STEAL A ****ING T-SHIRT, YOU SEND THE US MARSHALLS AFTER HIM!!! AS IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD ONE T-SHIRT MADE BY SOME STARVING MEXICAN CHILD IN A SWEATSHOP FOR THREE CENTS A WEEK!!! **** **** **** **** ****…

Oh wow, this is very good therapy for me. I was really getting worked up over here and now I am calm…

Also, I really really really hate Wal-Mart™ Supercenters. There are about three of these within a 45 minute radius of my house and I hate EVERY SINGLE EVER****ING one of them. They are so ****ing big I could puke. The last time I went shopping, I left with sore legs and feet from all of the walking. THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS!!!

*takes a deep breath and counts to ten*

Ok, that’s it. I feel much better now.

[NotSoSecretAgent]

It makes me slightly irritated when they put onions on my hamburger specifically when I tell them not to! YEAHH!! HOUSE OF RAGE!

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[Bordick]

:blat

[garfield hates mondays]

He is stealing my rage time and it makes me FULL OF RAGE!!!!!!!!!!

[crappertay]

Y'know, shame it's not my turn. I have so much rage to give right now, it's painful.

[garfield hates mondays]

You will feel so much better once you rage :D

[crappertay]

I repeal my rage for now. Goddamn women!!!! Keep you hangin' on like a humpin' dog right until the last minute every time...

[Into]

I ****ING LOVE SMOKING!!!!!!

I'll second that.:D

Only $2.50 per pack where I live.:D Well, for Marlboro Lights at least.


And smeagol, I hear you on the Wal-Mart Supercent rant. I ****ing can't stand those goddamn stores..a new one just went up two minutes down the road from me about a year ago..god I ****ing hate Wal-Mart. Gahh.

[huckleberryfinn]

Whoa - all this emotion! Rage in Britain usually consists of a Roger Moore type one raised eyebrow and a uttering of a small "tsk!". And such repressive behaviour makes me slighty irritated too, like NotSoSecretAgent.

Ah - I feel so much better now. Sorry to show so much raw naked emotion, people.