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Bordick
11-21-2003, 03:39 AM
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FRIDAY NOVEMBER TWENTY-FIRST

This Rage dedicated to mi hermano. The Bob.

I want him dead! I live with the guy. And I just can't ****ing stand it anymore. I feel his eyes on the back of my neck when I'm at the computer. That same Judgmental stare while I watch TV or DVDs. Silently mocking what I'm doing. Part of me just wants to up and flip out and put his head through the wall. I JUST CAN'T ****ING STAND IT. The guy moved in 9 months ago, there's still boxes all over the place. He burns holes in my carpets with his cigarettes. and spills beers on my hard wood floors.

Normally he's anti-social and silent. But then at night, when he has a few drinks in him he becomes the happy retard and I want to take a tire iron and crack him in the skull. Granted, I drink (and smoke pot) as much as he does. But I have the decency to do it in a social situation, not while watching old home videos of your high school band singing along with the tape, and certainly not while playing Playstation baseball.

Speaking of baseball and him being drunk. He goes on and on about the Mets and what trades there making, what they need to win the pennant and shit like that as if he was the sports reporter for ESPN, meanwhile I'm a yankee fan...and during the off season I couldn't give two shits. It was much better when he was across the street. It's like my childhood all over again now. Under one roof we can not function as a unit. Just can't.

I could kick him out, but he has no place to go. He lost his apartment across the street in February and I took him in ever since.......It's just a wicked pain in the ass. He honestly had no where else to go. I have one brother in N.C. who's just getting over divorce and has a kid....he weant there in the mid-90's before the kid was born but left because he was "home sick". My other brother lives in a shack on the L.I. south shore with a wife & kid, I call it a shack because his place is so little you have to stand up to take a dump. Then there's my sister. Married, 2 kids.....and enough shit on her plate than to have to worry about her little brother. Either of my parents........no, they're both retired and live happily lives seperately. So then there's me. The single City dweller, who happens to be across the street from The Bob anyway. I'M ****ED. With any luck he'll be on his feet before the summer. Or else MANSLAUGHTER IS THE ONLY ****ING OPTION!!!!!! He's family I truly wish him no harm. BUT HE'S GETTING ON MY ****ING NERVES!!!!!!!!

I'm out.

Bordick

P.S.
Sorry to bore y'all with personal shit.


Take it away, Tay!!

crappertay
11-21-2003, 07:45 PM
OK, tonight was a perfect rage opportunity for me. I really wish I wasn't so implossivly agressive.

Now, I'm all for keeping kids of the streets and out of trouble but KEEP THEM THE **** OUT OF MY CINEMA SCREENINGS. I went out this evening to go see a movie I really really wanted to see. However, the multiplex was mobbed with the biggest gabble of chittering, flailing whining bunch of pubescent pains-in-the-ass the world has known. Only two ****ing flicks on show that were actually in their age range SEABISCUIT and LXG. Naturally these kids don't want that, they want to go see ****ing Matrix Revolutions a movie they're not LEGALLY old enough to see. But what the hell, it's a quiet night coz the only other flicks really showing are Love Actually etc attracting young twentysomething couples, so I guess the manager thought, "Lets get these brats outta my foyer, give 'em Matrix tickets."

You bastard. Now I'm stuck with a bunch of assholes that I can't verbally or physically abuse as I wish coz they're half the damn size of me but have a cuss-mouth on them that rivals EDJ at his best. If I take a stand, I'm gonna be spending a night in the cells up for beating on kids. Go figure. The whole ****ing theatre is then dotted with the glow of mobile phone screens as they text their buddies in the back rows despite the 3 different "TURN YOUR ****ING IGNORANT ASS PHONES OFF" trailers that played. Naturally being idiot kids who are only out for something to do rather than see the film, come about 45 minutes in they start getting restless and goofing off, babbling, laughing, munching their popcorn deliberately loudly and just generally being assholes.

WHAT THE **** ARE USHERS PAYED FOR? TAKE YOUR STUB AT THE START OF THE FEATURE THEN GOING ON A 2 HOUR CIGARETTE BREAK???? GET IN MY SCREEN AND KICK THESE UNRULY BRATS OUT. I DIDNT PAY TEN BUCKS OF HARD EARNED CASH TO ENJOY MYSELF THEN HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.

Reinforcing just how good that "no kid cinema" scheme posted in Hefty Bag a few months back is...





RANT 1 OVER...

Evil Dead Junkie
11-21-2003, 09:22 PM
EDJ: Warping the minds of Europes youth since 1984, just to piss off Tay.

crappertay
11-22-2003, 07:16 AM
RANT 2



People who can't tell the difference between remakes and sequels are really irritating me like a permanent wedgie today. If a movie continues the story of it's predecessor how can it possibly be a remake.

Let's make this easy. Dictionary definition shall we;


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Main Entry: se·quel
Pronunciation: 'sE-kw&l also -"kwel
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French sequelle, from Latin sequela, from sequi to follow -- more at SUE
Date: 15th century
1 : CONSEQUENCE, RESULT
2 a : subsequent development b : the next installment (as of a speech or story); especially : a literary or cinematic work continuing the course of a story begun in a preceding one.
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Main Entry: 1re·make
Pronunciation: (")rE-'mAk
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): re·made /-'mAd/; -mak·ing
Date: circa 1635
: to make anew or in a different form
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IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT FACT FINE, GO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN OF SOMETHING, BUT STOP TRYING TO PRETEND IT'S NOT TRUE.

Bordick
11-22-2003, 05:14 PM
I knew I could depend on my kilt wearing brethren when it comes to RAGE!!!!!

crappertay
11-22-2003, 06:54 PM
Glad to oblige;


RANT 3...

HOT CHICKS CANCELLING NIGHTS OUT FILL ME WITH...

UBER-RAGE!!!!!!!!

crappertay
11-23-2003, 08:41 AM
Rather docile and inflective today.


No rage necessary.

garfield hates mondays
11-24-2003, 11:12 AM
so we're supposed to do more than one RAGE? If I only knew...

BTW: There is a certain McDonalds advertising campaign that needs to be RAGED on ba da ba ba soon.

Bordick
11-24-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by smeagol wants fishess
so we're supposed to do more than one RAGE? If I only knew...


It's optional....The Rules (http://www.filmhobbit.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5426) state you have a week to rage away.

crappertay
11-24-2003, 12:52 PM
Rage... um... I've lost count :D


:soap

Anyway... today's topic is tax. Yes, thankyou local council for deciding to hit me with, well I'll spare the details and let's just say "substantial amount" of tax (5 months worth) and giving me only two months to spread pay it all on an essentially minimum wage job. Oh no wait... you mean I can get my payments restructured? Why how kind... I'll take that option.

WHA... OVER THREE MONTHS? WELL SLAP MY ASS WITH A GENEROSITY STICK!!! DONT DO ME ANY ****ING FAVOURS, LIKE SAY GIVING ME THE PROPER FIVE TO PAY IT.

Four months I coulda handled. But now it's gonna be a bloody tight Christmas and New Year. Have to scale down the present buying because of a local council that has the most exorbitent (is that a word? it sounds right so I'm gonna use it) tax rates IN THE COUNTRY.

The tax man can kiss my ass

:soap

END OF RAGE.

crappertay
11-24-2003, 01:01 PM
Humourless Matrix "fans" also piss me off.

I swear they're as bad as Star Wars supergeeks.

I'm the world's biggest fan of all three movies, that doesn't mean I don't respect other people's rights not to be let down or disappointed or not to "get it".

Get over it and just watch it for ****s sake. Most of your rantings at the people who don't like it are illiterate and incoherent and just plain rude.


"****s sake you just don't get it do you. They explained it all ****ing right in ****ing front of you. You obviously just weren't listening or are a dumb **** or something. **** off and ****ing watch Charlie's ****ing Angels or something more on your ****ing ignorant level."

Yup, well if I didn't like them, that just convinced me to have a change of heart :rolleyes


Jeez, I'm starting to sound like Foamy Squirrel (http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html). :lol