Bluntchop
11-26-2003, 02:40 PM
The 50 "Sickest" Films, according to UK magazine "Kerrang!"
50. Deliverance (1972):
"Squeal Piggy!" Ned Beatty's character is forcibly sodomised in the woods. You'll never watch 'Babe' in the same way again.
49. The Rules of Attraction (2002):
A spurned young student decides to take her own life in oneof the most realistic wrist-slittings ever commited to film.
48. Jackass: The Movie (2002):
Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O decide to test the theory that paper cuts are the most painful injury a human being could ever incur. Several wince-inducing slices later, the theory is proven to be correct.
47. SCUM (1979):
A fresh faced new inmate is gang-raped in the potting shed, a horror made all the more brutal when the young victim consequentaly commits sucide.
46. Reservoir Dogs (1992):
Mr Blonde's sadistic removal of a cops ear using a razor became an instant classic. Sickening and worryingly stylish.
45. Freaks (1932):
The final scene in which an army of armless avengers hunt the villains is both disturbing and menacing.
44. Pink Flamingos (1972):
Divine stalks a poodle until it dumps a puddle of diarrhoea on the side-walk. She stoops. she scoops and shovels the steaming mess into her mouth. Tasty.
43. Dead Alive (1992):
Living up to its billing of 'the goriest film ever', the dispatching of a hapless army of zombies with a lawnmower demonstrates the films blood, guts and gags approach.
42. Spun (2002):
As a tattooed punk maturbates into a sock while on the phone to a sex-chat operator, the camera cuts to Mena Suvari attempting to pinch a loaf. You'll gag when the turd drops.
41. Phantasm (1979):
The Tall Man's deadly weapons, flying balls that once embedded in the victims head spit out all their blood.
40. Der Todesking (1989):
Saturdays victim ends her life by shooting herself in the head. However, nothing is left the imagination as the whole thing is captured by a small camera she wears on her shoulder.
39. Caligula (1979):
The Roman orgy on a ship, featurinf a bevy of 'Penthouse' pets really going for it. With no attempt to hide his additions, Guccione's "extra scenes" don't even match the colour of the proper film, leaving the whole thing mesmerising but confuzzling.
38. Bad Taste (1987):
An unfortunate character is knocked over by a car, then chainsawed in half.
37. Requiem For A Dream (2000):
Desperate for drug money, Connelly's character descends into prostitution. She is last seen engaging in a humiliating - and very graphic - sex scene with another woman in front of a group of braying men.
36. Deep Red (1975):
The use of a fireplace's sharp corners to inflict a violent beating doesn't exactly make for easy veiwing.
35. Bundy (2002):
Being chased by Ted, a potential victim stumbles upon the corpse of her predecessor. Bundy then bludgeons her, drags her into a hut and rapes her in front of another screaming victim.
34. Blood Feast (1963):
Sinister Egyptian leader Fuad Ramses unleashing gallons of virginal blood was too much for the swinging '60s.
33. The Exorcist (1973):
The infamous 'crucifix' scene, in which Linda Blair's 12-year old character ****s herself with said implement, before suggesting her mother "lick me!" Blasphemy and incest in one.
32. Romper Stomper (1992):
Having unfortunatly skateborded into a tunnel heaving with skinheads, a group of Vietnamese teens get brutally and mecilessly pummelled.
31. Crash (1996):
Ballard and a heavily-injured crash junky 'make use' of the extra holes in her legs.
30. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986):
Using a sharp implement, Leatherface relieves an enemy of his looks. He then plants the freshly flayed skin on the captive DJ's face, then proceeds to french kiss her.
29. Guinea Pig: Flowers of Flesh and Blood (1985):
In a movie brimming with depravity, the shot of the victim on the table moaning in delirium beside her lopped-off hands, arms and legs is gut-wrenching. Somewhat mercifully, her head goes next.
28. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976):
A deranged, afro-wearing midget grabs a girls severed head with his stubby hands - then proceeds to give himself a blow-job.
27. Happiness (1998):
After trying for all the film, a young character finally manages to jack-off for the first time - already too much information - then his pet pooch cleans up the waste of protein. Wretch-inducing.
26. MS 45: Angel of Vengeance(1981):
Dressed as nun with a gun, the mute goes ape-shit at a disco. It's the birth of bullet-riddled, blood spewing, body popping.
25. Scanners (1981):
In one of the most celebrated moments in splatter history, a Scanner violently convulses and his head explodes in explicit, visceral Technicolor. The video 'pause' button was made for this.
24. Trouble Every Day (2001):
In need of a quick snack, cannible Vincent Gallo seduces a hotel maid. As she closes her eyes, he quite literaly eats her pussy.
23. Natural Born Killers (1994):
Attempting a prison break with a shotgun strapped to a TV reporters throat, they run into the governor and his goons. Mallory shoots the reporter through his hand and, staring straight through the wound, laughs in the governors face.
22. A Clockwork Orange (1971):
The brutal beating of a wheel-chair bound writer and the rape of his wife (to "Singing In The Rain) gets no more pleasent after 30 years.
21. Eraserhead (1977):
In one of Henry's more turbulent dreams, his head is removed and transformed into a handy pencil eraser - hence the title of the film.
20. Versus (2000):
A supernatural gangster catches a bullet aimed to kill him. He repays his would-be assassin by punching a hole in his torso, pulling out his heart and chomping down on it.
19. Faces of Death (1978):
A local delicacy in some countries, the brain of a live monkey is eaten from a skull that the diner cracks open with a small mallet. Funnily enough, one doesn't feel remotely peckish after witnessing it.
18. Shogun Assassin (1980):
To earn the honour of slaying Lone Wolf, a gang of female ninjas systematically slice and dice a male counterpart - reducing him to a bloody stump.
17. Gummo (1997):
The sight of a retarded teen turning tricks while her brother/pimp tweaks her nipples is pure car-crash voyeurism.
16. Nekromantik (1987):
As Betty franticly humps a dead body, one of its eyeballs falls out. Rob happily slurps it into his mouth, then plops it back in.
15. Last House On The Left (1972):
One of the victims refuses to obey the gangs orders. So they start cutting her friend until she does. Eventually she obeys and pisses her pants to their laughing.
14. Dead or Alive (1999):
A perv gets his jollies watching a naked chick wallowing in an inflatable pool full of human excrement. Suddenly, he treads on her head and holds her under until she drowns.
13. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986):
When Henry catches his buddy Otis about to rape his own sister, he stabs him in the eye then kills him in an orgiastic death wrestle before clamping the body in a suitcase.
12. Salo: 120 Days of Sodom(1975):
Pasolini's charming take on the Last Supper features the stripped prisoners being force-fed human excrement from from fine china and randomly sodomized.
11. Suspiria (1977):
In a sick twist, occult influence leads a blind man to be brutaly savaged by his guide-dog.
10. Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend (1989):
A lesbian teacher forces herself on a near hysterical student, then promptly turns into a demon, sprouts tenticle-like penises and ejaculates over her hapless victim.
9. Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1988):
Having developed a dick that resembles an oil-spewing, mechanicle mole-drill, the possessed guy's libido and blood lust go into overdrive. Cue a gory and extremely graphic sex scene.
8. Battle Royale (2000):
Two boys tumble down a slope, one attempting to wrestle an axe off his attacker. Thudding to a halt, the assailant staggers to his feet babbling in disbelief that the axe is firmly embedded in his head.
7. Baise Moi (2000):
Try to stop yourself recoiling from the screen as gun-toting girls Manu and Nadine viciously kick a man to death after he asks to wear a condom during sex. Savage.
6. Driller Killer (1979):
The cranial drilling of a sleeping wino is gratuitous onscreen death at its most inventive.
5. Cannible Ferox (1981):
A particulary harrowing moment in which a young woman is hing from meat hooks by her breasts.
4. Audition (2001):
Immobilised by narcotics, the suitor winds up at the mercy of his chosen partner who then sets about dismembering him. Your flesh will crawl.
3. Man Bites Dog (1992):
The realisation between the documentary team when they awake to find themselves among the corpses they've just raped and eviscerated.
2. I Spit on Your Grave (1978):
The point when the 'heroin' lures one of her rapists into a bathtub, only to calmly chop his genitalia off with a knife.
1. Ichi The Killer (2001):
An uncooperative hooker gets her nipples stretched across a three-foot surgical counter and sliced off with a scaple. Much jiggling insues.
50. Deliverance (1972):
"Squeal Piggy!" Ned Beatty's character is forcibly sodomised in the woods. You'll never watch 'Babe' in the same way again.
49. The Rules of Attraction (2002):
A spurned young student decides to take her own life in oneof the most realistic wrist-slittings ever commited to film.
48. Jackass: The Movie (2002):
Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O decide to test the theory that paper cuts are the most painful injury a human being could ever incur. Several wince-inducing slices later, the theory is proven to be correct.
47. SCUM (1979):
A fresh faced new inmate is gang-raped in the potting shed, a horror made all the more brutal when the young victim consequentaly commits sucide.
46. Reservoir Dogs (1992):
Mr Blonde's sadistic removal of a cops ear using a razor became an instant classic. Sickening and worryingly stylish.
45. Freaks (1932):
The final scene in which an army of armless avengers hunt the villains is both disturbing and menacing.
44. Pink Flamingos (1972):
Divine stalks a poodle until it dumps a puddle of diarrhoea on the side-walk. She stoops. she scoops and shovels the steaming mess into her mouth. Tasty.
43. Dead Alive (1992):
Living up to its billing of 'the goriest film ever', the dispatching of a hapless army of zombies with a lawnmower demonstrates the films blood, guts and gags approach.
42. Spun (2002):
As a tattooed punk maturbates into a sock while on the phone to a sex-chat operator, the camera cuts to Mena Suvari attempting to pinch a loaf. You'll gag when the turd drops.
41. Phantasm (1979):
The Tall Man's deadly weapons, flying balls that once embedded in the victims head spit out all their blood.
40. Der Todesking (1989):
Saturdays victim ends her life by shooting herself in the head. However, nothing is left the imagination as the whole thing is captured by a small camera she wears on her shoulder.
39. Caligula (1979):
The Roman orgy on a ship, featurinf a bevy of 'Penthouse' pets really going for it. With no attempt to hide his additions, Guccione's "extra scenes" don't even match the colour of the proper film, leaving the whole thing mesmerising but confuzzling.
38. Bad Taste (1987):
An unfortunate character is knocked over by a car, then chainsawed in half.
37. Requiem For A Dream (2000):
Desperate for drug money, Connelly's character descends into prostitution. She is last seen engaging in a humiliating - and very graphic - sex scene with another woman in front of a group of braying men.
36. Deep Red (1975):
The use of a fireplace's sharp corners to inflict a violent beating doesn't exactly make for easy veiwing.
35. Bundy (2002):
Being chased by Ted, a potential victim stumbles upon the corpse of her predecessor. Bundy then bludgeons her, drags her into a hut and rapes her in front of another screaming victim.
34. Blood Feast (1963):
Sinister Egyptian leader Fuad Ramses unleashing gallons of virginal blood was too much for the swinging '60s.
33. The Exorcist (1973):
The infamous 'crucifix' scene, in which Linda Blair's 12-year old character ****s herself with said implement, before suggesting her mother "lick me!" Blasphemy and incest in one.
32. Romper Stomper (1992):
Having unfortunatly skateborded into a tunnel heaving with skinheads, a group of Vietnamese teens get brutally and mecilessly pummelled.
31. Crash (1996):
Ballard and a heavily-injured crash junky 'make use' of the extra holes in her legs.
30. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986):
Using a sharp implement, Leatherface relieves an enemy of his looks. He then plants the freshly flayed skin on the captive DJ's face, then proceeds to french kiss her.
29. Guinea Pig: Flowers of Flesh and Blood (1985):
In a movie brimming with depravity, the shot of the victim on the table moaning in delirium beside her lopped-off hands, arms and legs is gut-wrenching. Somewhat mercifully, her head goes next.
28. Bloodsucking Freaks (1976):
A deranged, afro-wearing midget grabs a girls severed head with his stubby hands - then proceeds to give himself a blow-job.
27. Happiness (1998):
After trying for all the film, a young character finally manages to jack-off for the first time - already too much information - then his pet pooch cleans up the waste of protein. Wretch-inducing.
26. MS 45: Angel of Vengeance(1981):
Dressed as nun with a gun, the mute goes ape-shit at a disco. It's the birth of bullet-riddled, blood spewing, body popping.
25. Scanners (1981):
In one of the most celebrated moments in splatter history, a Scanner violently convulses and his head explodes in explicit, visceral Technicolor. The video 'pause' button was made for this.
24. Trouble Every Day (2001):
In need of a quick snack, cannible Vincent Gallo seduces a hotel maid. As she closes her eyes, he quite literaly eats her pussy.
23. Natural Born Killers (1994):
Attempting a prison break with a shotgun strapped to a TV reporters throat, they run into the governor and his goons. Mallory shoots the reporter through his hand and, staring straight through the wound, laughs in the governors face.
22. A Clockwork Orange (1971):
The brutal beating of a wheel-chair bound writer and the rape of his wife (to "Singing In The Rain) gets no more pleasent after 30 years.
21. Eraserhead (1977):
In one of Henry's more turbulent dreams, his head is removed and transformed into a handy pencil eraser - hence the title of the film.
20. Versus (2000):
A supernatural gangster catches a bullet aimed to kill him. He repays his would-be assassin by punching a hole in his torso, pulling out his heart and chomping down on it.
19. Faces of Death (1978):
A local delicacy in some countries, the brain of a live monkey is eaten from a skull that the diner cracks open with a small mallet. Funnily enough, one doesn't feel remotely peckish after witnessing it.
18. Shogun Assassin (1980):
To earn the honour of slaying Lone Wolf, a gang of female ninjas systematically slice and dice a male counterpart - reducing him to a bloody stump.
17. Gummo (1997):
The sight of a retarded teen turning tricks while her brother/pimp tweaks her nipples is pure car-crash voyeurism.
16. Nekromantik (1987):
As Betty franticly humps a dead body, one of its eyeballs falls out. Rob happily slurps it into his mouth, then plops it back in.
15. Last House On The Left (1972):
One of the victims refuses to obey the gangs orders. So they start cutting her friend until she does. Eventually she obeys and pisses her pants to their laughing.
14. Dead or Alive (1999):
A perv gets his jollies watching a naked chick wallowing in an inflatable pool full of human excrement. Suddenly, he treads on her head and holds her under until she drowns.
13. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986):
When Henry catches his buddy Otis about to rape his own sister, he stabs him in the eye then kills him in an orgiastic death wrestle before clamping the body in a suitcase.
12. Salo: 120 Days of Sodom(1975):
Pasolini's charming take on the Last Supper features the stripped prisoners being force-fed human excrement from from fine china and randomly sodomized.
11. Suspiria (1977):
In a sick twist, occult influence leads a blind man to be brutaly savaged by his guide-dog.
10. Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend (1989):
A lesbian teacher forces herself on a near hysterical student, then promptly turns into a demon, sprouts tenticle-like penises and ejaculates over her hapless victim.
9. Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1988):
Having developed a dick that resembles an oil-spewing, mechanicle mole-drill, the possessed guy's libido and blood lust go into overdrive. Cue a gory and extremely graphic sex scene.
8. Battle Royale (2000):
Two boys tumble down a slope, one attempting to wrestle an axe off his attacker. Thudding to a halt, the assailant staggers to his feet babbling in disbelief that the axe is firmly embedded in his head.
7. Baise Moi (2000):
Try to stop yourself recoiling from the screen as gun-toting girls Manu and Nadine viciously kick a man to death after he asks to wear a condom during sex. Savage.
6. Driller Killer (1979):
The cranial drilling of a sleeping wino is gratuitous onscreen death at its most inventive.
5. Cannible Ferox (1981):
A particulary harrowing moment in which a young woman is hing from meat hooks by her breasts.
4. Audition (2001):
Immobilised by narcotics, the suitor winds up at the mercy of his chosen partner who then sets about dismembering him. Your flesh will crawl.
3. Man Bites Dog (1992):
The realisation between the documentary team when they awake to find themselves among the corpses they've just raped and eviscerated.
2. I Spit on Your Grave (1978):
The point when the 'heroin' lures one of her rapists into a bathtub, only to calmly chop his genitalia off with a knife.
1. Ichi The Killer (2001):
An uncooperative hooker gets her nipples stretched across a three-foot surgical counter and sliced off with a scaple. Much jiggling insues.