Cogito
12-05-2003, 09:19 PM
Well -- you know this is gonna be bad...
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with. The other, you can carry groceries in.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Knock Knock...
Who's There?
Little boy blue...
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
A: Brigham Young.
Q: What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with. The other, you can carry groceries in.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Knock Knock...
Who's There?
Little boy blue...
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
A: Brigham Young.
Q: What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.