Shit happens

[Promithcuous]

Taoism: Shit happens.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Unitarian: What is this shit?

Confucianism: Confucius say "Shit happens"

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "Shit happens"

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Hare krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder

7th day adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays

Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again.

New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good.

Atheism: I don't belive this shit.

Agnosticism: What is this shit?

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

Matrixism: There is no shit!

[masterthes]

EXCELLENT! :lol

[Bordick]

I saw all this stuff on a T-Shirt a couple years ago.

[Promithcuous]

Where do you think I got it from.
I only saw the shirt a while ago.

[Bordick]

ah ;)

[Christine]

Still, that's some funny shit!

[BringingOutTheDead]

This is good stuff. I've never seen this T-shirt.

[Teenagerlobotomy]

that would be on a tshirt you find at a booth at lollapalooza or at the flea market

[legna]

:lol I love this shit. The one I saw for the Jewish saying was actually: Oy Vey- why is this shit always happening to me?