HOUSE OF RAGE!!! - 12/19

[Bordick]

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BORDICK's
HOUSE OF RAGE

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FRIDAY DECEMBER 19TH
No Rage for me this week.


EDIT: I take that back. GOD DAMN IT. I've been off the past week from any kind of work, and am off for the next 2 as well. However, my sleeping habits became completely put to shit as of this past Friday. Thursday I weant back to my home town on Long Island for a High School reunion/concert deal. I got back home at 2:30 AM and passed out. I woke up at 9 AM feeling like shit, for good reason :D;) But then after being up for a while. At around a little after 1PM I decided to take a lil' nap. And wouldn't ya know it, I ****ING WOKE UP 10PM FRIDAY NIGHT. MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOw I'm like a damn Vampire, I've been up ever since, fighting my way not to lose consciousness so I can go to bed and get back on a reasonable sleep schedule. IT ****ING SUCKS. I got nothing to do, so boredom is sinking in. Boredom + total drowsiness DON'T ****ING MIX...........**** me I want to sleep so bad, but I gotta fight it off for another 6 or 7 hours or so. Damn this blows. **** YOU HANGOVER!!!


However......

So it begins, today mark's the beginning. A two week holiday end-of-the-year-free-for-all. EVERYBODY RAGE!!!! Have fun, you evil ****S!!!
Rage, motha****ahs, RAGE!!


xoxoxoxo
Bordick

[garfield hates mondays]

OH yes!!! thank you bordick!!
ok lets see...

I ****ING HATE THE HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!!!!! I mean ****! have you been to the mall?? its insane!!! oh god i HATE people this time of year

I hate how people cant say christmas anymore!! who the **** cares what you call it? seriously, does anyone here mind it when people refer to christmas as christmas!!?? I sure the **** dont!

[garfield hates mondays]

Oh and do you know what else pisses me the **** off??? These mother****ers i see in wal-mart or best buy browsing the dvd section and saying things like: "Does this only come in widescreen? Oh no that wont do. I mean whats the deal with those two bars on the screen???"

WHAT IS YOUR ****ING PROBLEM!!!!! Why in the name of the lord of hosts would you want to pay $20 for a movie with a third of the picture cut off??? I seriously want to break these peoples necks!!

Arrrghhh rage RAGE RAAAAGGEEEE!!!

[Bluntchop]

I'm kinda like Garth Algar. Nothing really makes me mad or give me reasons to rage about :blat

Besides, flipping out is bad for your blood pressure :D

[crappertay]

Women are pissing me off this week coz scottish women don't fall for the whole kilt thing, thus making the job of scoring much harder. :lol

[Matt]

Ya know what I ****ing can't stand? MOTHER****ING UNIVERSAL PICTURES. I've watched 2 recent Universal DVDs: Animal House and Bruce Almighty. Both of those ****ers MADE me watch all the mother****ing trailers. I COULDN'T SKIP THEM. I COULDN"T GO TO THE MENU. WELL **** UNIVERSAL IN THEIR GOAT ASSES. I'LL NEVER BUY ANOTHER DVD FROM YOU.


AND **** YEAH, SMEAGOL, I'M WITH YOU!

[Abscynthe]

Hell, yes. I was going to ask if I could jump in and vent about the Christmas season.

Ok. Christmas decorations. Who in the gods name decided that after Thanksgiving normal people could COMPLETELY give up ANY sense of style they may previously had? Is it something in the turkey? No, seriously, is there some additive alongside the tryptophan that causes people to get really sleepy and then dream in Technicolor and neon and asymmetrical blinking lights? If you want to cover your entire yard in those big, fire-hazard colored lights, FINE WITH ME. But at least have some theme. It's like people don't test their lights before they put them out, so they spend 4 hours stringing lights on every immobile surface, only to turn them on and find that some sections don't work, and half their house has blinky lights and the other half has stationary lights. So they leave the blinky and stationary sets alone, and work to cover up the bare spots from burned out bulbs or areas where they ran out of lights. So what do they do? Use a different strand of lights! Any strand of lights! So now you have a fence that has white lights all the way down until the end where it's blue/green/red/multicolor. Jarring, utterly jarring. It sears my eyeballs.

Thank you. Rant over. *pantpantpantpant*

[crappertay]

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OUT GETTING DRUNK BUT YET I AM STUCK AT HOME POSTING ON A MESSAGE BOARD.

GOOD PLANNING STRIKES AGAIN.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

[Bordick]

Edited original post to add a RAGE, I felt it was necessary :D

[Wiggum]

"Anger is a gift"
Rage Against the Machine

**** it, this has become the absolute weakest rage thread that I have seen.
So, my two cents.
Bordick, I love ya'. But stop saying "I'm out". For the ****ing love of god man, you ain't Jim Rome, and why the hell would you want to quote that no sport knowin', poor hair stylin', west coast livin' mother ****er anyway?
Now on to the stupid shit, and by that I mean stupid shit.
Parking lots. Ever been in one? Who designed these ****ing car wreck death traps. They are all prescriptions for either backing into somebody, or having them do it to you.
Close talkers. You all know who I mean. That ****ing guy (occasionally girl), who has three beers and for some ****ing reason they can't talk to you unless their face is at least within two inches of your own. Get the **** out of my personal space asshole!
While I'm on that subject, let's talk about the "one-uppers". This is not an affliction that is gender specific. It strikes males and females with equal abandon. That person that you can't tell a story to, can't relate an event in your life without them telling you about somthing similar, oh, but always far more horrble! **** off, see if I ever try to tell you something again.
And Hobbit, I know I'm here on your whim. But stop ****ing telling me I can't compare the books to the movies! I have, I can, and I will!
Back to the stupid shit,
I walk to work. And by walk, I mean its a two mile hoof each way. I have a car, but I don't want to pay $140 month for parking. I rather enjoy the walk, but I do walk fast. Faster than any other idiots, cripples, and retards that are on the sidewalk with me. I don't care if you walk slow, that's fine. But get one one side of the ****ing sidewalk, and stay ****ing there! Trying to make my ****ing way around these assholes may sound petty, but it really isn't easy.
Dog shit. Let's talk about dog shit. Most people in my city are actually rather good about picking up after their dogs. But you should smell this place when the first thaw of spring happens. Holy crap (pun intended)! If you have a dog, pick upit's ****ing feces. I have to do it with my cats.
And don't even get me started on ****ing airlines!


:blat

So much more to say, but so little time.

[Bordick]

Who the **** is Jim Rome? :lol

[crappertay]

Originally posted by Wiggum

While I'm on that subject, let's talk about the "one-uppers". This is not an affliction that is gender specific. It strikes males and females with equal abandon. That person that you can't tell a story to, can't relate an event in your life without them telling you about somthing similar, oh, but always far more horrble! **** off, see if I ever try to tell you something again.



I feel your rage. Always some asshole who happened to have done the same, only bigger or better or scarier...

Yeah right gimme a break, one dude I know - man his tall tales would make you think the only thing he hadn't done in his life by 19 was tackle an invisible safari-ing alien in the deep jungle.

He once claimed to have the same skin-pigmentation disease as Michael Jackson :lol

[Evil Dead Junkie]

He's Scottish how could you tell the difference?

[Bordick]

X-Mas eve..........let the Noel Rage begin.

[crappertay]

WORKING OVER THE FESTIVE PERIOD WHILE OTHERS LOUNGE PLAYING HUNGRY HIPPOS.


RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

[Promithcuous]

Originally posted by Tay
one dude I know - man his tall tales would make you think the only thing he hadn't done in his life by 19 was tackle an invisible safari-ing alien in the deep jungle.

Don't make jokes about that Tay! I had to go through such an experience when I was about 20, and I was lucky the alien in question had been drinking and couldn't hold his liquor, or I would probably not have been here to tell you this.
Good thing that I had been taking those karate lessons, 'cause those alien bastards can put up a mean fight, even when they are drunk.
But we're diverting. Let's go on with the rage festivity.