Bluntchop
12-26-2003, 06:24 AM
Why am I skipping Monsturd again?
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One dark night, a NASA probe returning from Venus crash lands near the wilds of Long Island and unleashes a radioactive curse upon the nearest living creature, a rabid weasel. Unbeknownst to the innocent residents, this mutating menace transforms into an invincible fiend, stalking the residents in a terrifying quest to satisfy its hunger for human flesh. Discovering that the weasel's blood possesses fantastic properties of regeneration, mad Dr. Sendam decides to use it for his own twisted purposes while an intrepid government inspector closes in fast on the bloodthirsty, furry menace. This first jaw-dropping gore classic from underground New York horror legend Nathan Schiff has been the talk of festivals and video collectors for years and is now finally available in this new special edition, digitally polished and director-approved for your viewing enjoyment! Featuring gruesome special effects and the most outrageous ending you'll ever see, this homemade horror bash makes perfect party viewing for any discriminating fan of monstrous mayhem!
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It's country folk versus city slickers when homicidal Texas lawn trimmers Billy Buck and Jacob head to the wilds of the Long Island suburbs to ply their trade. But these resourceful good ol' boys don't just use lawnmowers for grass; they find that people make for good mowin', too! Soon those green, immaculate lawns are dripping red with the blood of unsuspecting yuppies, and you might be next! Complete with ghoulish special effects and a nasty twist ending, here's another outrageous mixture of over-the-top gore and sick laughs from underground Yankee filmmaker Nathan Schiff. You'll never look at your weed whacker the same way again!
:)
http://www.lasersedge.com/gfx/1/front/48040.jpg
One dark night, a NASA probe returning from Venus crash lands near the wilds of Long Island and unleashes a radioactive curse upon the nearest living creature, a rabid weasel. Unbeknownst to the innocent residents, this mutating menace transforms into an invincible fiend, stalking the residents in a terrifying quest to satisfy its hunger for human flesh. Discovering that the weasel's blood possesses fantastic properties of regeneration, mad Dr. Sendam decides to use it for his own twisted purposes while an intrepid government inspector closes in fast on the bloodthirsty, furry menace. This first jaw-dropping gore classic from underground New York horror legend Nathan Schiff has been the talk of festivals and video collectors for years and is now finally available in this new special edition, digitally polished and director-approved for your viewing enjoyment! Featuring gruesome special effects and the most outrageous ending you'll ever see, this homemade horror bash makes perfect party viewing for any discriminating fan of monstrous mayhem!
http://www.lasersedge.com/gfx/1/front/48036.jpg
It's country folk versus city slickers when homicidal Texas lawn trimmers Billy Buck and Jacob head to the wilds of the Long Island suburbs to ply their trade. But these resourceful good ol' boys don't just use lawnmowers for grass; they find that people make for good mowin', too! Soon those green, immaculate lawns are dripping red with the blood of unsuspecting yuppies, and you might be next! Complete with ghoulish special effects and a nasty twist ending, here's another outrageous mixture of over-the-top gore and sick laughs from underground Yankee filmmaker Nathan Schiff. You'll never look at your weed whacker the same way again!
:)