I DRANK MYSELF INTO A COMA!!!!

[Bordick]

Holy crap! So Saturday night I went out to this party.....Brody was there, he was drunk before midnight on chick drinks.

Anyways......through the course of the night I'm gettin' pissed drunk. Beer after beer, shot after shot, it wouldn't end. Finally it was all quieting down, people were passing out. It's about 7 in the morning. I'm still going mind you. Then some guy who was passes out had to go to work. He was a security guard at a Manhattan Toy Store featured in the movie Big that shall remain nameless. Anyways, he had no idea how to get there from where the party was. So a put the drinks down and led him to where he needed to go.

After that I get home, sometime around 8:30 in the morning or something, the drunkenness became a slight buzz at that point. anyways. I finally ended up passing out around 9 AM Sunday Morning. Well here I am, 5 AM Monday morning.......and I JUST WOKE UP!!!!!! What in the hell happened? Holy Crap!!! Whoa.

I am never drinking again....mark my words. No more drinking. I will not have another drink for the rest of the year ;)

[Josh]

New Year's Eve can't come soon enough eh?

[Matt]

so bordy your buddy works at FAO Schwarz and I just read yesterday that it was gonna be sold due to their financial problems. Sad times


And Bordick, get your ass to an intervention center..... you're gonna die drinking like that!



Dude, I did that back in college a couple of times and man it's tough on you!

[Bordick]

Originally posted by Matt UGA
so bordy your buddy works at FAO Schwarz and I just read yesterday that it was gonna be sold due to their financial problems. Sad times

It shall remain nameless!!! ;)


And Bordick, get your ass to an intervention center..... you're gonna die drinking like that!
Yeah, but what a way to go!! :D

Dude, I did that back in college a couple of times and man it's tough on you!

Usually I just wake up somewhere else (i.e. no clue how the hell I got there)

[B1ade Runner]

Originally posted by Bordick
Brody was there, he was drunk before midnight on chick drinks.

I'm also about seventy pounds lighter than Bordick, not an irregular drinker, and more concerned with all the cuties hitting on me. :)

[crappertay]

Did any cuties hit on you while daintily holding chick drinks?

[Bordick]

Originally posted by B1ade Runner
...not an irregular drinker,
Double negative writer-boy!!..........wuss :lol

and more concerned with all the cuties hitting on me. :)
Now you know he was drunk. The chicks that were there were all 2's & 3's!!!

[Bordick]

Originally posted by Tay
Did any cuties hit on you while daintily holding chick drinks?

Being an eye-witness, I can say....yes they did....however....Brody tends to just yack on and on about how drunk he is....all the playful flirty giggles turned into laughter of a different kind. pitty...:lol

[Bluntchop]

Damn, I fear your I DRANK MYSELF INTO A COMA AFTER NEW YEARS thread in a couple of months :D

[Bordick]

Nah. New Year's a preordained event, I'll want to get drunk and have to pay for it, and I'll only get buzzed (for being cheap). This one time was just another case of me taking advantage of the open bar. An "Open Bar" event to me is like kryptonite. Usually leads to the most unpredictable scenarios, events, or reprecussions.

[B1ade Runner]

Originally posted by Bordick
Double negative writer-boy!!..........wuss :lol

At least I write. Why don't you do something useful. Seriously, I really pity you sometimes. Then, of course, you speak.

[B1ade Runner]

Originally posted by Bordick
Being an eye-witness, I can say....yes they did....however....Brody tends to just yack on and on about how drunk he is....all the playful flirty giggles turned into laughter of a different kind. pitty...:lol

I wasn't looking to get picked up. Besides, all I wanted to talk about was the girl I'm seeing now, who I'm crazy about, so I think the cuties got the picture.

[7therror]

All cuties need lovin even the 2's and the 3's.

[B1ade Runner]

Bordick's kidding himself. It's a jealousy thing. Besides, I'm taken. :)

[Bordick]

Originally posted by B1ade Runner
Bordick's kidding himself. It's a jealousy thing.

Hardly.

[B1ade Runner]

Whatever you say.