Average Joe 2 supplies the public with great pick-up lines!!!

[garfield hates mondays]

UGLY NERD: My names (name). When's your birthday?
HOT GIRL: Errr...uhh...(date of birth).
UGLY NERD: Well happy birthday in (month).
HOT GIRL: *vomits in disgust*

The sad thing is that this actually happened...mostly. Did anyone see this?