Bluntchop
01-14-2004, 02:24 PM
Is it just me or was everybody in the music biz ugly like a monkey's ass back in the 70s? And I'm not talking about the clothes. I get the impression that bad hair & bad teeth was the fab back then.
Anyways, my eyes are still twitching after watching this DVD compilation of 20 original TV recordings from the 70s. Almost like watching a surreal Twilight Zone episode :D
Great music though, but I wouldn't put them all in the "Glam Rock" category.
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000094P3Y.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Audio: 5.1 Dolby Digital / 5.1 dts
Format: NTSC / 1.33:1
Region: 0
1. T. Rex - Jeepster
Is it Glam Rock?: Definitely.
Ugly scale: None. Bolan is the ultimate in coolness.
2. Roxy Music - Virginia Plain
Is it Glam Rock?: Sorta ... very weird & experimental.
Ugly scale: Ferry is one slick mofo.
3. Suzi Quatro - 48 Crash
Is it Glam Rock?: Hardrock, if anything.
Ugly scale: Suzy isn't glamorous. She's a true rock n roller wearing ordinary black leather.
4. David Essex - Rock On
Is it Glam Rock?: No glam in his game.
Ugly scale: Essex actually looks normal.
5. The Sweet - Teenage Rampage
Is it Glam Rock?: Sure. Great song.
Ugly scale: 2 outta 5. Outfits will make your jaw drop ... and everyone has long hair that would put Rapunzel to shame.
6. Bay City Rollers - Bye Bye Baby
Is it Glam Rock?: Um, I'd call it teeny-pop?
Ugly scale: 3 outta 5. Apparently they were the New Kids On The Block back in the 70s. Costumes are hilarious.
7. Medicine Head - How Does It Feel
Is it Glam Rock?: Trippy Hippy Rock?
Ugly scale: 4 outta 5. White dude playing a Jew's Harp has the biggest afro I've ever seen.
8. Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World
Is it Glam Rock?: It's shit.
Ugly scale: 5 outta 5. Lady dresses like a man. Scary.
9. David Cassidy - Rock Me Baby
Is it Glam Rock?: Nope, it's just Keith Partridge imitating Elvis.
Ugly scale: 3 outta 5 for those silver space boots he's wearing.
10. Smokie - If You Think You Know How To Love Me
Is it Glam Rock?: No way. Country & Western pop? Very catchy though.
Ugly scale: 4 outta 5. Them boys need a haircut.
11. Steve Harley - Here Comes The Sun
Is it Glam Rock?: Nope. Sounds more like Tom Jones on a bad day.
Ugly scale: 5 outta 5. Dude looks like a porn actor.
12. Tom Robinson Band - 1, 2, 6, 8 Motorway
Is it Glam Rock?: Not sure what it is but it stinks.
13. Showaddywaddy - You Got What It Takes
Is it Glam Rock?: Here comes the puke ... big band pop? It's horrible.
Ugly scale: 5 outta 5. If matching suits are considered Glam Rock then I don't know what :blat
14. Nazareth - Love Hurts
Is it Glam Rock?: Hardly.
15. Dave Edmunds - Here Comes The Weekend
Is it Glam Rock?: No Sir. More country pop.
16. Rod Stewart - Tonight's The Night
Is it Glam Rock?: Nein.
Ugly scale: 1 outta 5 for that red rose he attached to his hip (!).
17. Roxy Music - Do The Stand
See above.
18. T. Rex - 20th Century Boy
Is it Glam Rock?: Is a frog's ass waterproof?
Ugly scale: See above.
19. Mungo Jerry - Alright Alright Alright
Is it Glam Rock?: Nope, and thank god it's not "In The Summertime" either. Hate that song.
Ugly scale: 5 outta 5. It's "Planet Of The Apes" revisited! Plus Mongo has bad teeth.
20. Alice Cooper - Public Animal #9
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrocks! and Alice drinks a beer while performing.
Any Glam Rock fans here? Comment!
Anyways, my eyes are still twitching after watching this DVD compilation of 20 original TV recordings from the 70s. Almost like watching a surreal Twilight Zone episode :D
Great music though, but I wouldn't put them all in the "Glam Rock" category.
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000094P3Y.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Audio: 5.1 Dolby Digital / 5.1 dts
Format: NTSC / 1.33:1
Region: 0
1. T. Rex - Jeepster
Is it Glam Rock?: Definitely.
Ugly scale: None. Bolan is the ultimate in coolness.
2. Roxy Music - Virginia Plain
Is it Glam Rock?: Sorta ... very weird & experimental.
Ugly scale: Ferry is one slick mofo.
3. Suzi Quatro - 48 Crash
Is it Glam Rock?: Hardrock, if anything.
Ugly scale: Suzy isn't glamorous. She's a true rock n roller wearing ordinary black leather.
4. David Essex - Rock On
Is it Glam Rock?: No glam in his game.
Ugly scale: Essex actually looks normal.
5. The Sweet - Teenage Rampage
Is it Glam Rock?: Sure. Great song.
Ugly scale: 2 outta 5. Outfits will make your jaw drop ... and everyone has long hair that would put Rapunzel to shame.
6. Bay City Rollers - Bye Bye Baby
Is it Glam Rock?: Um, I'd call it teeny-pop?
Ugly scale: 3 outta 5. Apparently they were the New Kids On The Block back in the 70s. Costumes are hilarious.
7. Medicine Head - How Does It Feel
Is it Glam Rock?: Trippy Hippy Rock?
Ugly scale: 4 outta 5. White dude playing a Jew's Harp has the biggest afro I've ever seen.
8. Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World
Is it Glam Rock?: It's shit.
Ugly scale: 5 outta 5. Lady dresses like a man. Scary.
9. David Cassidy - Rock Me Baby
Is it Glam Rock?: Nope, it's just Keith Partridge imitating Elvis.
Ugly scale: 3 outta 5 for those silver space boots he's wearing.
10. Smokie - If You Think You Know How To Love Me
Is it Glam Rock?: No way. Country & Western pop? Very catchy though.
Ugly scale: 4 outta 5. Them boys need a haircut.
11. Steve Harley - Here Comes The Sun
Is it Glam Rock?: Nope. Sounds more like Tom Jones on a bad day.
Ugly scale: 5 outta 5. Dude looks like a porn actor.
12. Tom Robinson Band - 1, 2, 6, 8 Motorway
Is it Glam Rock?: Not sure what it is but it stinks.
13. Showaddywaddy - You Got What It Takes
Is it Glam Rock?: Here comes the puke ... big band pop? It's horrible.
Ugly scale: 5 outta 5. If matching suits are considered Glam Rock then I don't know what :blat
14. Nazareth - Love Hurts
Is it Glam Rock?: Hardly.
15. Dave Edmunds - Here Comes The Weekend
Is it Glam Rock?: No Sir. More country pop.
16. Rod Stewart - Tonight's The Night
Is it Glam Rock?: Nein.
Ugly scale: 1 outta 5 for that red rose he attached to his hip (!).
17. Roxy Music - Do The Stand
See above.
18. T. Rex - 20th Century Boy
Is it Glam Rock?: Is a frog's ass waterproof?
Ugly scale: See above.
19. Mungo Jerry - Alright Alright Alright
Is it Glam Rock?: Nope, and thank god it's not "In The Summertime" either. Hate that song.
Ugly scale: 5 outta 5. It's "Planet Of The Apes" revisited! Plus Mongo has bad teeth.
20. Alice Cooper - Public Animal #9
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrocks! and Alice drinks a beer while performing.
Any Glam Rock fans here? Comment!