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Old 01-03-2006, 12:24 PM   #1
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Despite its massive shortcomings, BloodRayne is the best film to come from Uwe Boll yet. - ** Rafe Telsch, CinemaBlend.com

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Old 01-03-2006, 12:28 PM   #2
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Would you believe Rafe BEGGED to review this?

Closet Uwe Boll fan.

The shame!
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:40 PM   #3
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That's really disgusting, Rafe. You should be ashamed of yourself. If Hoover was still alive, I'd turn you in.
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:42 PM   #4
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Had he still been alive, there would have been a good scandal going on bout him dressing up as a lady.
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Old 01-04-2006, 04:56 PM   #5
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BNN: Boll's BloodRayne Braggery
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:32 PM   #6
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Anyone else see a crazed, cross eyed David Beckham here?

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Old 01-06-2006, 09:49 PM   #7
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Kill yourself instead of seeing this movie. I wish I had.
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:11 PM   #8
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what were you expecting

it's really sad the number of people in my class excided about this. i keep trying to warn em
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Old 01-07-2006, 04:31 AM   #9
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Yeah NotSo. If you didn't see that coming, more fool you.
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Old 01-07-2006, 02:04 PM   #10
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Nah.

I knew it was gonna suck. I went for a laugh. And I had quite a few laughs. So I guess it fulfilled my expectations actually.
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Old 01-07-2006, 02:32 PM   #11
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Anyone else see a crazed, cross eyed David Beckham here?
Is his head really shaped like that or is that a vain attempt to hide his hair under a skull cap? Either way, if they can digitally reduce Lindsay Lohan's bust...
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Old 01-08-2006, 08:20 PM   #13
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Great opening paragraph.. and informative!
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Old 01-08-2006, 08:22 PM   #14
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That was a good review.

100 points for a Lothar of the hill people reference!
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100 extra points for including the Beckham photo.
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Old 01-09-2006, 05:07 AM   #16
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2 whole stars...
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Despite its massive shortcomings, BloodRayne is the best film to come from Uwe Boll yet. - ** Rafe Telsch, CinemaBlend.com
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Old 01-29-2006, 01:38 PM   #18
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Awful game + awful director =...

Yeah, pretty simple. I'm not going to see it. And yet, I feel compelled to actually think about this movie's existence. Why? I don't know... I guess the fact that Uwe Boll is still making movies just fills me with a kind of soul-searing animal rage that I can't begin to describe. Wow... I think a vein in my head is really throbbing; I didn't realize that actually happens.

He just needs to stop.
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Let it all out Wynne.
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Well, at least they're not going to trick anyone into seeing it with a good trailer. The trailer is so awful, at first I thought it was either a fanfilm or a joke.
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