The movie is dumb-bait. If we rounded up every teenager who went to this movie opening weekend and shipped them to Switzerland the average GPA in American middle schools would go up a full point.
I can already see the comments section of the CB review.
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You can probably just copy/paste the one for Aquamarine over.
Scott, you HAVE to be the one to review this.
Perfect. Another movie where Kara won't go with me so I have to sit there as the only male in the theater and endure the suspicious stares of young girls and their protective mothers.
Do you think that fact that I have a wedding ring now will make me more creepy or less?
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Shouldn't you like be able to wear a badge or something saying you're a movie critic?
I wish I had one. I could have used it this weekend when I saw Delta Farce to separate me from the rest of the audience. I was one of 5 people in the theater. The others were older folks who talked loudly through the whole movie with heavy southern accents. I swear one of the women was wearing a mumu. I suspect they all had Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Larry The Health Inspector on DVD at home.
However, I don't think it would help with the Bratz crowd. They would probably just think it was part of my creepy cover.
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Christ, between this and the Blonde Ambition trailer I think part of my soul just died. I need to watch good movie, I need to watch good movie NOW!
I feel dirty. And not in a good way. We can't cure fatal diseases but we can waste millions of dollars making shit like this. Society deserved global warming.
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Christ, between this and the Blonde Ambition trailer I think part of my soul just died. I need to watch good movie, I need to watch good movie NOW!
I feel dirty. And not in a good way. We can't cure fatal diseases but we can waste millions of dollars making shit like this. Society deserved global warming.
And with that comment, I can no longer passively skim the boards. Kudos, Mr. Wood. You have forced me to overcome my laziness and log in to nominate that for w.o.w...
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