Demi Moore & boy toy married by freaky Jewish witches

[Josh]

Hollywood couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have secretly married - according to America's In Touch magazine. Sources from the Kabbalah Centre in New York claim the Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle actress, 41, tied the knot with her younger beau, 26, last month. The magazine reports, "One person currently studying Kabbalah says she was informed during a recent class that Demi and Ashton had wed during an hour-long ceremony." In Touch adds the couple plan to announce their newly married status to friends at a party later this year. However, Moore's spokesman insists, "It's not true. They went down there for Passover holiday."

[Matt]

Originally posted by FilmHobbit

you created this forum to validate your subscription to National Enquirer didn't you?

[Josh]

No, I created it to finally get some use out of my scientology connections.

[Evil Dead Junkie]

It gives me great pleasure that Kutcher has become one of the people he used to make fun of in Punk'd