Jessica Simpson encourages sex games.

[Josh]

Pop star-turned-reality TV queen Jessica Simpson is in trouble with America's parents who fear her new line of edible body creams encourage kids to indulge in sex games. Simpson launched the 13 items for lovers in her Dessert Beauty line earlier this year, and her young fans are rushing to stores to get their hands on the products. But New York sex therapist Dr. Jane Greer is leading a charge to have warning labels on the edible treats. She says, "The problem is that Jessica is oblivious to how young her fans really are - she's sending a message of sexuality and sensuality that needs to be screened. Parents need to know that kids just can't go straight for desserts until they've had dinner - dessert being sex, and dinner being the establishing of a mature relationship." Dr. Greer also fears the fact that some of the products come with sprinkle-on candy will encourage perverts. She adds, "Candy is something that kids want and relate to. And remember, candy is also the seduction item of choice for perverts. I don't think the people behind the marketing campaign thought about the repercussions or the ripple effect it could have."

[Wiggum]

Best. Thread Title. Ever.

Did you see that episode of the Newlyweds when she was shooting the commercial for this stuff.
Didn't she get a little ill from it?

[Abscynthe]

Parents need to know that kids just can't go straight for desserts until they've had dinner - dessert being sex, and dinner being the establishing of a mature relationship."

Let's turn everything into a learning analogy....

If they're so concerned about kids buying these body paints, first off, don't let your kids buy them, and second off, sell them in adult stores where you have to be at least 18 years old to enter. Makes sense to me!

[Josh]

You shouldn't have to be over 18 to buy lotion.

[Wiggum]

How 'bout latex pants.

[Abscynthe]

Originally posted by FilmHobbit
You shouldn't have to be over 18 to buy lotion.

Is it lotion? I thought I read it was body paints. Oh well...

I wouldn't mind trying some though. I've had fun with body paints before!

[legna]

Never had fun with body paints actually.

Honey howerver.........

[Abscynthe]

Originally posted by legna
Never had fun with body paints actually.

Honey howerver.........

I always found honey too sticky and hard to clean up.

[Wiggum]

We can all thank 9 1/2 Weeks for bringing various condiments to unforseen hights.
Mickey Rourke did one good thing in his life.

[legna]

I've never had too much of a problem with it- as long as you lick it all off.....

[Evil Dead Junkie]

Originally posted by Wiggum
We can all thank 9 1/2 Weeks for bringing various condiments to unforseen hights.
Mickey Rourke did one good thing in his life.

The one funny part in Hotshots.

[phenotype31]

How do you finish?

I like honey too, but after a leg of honey I can't take any more.

Maybe it's a group project?

[legna]

The trick is to just use the honey in key area's- nipples genetals, maybe a belly button, or some other small area... never the whole body.

[Cogito]

Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians, like grandma used to say.

[Doom]

That dinner and dessert thing was possibly the most ****ed up thing ever. Dr. Greer needs to stop rubbing lotion over herself and get outside.